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   Alyssa, Brandy, Caroline, and Samantha: Cast of a new Sex and the City rip-off? Or members of a Florida burglary crime ring?

16 Nov 2012 09:56 PM   |   4668 clicks   |   WWSB ABC 7
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PhiloeBedoe    [TotalFark]  
Wow, they all fell out of the plug-fugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

16 Nov 2012 08:17 PM
Krieghund     

PhiloeBedoe: Wow, they all fell out of the plug-fugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.


Alyssia is cute, IMO. This isn't her first run in with the law either, so if you like 'em bad, she's your girl.

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Caroline isn't that bad looking either. At least she isn't before you see her meth-mouth.

16 Nov 2012 09:12 PM
PhiloeBedoe    [TotalFark]  

Krieghund: PhiloeBedoe: Wow, they all fell out of the plug-fugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Alyssia is cute, IMO. This isn't her first run in with the law either, so if you like 'em bad, she's your girl.

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Caroline isn't that bad looking either. At least she isn't before you see her meth-mouth.


She is cute in that pic, one I presume is several meth-intensive months earlier in her life. I can't go along with you on Caroline, though. Although, to be honest, who looks their best in a mugshot?

16 Nov 2012 09:52 PM
Summoner101     
That doesn't seem very neigh-borly.

16 Nov 2012 09:58 PM
skinink     

"The suspects say they committed the crimes to fund their addiction to Oxycodone."


FHave a feeling that in their future they'll turn from stealing to hooking to pay for their Oxy and meth habit.


16 Nov 2012 10:05 PM
ladyfortuna     
So, the second one. Didn't even have to read the article...

16 Nov 2012 10:20 PM
drjekel_mrhyde     
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16 Nov 2012 10:24 PM
DownDaRiver     
I was thinking along the lines of more hurricanes ready to finish the job of destroying New Jersey.

Leaving disapointed

16 Nov 2012 10:31 PM
cig-mkr     
I'd bail one of them out for the weekend.

16 Nov 2012 10:44 PM
dj_bigbird    [TotalFark]  
And on the main stage it's Alyssa! Everyone get your dollars out for Alyssa! On the side stages, say hello to Brandy (I wouldn't mind taking a drink of her!), Caroline and Samantha! Don't forget boys, lap dances are only $10 before 8pm!

16 Nov 2012 11:24 PM
tetsoushima     

dj_bigbird: And on the main stage it's Alyssa! Everyone get your dollars out for Alyssa! On the side stages, say hello to Brandy (I wouldn't mind taking a drink of her!), Caroline and Samantha! Don't forget boys, lap dances are only $10 before 8pm!


Pretty much what I had in mind.

16 Nov 2012 11:37 PM
the801     
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16 Nov 2012 11:45 PM
MikeMc     
About as attractive as the Sex and the City crew...

17 Nov 2012 12:05 AM
visio     
0/4... this community has supported hotter, let's not lower standards just because these are the only 4 this time around.

17 Nov 2012 02:05 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
A, B, C, S, E, F, G


SSSSSS ??? CRAAZY!

17 Nov 2012 07:18 AM
Pep Streebeck     
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17 Nov 2012 08:14 AM
denbroc     
Note to Subby: You forgot "Smoking hot" in your headline.

17 Nov 2012 08:46 AM
geekbikerskum     
We have:

Alyssa
Brandy
Caroline
and...
Samantha

One of these things is not like the others. (They should have recruited Donna. Or Debbie.)

17 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     

geekbikerskum: We have:

Alyssa
Brandy
Caroline
and...
Samantha

One of these things is not like the others. (They should have recruited Donna. Or Debbie.)


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17 Nov 2012 01:47 PM
geekbikerskum     

Jon iz teh kewl: geekbikerskum:
One of these things is not like the others.

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Exactly. :-)

17 Nov 2012 02:19 PM
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