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   Would you mind opening your trunk please sir? Thanks. Now, what are these 10 live horses doing in here?

16 Nov 2012 04:20 PM   |   6410 clicks   |   Daily Express
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
Vans have trunks?

16 Nov 2012 01:52 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

Bathia_Mapes: Vans have trunks?


Neigh

16 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: Vans have trunks?

Neigh


lulz

That's what she said.

16 Nov 2012 02:04 PM
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kid_icarus    [TotalFark]  
"We think they were probably going to end up on someone's dinner plate in Romania," explained police, speaking to the Austrian Times.

They eat ponies in Romania?

16 Nov 2012 02:05 PM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Is this article Ginuwine?

16 Nov 2012 02:25 PM
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real_headhoncho    [TotalFark]  
Ponies in trunks?
twentypercentcooler.net

This is now a MLP thread.

16 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
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GAT_00     

real_headhoncho: Ponies in trunks?
[twentypercentcooler.net image 800x533]

This is now a MLP thread.


i575.photobucket.com

Creepy farks.

16 Nov 2012 02:58 PM
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Babwa Wawa     
This is why informed people always order the fish while traveling in Romania.

16 Nov 2012 03:00 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

GAT_00: real_headhoncho: Ponies in trunks?
[twentypercentcooler.net image 800x533]

This is now a MLP thread.

[i575.photobucket.com image 457x386]

Creepy farks.


Seconded

16 Nov 2012 03:04 PM
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GAT_00     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: real_headhoncho: Ponies in trunks?
[twentypercentcooler.net image 800x533]

This is now a MLP thread.

[i575.photobucket.com image 457x386]

Creepy farks.

Seconded


Seriously, is the MLP fascination not the creepiest Internet thing in a long time?

16 Nov 2012 03:15 PM
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jehovahs witness protection     
The passengers were a little horse...

16 Nov 2012 03:31 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

GAT_00: MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: real_headhoncho: Ponies in trunks?
[twentypercentcooler.net image 800x533]

This is now a MLP thread.

[i575.photobucket.com image 457x386]

Creepy farks.

Seconded

Seriously, is the MLP fascination not the creepiest Internet thing in a long time?


I sure don't get it

/but that's a long list of things, too

16 Nov 2012 03:32 PM
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Pud    [TotalFark]  
They were just horsing around.

16 Nov 2012 04:16 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
Would you rather drive 1 horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses across Germany?

16 Nov 2012 04:24 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
24.media.tumblr.com

16 Nov 2012 04:24 PM
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DeathCipris     
Stopped reading when it said "night-mare."

Bad joke is bad.

16 Nov 2012 04:25 PM
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cgraves67     
Someone told the driver his van needed more horsepower.

16 Nov 2012 04:25 PM
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groppet     
Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores

16 Nov 2012 04:29 PM
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theresnothinglft     
He was driving the cast of Sex In the City to their next filming location.

16 Nov 2012 04:29 PM
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Spartacus Outlaw     
Well, if they weren't stolen before, they are now.

16 Nov 2012 04:30 PM
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LowbrowDeluxe     

GAT_00: MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: real_headhoncho: Ponies in trunks?
[twentypercentcooler.net image 800x533]

This is now a MLP thread.

[i575.photobucket.com image 457x386]

Creepy farks.

Seconded

Seriously, is the MLP fascination not the creepiest Internet thing in a long time?


I'm going to give you a choice. Red pill, blue pill, etc. You can either just accept an occasional pony picture, or I can show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes till the mods catch me. Which is it going to be, Neo?

16 Nov 2012 04:30 PM
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eagles95     

groppet: Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores


I hate finding dead hookers in trunks

16 Nov 2012 04:30 PM
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chevydeuce     
Those look awful small to be Shetlands...but whatever. If they are Shetlands, kill them...KILL THEM NOW!! Just mean, MEAN little bastards, all of them...

/had a Shetland run me into a tree when I was a kid...caught a broken branch with my leg, ripped a hole in my thigh and pierced the artery....76 stitches. csb....

16 Nov 2012 04:31 PM
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Kanemano     
Well, my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that

16 Nov 2012 04:32 PM
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skinink     
Live live horses couldn't put him away.

16 Nov 2012 04:37 PM
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Mega Steve     
In an even more absurd twist, the drivers - on their way to Romania when they were stopped at Offenbach, Germany - claimed they'd had no idea they had livestock on board.

I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time.

/If you're dumber than a bag of hammers

16 Nov 2012 04:37 PM
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ProfessorOhki     
It's hard enough to trailer one horse, how do you get 10 of them into a van?

16 Nov 2012 04:40 PM
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signaljammer     
The recent aversion to horsemeat in the states is just plain weird.

16 Nov 2012 04:40 PM
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groppet     

eagles95: groppet: Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores

I hate finding dead hookers in trunks


Mitch: I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!
Bystander: Lord knows I have.

16 Nov 2012 04:42 PM
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TXEric     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: real_headhoncho: Ponies in trunks?
[twentypercentcooler.net image 800x533]

This is now a MLP thread.

[i575.photobucket.com image 457x386]

Creepy farks.

Seconded


Yep.

I'm with you fellers.

16 Nov 2012 04:44 PM
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angry_scientist     
Maybe they had a lot of dogs that has opulence

Recreate the blank scene in Animal House?

16 Nov 2012 04:45 PM
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Indubitably     
Saddle up a comma in that headline, pardner.

16 Nov 2012 04:49 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

groppet: Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores


Ten dead whores are easier to stack.

16 Nov 2012 04:51 PM
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Indubitably     

Gyrfalcon: groppet: Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores

Ten dead whores are easier to stack.


Why would you stack them? Wouldn't you want to lay them out?

Ew.

P.S. This joke hurt my sense of decency, among other things.

16 Nov 2012 04:53 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: groppet: Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores

Ten dead whores are easier to stack.

Why would you stack them? Wouldn't you want to lay them out?

Ew.

P.S. This joke hurt my sense of decency, among other things.


Oh, like your response either looks or smells any better.

16 Nov 2012 05:07 PM
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redmid17     

kid_icarus: "We think they were probably going to end up on someone's dinner plate in Romania," explained police, speaking to the Austrian Times.

They eat ponies in Romania?


Horse meat is popular in a lot of countries in Europe (Italy, France, Belgium..) I can't imagine Romania is any different. Why they would import Shetland ponies is beyond me but it doesn't surprise me that people eat them.

16 Nov 2012 05:09 PM
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Indubitably     

Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: groppet: Better 10 live horses than 10 dead whores

Ten dead whores are easier to stack.

Why would you stack them? Wouldn't you want to lay them out?

Ew.

P.S. This joke hurt my sense of decency, among other things.

Oh, like your response either looks or smells any better.


Ouchies.

16 Nov 2012 05:12 PM
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pottie     

redmid17: kid_icarus: "We think they were probably going to end up on someone's dinner plate in Romania," explained police, speaking to the Austrian Times.

They eat ponies in Romania?

Horse meat is popular in a lot of countries in Europe (Italy, France, Belgium..) I can't imagine Romania is any different. Why they would import Shetland ponies is beyond me but it doesn't surprise me that people eat them.


because they taste like chicken

16 Nov 2012 05:14 PM
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Smeggy Smurf     

Bathia_Mapes: Vans have trunks?


DON'T JUDGE MY ACCESSORIES!

/runs off

16 Nov 2012 05:16 PM
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Shaggy0717     

chevydeuce: Those look awful small to be Shetlands...but whatever. If they are Shetlands, kill them...KILL THEM NOW!! Just mean, MEAN little bastards, all of them...

/had a Shetland run me into a tree when I was a kid...caught a broken branch with my leg, ripped a hole in my thigh and pierced the artery....76 stitches. csb....


Mind you, a shetland once bit my sister. Shetlands bites can be pretty nasty...

16 Nov 2012 05:30 PM
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Indubitably     
"This is my wagon..."

16 Nov 2012 05:31 PM
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uncleacid     
10 midget jockeys are now out of work.

16 Nov 2012 05:35 PM
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redmid17     

Shaggy0717: chevydeuce: Those look awful small to be Shetlands...but whatever. If they are Shetlands, kill them...KILL THEM NOW!! Just mean, MEAN little bastards, all of them...

/had a Shetland run me into a tree when I was a kid...caught a broken branch with my leg, ripped a hole in my thigh and pierced the artery....76 stitches. csb....

Mind you, a shetland once bit my sister. Shetlands bites can be pretty nasty...


It's not the Shetlands fault your sister likes it rough

16 Nov 2012 05:40 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

Shaggy0717: chevydeuce: Those look awful small to be Shetlands...but whatever. If they are Shetlands, kill them...KILL THEM NOW!! Just mean, MEAN little bastards, all of them...

/had a Shetland run me into a tree when I was a kid...caught a broken branch with my leg, ripped a hole in my thigh and pierced the artery....76 stitches. csb....

Mind you, a shetland once bit my sister. Shetlands bites can be pretty nasty...


Ha, a Shetland pony ACTUALLY bit my sister. On the ear. 40 years ago and she still has the scar.

16 Nov 2012 05:44 PM
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Indubitably     

Gyrfalcon: Shaggy0717: chevydeuce: Those look awful small to be Shetlands...but whatever. If they are Shetlands, kill them...KILL THEM NOW!! Just mean, MEAN little bastards, all of them...

/had a Shetland run me into a tree when I was a kid...caught a broken branch with my leg, ripped a hole in my thigh and pierced the artery....76 stitches. csb....

Mind you, a shetland once bit my sister. Shetlands bites can be pretty nasty...

Ha, a Shetland pony ACTUALLY bit my sister. On the ear. 40 years ago and she still has the scar.


See?

16 Nov 2012 05:45 PM
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Twilight Farkle    [TotalFark]  

LowbrowDeluxe:
I'm going to give you a choice. Red pill, blue pill, etc. You can either just accept an occasional pony picture, or I can show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes till the mods catch me. Which is it going to be, Neo?


This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the thread ends, you close the browser window and, umm, believe whatever you like. You take the red pill - you stay in Equestria and Angel here shows you how deep the rabbit-hole goes, if that's okay with you.

16 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
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MBooda     

real_headhoncho: Ponies in trunks?


Hey, guess what I shot last night.

4.bp.blogspot.com
/this is now a Marxist thread

16 Nov 2012 05:55 PM
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ShobuZukuri     
narwhaler.com

16 Nov 2012 06:01 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  

chevydeuce: Those look awful small to be Shetlands...but whatever. If they are Shetlands, kill them...KILL THEM NOW!! Just mean, MEAN little bastards, all of them...

/had a Shetland run me into a tree when I was a kid...caught a broken branch with my leg, ripped a hole in my thigh and pierced the artery....76 stitches. csb....


WTF? didn't Nanna ever tells you "swee'pea whatevers doesn't kill lil' chevydeuce makes him stronger?" but i'll admit the artery thing sounds a bit OMG. honeslty, i won't get anywhere near a horse, they scare shiat out of me. frickin' things are huge and will eat you given half a chance. but the pic is cute.

---of course the Police were suspicious. the cute was spilling out on the sidewalk for gosh sake.

16 Nov 2012 06:07 PM
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natazha     
A horse is a horse, of course, of course ...

unless it's lunch.

16 Nov 2012 06:25 PM
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