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16 Nov 2012 09:33 PM   |   12271 clicks   |   Bloomberg
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NowhereMon     
Could be a good fit, they get the cultural significance and they know how to do a turn around.

16 Nov 2012 07:22 PM
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AdolfOliverPanties     
Think of the stoners. Washington and Colorado legalize weed and all of sudden there are no more Hostess products?

Way to step to the plate, PBR.

16 Nov 2012 07:26 PM
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TheHighlandHowler    [TotalFark]  
Shedding the complications of the unions and old plants makes it even more attractive.

Yep, just the name. No plants or employees, like PBR.

16 Nov 2012 07:38 PM
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simsite9     
"Shedding the complications of the unions and old plants makes it even more attractive."

I'm sure the 18,500 employees will be so relieved.

16 Nov 2012 07:52 PM
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jbuist     
This was funnier the first time I saw it, but I still grin a bit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGSN7J Vg1yQ

"Pabst Blue Ribbon. Buy American. Drink it y'asshole."

16 Nov 2012 08:12 PM
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jbuist     

16 Nov 2012 08:13 PM
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Darth_Lukecash    [TotalFark]  
Yeah... Cause you know, that's what REALLY did them in.

farking money men and their farking money games. Hostess was a popular brand that was making money and putting Americans to work. Then the money men come in, and gamble with debt and the markets, while raping and gutting local/state/national economies. People get laid off, loose their way of life...all so some rich jackasses can have enough money to buy a polished gold turd bowl.

Then when they break their toy, they hand it over to their buddies who take a farking hammer to it, squeezing out the last of goddamn cents out of it.

And all that is left, pain and the sorrow of shadow of a company. A company sold a beloved product, served it's community and supported it's loyal workers with a good way of life.

16 Nov 2012 08:22 PM
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dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  
i.imgur.com

And he snorted Sno-Balls too.

/and mainlined Ho-Hos

16 Nov 2012 08:58 PM
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antidisestablishmentarianism    [TotalFark]  
So hipsters will suddenly consume Ho-Hos and Twinkies?

16 Nov 2012 09:27 PM
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Shostie    [TotalFark]  

dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 468x250]

And he snorted Sno-Balls too.

/and mainlined Ho-Hos


Tasty Kake? F*CK THAT SH*T! HOSTESS!

16 Nov 2012 09:29 PM
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Indubitably     
To cheapen.

16 Nov 2012 09:34 PM
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Debeo Summa Credo     

jbuist: This was funnier the first time I saw it, but I still grin a bit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGSN7J Vg1yQ

"Pabst Blue Ribbon. Buy American. Drink it y'asshole."


Farkin hysterical.

16 Nov 2012 09:43 PM
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skinink     
So whick eBay buyers of the 'last' Twinkies feel like suckers now?

It's sad and funny that there will now be a Hostess without the Unions who went on strike in the first place. So now if any of them are hired by the new owners, the workers will have no bargaining power at all.

16 Nov 2012 09:44 PM
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Bit'O'Gristle     
"We have analyzed this opportunity very carefully for a few years now," Metropoulos said in an e-mail. "Shedding the complications of the unions and old plants makes it even more attractive."

/Why is this surprising? Many American companies have closed down plants in the USA and gone to another country, and paid those poor bastards 2 bucks a day, if that.

16 Nov 2012 09:45 PM
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Debeo Summa Credo     

Darth_Lukecash: Yeah... Cause you know, that's what REALLY did them in.

farking money men and their farking money games. Hostess was a popular brand that was making money and putting Americans to work. Then the money men come in, and gamble with debt and the markets, while raping and gutting local/state/national economies. People get laid off, loose their way of life...all so some rich jackasses can have enough money to buy a polished gold turd bowl.

Then when they break their toy, they hand it over to their buddies who take a farking hammer to it, squeezing out the last of goddamn cents out of it.

And all that is left, pain and the sorrow of shadow of a company. A company sold a beloved product, served it's community and supported it's loyal workers with a good way of life.


LOL. So much funnier if you read it in the voice of the guy in jbuist's link. "polished gold turd bowl!"

16 Nov 2012 09:45 PM
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Wayne 985     

dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 468x250]

And he snorted Sno-Balls too.

/and mainlined Ho-Hos


Mommy... Mommy... Baby wants to fark a Twinkie.

16 Nov 2012 09:48 PM
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Perducci     

Bit'O'Gristle: "We have analyzed this opportunity very carefully for a few years now," Metropoulos said in an e-mail. "Shedding the complications of the unions and old plants makes it even more attractive."

/Why is this surprising? Many American companies have closed down plants in the USA and gone to another country, and paid those poor bastards 2 bucks a day, if that.



It's too bad that both sides make it so difficult to just give people fair, but not union-extortionate rates in a non-adversarial environment.

16 Nov 2012 09:51 PM
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Aar1012     
So Twinkees will become Hipster food? Can hipsters be fat?

16 Nov 2012 09:52 PM
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ProfessorOhki     
"Our family would love to purchase these icronic brands," said Daren Metropoulos, a principal at the Greenwich, Connecticut-based firm, which paid $250 million for Pabst in 2010. "We are actively pursuing this deal as no doubt strategics will also."

FTFH

16 Nov 2012 09:53 PM
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Make Way For Ducklings     
Chocodiles.

16 Nov 2012 09:55 PM
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Hand Banana     
Whoever gets it I hope they go back to the older recipes before they replaced all the ingredients with cheap crap and chemical preservatives. Maybe it is rose tinted glasses but I seem to remember them tasting much better once upon a time. They were probably awesome in the 30s.

16 Nov 2012 09:55 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
my Dad was so cheap he would buy PBR's no frills label - Red, White & Blue. and that was upscale for him. the closest i ever seen him come to crying was when A&P Warehouse Liquors took their no-frills swill 'A&P Tudor Ale' off the market. he didn't talk for days, just stared at the black & white TV while munching the PathMark no frills equivalent of Cheez-It's and farting loudly whenever Mom tried to console him.

16 Nov 2012 09:56 PM
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bmfderek     

Aar1012: So Twinkees will become Hipster food? Can hipsters be fat?


Makes wearing skinny jeans a real biatch.

16 Nov 2012 09:56 PM
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NobleHam     
Little Debbie is better.

16 Nov 2012 09:58 PM
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TheMightyTimmah     

Hand Banana: Whoever gets it I hope they go back to the older recipes before they replaced all the ingredients with cheap crap and chemical preservatives. Maybe it is rose tinted glasses but I seem to remember them tasting much better once upon a time. They were probably awesome in the 30s.


They went to ESL (extended shelf life) in the early 2000s... Shelf lives went from a week on cupcakes to 19 days.

/Got laid off today
//Maybe not the best management team I've ever worked with in my career, but by far, far far the worst union workers of any company I've worked for

16 Nov 2012 09:59 PM
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Nem Wan     

Hand Banana: Whoever gets it I hope they go back to the older recipes before they replaced all the ingredients with cheap crap and chemical preservatives. Maybe it is rose tinted glasses but I seem to remember them tasting much better once upon a time. They were probably awesome in the 30s.


Nah, the economy was so great back then people would buy anything.
/oh wait....

16 Nov 2012 10:00 PM
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Darth_Lukecash    [TotalFark]  

Hand Banana: Whoever gets it I hope they go back to the older recipes before they replaced all the ingredients with cheap crap and chemical preservatives. Maybe it is rose tinted glasses but I seem to remember them tasting much better once upon a time. They were probably awesome in the 30s.


Don't think it's gonna happen. Good ingredients cost money.

16 Nov 2012 10:03 PM
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Oznog     
wa1.cdn.four.co.nz

PREEEEETY sure I asked you to get those chocodiles....

16 Nov 2012 10:03 PM
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smitty04     
Since Miller makes the beer for PBR, who will make the Ho-Ho's for the new owners. Maybe the unions can buy the bakeries and make products for PBR.

16 Nov 2012 10:16 PM
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Dear Jerk     
So farking suave

16 Nov 2012 10:17 PM
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BlueJay206     

skinink: So whick eBay buyers of the 'last' Twinkies feel like suckers now?

It's sad and funny that there will now be a Hostess without the Unions who went on strike in the first place. So now if any of them are hired by the new owners, the workers will have no bargaining power at all.


That slap in the face looks like it hurts. How does it feel?

16 Nov 2012 10:21 PM
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Wild Eyed and Wicked    [TotalFark]  

TheMightyTimmah: Hand Banana: Whoever gets it I hope they go back to the older recipes before they replaced all the ingredients with cheap crap and chemical preservatives. Maybe it is rose tinted glasses but I seem to remember them tasting much better once upon a time. They were probably awesome in the 30s.

They went to ESL (extended shelf life) in the early 2000s... Shelf lives went from a week on cupcakes to 19 days.

/Got laid off today
//Maybe not the best management team I've ever worked with in my career, but by far, far far the worst union workers of any company I've worked for


I am sorry you lost your job - it happened to me a few years ago after a buyout so I know how bad it sucks...

16 Nov 2012 10:23 PM
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Nutsac_Jim     

simsite9: "Shedding the complications of the unions and old plants makes it even more attractive."

I'm sure the 18,500 employees will be so relieved.


Maybe they should think about that before they go on strike and demand too much money.

This happens all the time at car dealership, dealer ask too much money, no get sale.

16 Nov 2012 10:24 PM
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Ed Willy     

smitty04: Since Miller makes the beer for PBR, who will make the Ho-Ho's for the new owners. Maybe the unions can buy the bakeries and make products for PBR.


MIller is union mad beer (Teamsters) and I think the PBR line is UAW made.

http://www.unionplus.org/union-made/b eers

So this might end up going back to union made work, assuming the contractor is union.

The idea of the union buying the bakeries isn't unheard of, if they did a co-op. The Steelworkers Union is partnering with Spanish co-operative conglomerate Mondragon to develop worker run and union represented cooperatives. http://www.usw.org/media_center/releas es_advisories?id=0523

I think with money men killing industry, the only answer is for workers to buy it themselves, while still competing on the open market. That's market socialism, which gives the perks of self management and ownership, plus market competition, and instead of workers, it's useless money men left out in the cold.

16 Nov 2012 10:25 PM
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Sweater Girl    [TotalFark]  
Hostess has been looking for a way out for a few years. Blaming their employees for actually wanting decent compensation is weak (and I am certainly not one to praise unions, in this case however it has merit)

And I miss chocodiles:(
BOOOO on you Hostess people

16 Nov 2012 10:28 PM
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Coelacanth     
Twinkies with beer mixed into the creme filling?

16 Nov 2012 10:31 PM
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Knucklepopper     
Yes!

16 Nov 2012 10:35 PM
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Sweater Girl    [TotalFark]  
Why stop there Coelacanth? Go whole hog and toss in some Mad Dog.

Fun times :)

16 Nov 2012 10:36 PM
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CygnusDarius     
You could always get submarinos in a shop. They're the same thing.

16 Nov 2012 10:36 PM
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Smelly Pirate Hooker     
I'd be surprised if some larger company didn't buy the Twinkie brand (and a few others), somebody like General Mills, Bimbo, Kraft, ConAgra, etc.

Twinkies may go away for awhile, but they'll be back.

I'm a Ding Dong fan myself.

16 Nov 2012 10:37 PM
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coffee smells good     

Darth_Lukecash: Yeah... Cause you know, that's what REALLY did them in.

farking money men and their farking money games. Hostess was a popular brand that was making money and putting Americans to work. Then the money men come in, and gamble with debt and the markets, while raping and gutting local/state/national economies. People get laid off, loose their way of life...all so some rich jackasses can have enough money to buy a polished gold turd bowl.

Then when they break their toy, they hand it over to their buddies who take a farking hammer to it, squeezing out the last of goddamn cents out of it.

And all that is left, pain and the sorrow of shadow of a company. A company sold a beloved product, served it's community and supported it's loyal workers with a good way of life.




You do know that the CEO is a big Dem contributor and Dick Gephart (former D politician) is half owner. Maybe you should read before you parrot the standard lib party line.

16 Nov 2012 10:38 PM
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chaosweaver     
Just what hipsters need, another source of manufactured smug.

/dad worked for Hostess until about 4 years ago.
//quit because they wouldn't let him fire a lazy piece of shiat employee because he was black.
///equal opportunity only works if the workers are equal.

16 Nov 2012 10:39 PM
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Nutsac_Jim     

Sweater Girl: Hostess has been looking for a way out for a few years. Blaming their employees for actually wanting decent compensation is weak (and I am certainly not one to praise unions, in this case however it has merit)

And I miss chocodiles:(
BOOOO on you Hostess people


Absolutely. Any time you demand soo much money that the company cant survive and goes bankrupt, there is plenty of merit there.

98% of shiatty employees feel they are underpaid. They are simply mistaken.

16 Nov 2012 10:43 PM
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Sweater Girl    [TotalFark]  
I'd actually be surprised if Google doesn't buy it. Seems they are doing their best to own everything else. At least it would be one less click after entering "Chocodiles+shipped+cost"

16 Nov 2012 10:43 PM
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Nutsac_Jim     

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I'd be surprised if some larger company didn't buy the Twinkie brand (and a few others), somebody like General Mills, Bimbo, Kraft, ConAgra, etc.

Twinkies may go away for awhile, but they'll be back.

I'm a Ding Dong fan myself.


twinkies would go away for about 10 minutes. There is entirely too much brand value to let it die.

16 Nov 2012 10:46 PM
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Mr. Eugenides     

Nutsac_Jim: 98% of shiatty employees feel they are underpaid. They are simply mistaken.


I think that percentage may be a couple of points low.

16 Nov 2012 10:46 PM
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scalpod     
Seriously? No Ironic tag?

16 Nov 2012 10:48 PM
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Darth_Lukecash    [TotalFark]  

coffee smells good: Darth_Lukecash: Yeah... Cause you know, that's what REALLY did them in.

farking money men and their farking money games. Hostess was a popular brand that was making money and putting Americans to work. Then the money men come in, and gamble with debt and the markets, while raping and gutting local/state/national economies. People get laid off, loose their way of life...all so some rich jackasses can have enough money to buy a polished gold turd bowl.

Then when they break their toy, they hand it over to their buddies who take a farking hammer to it, squeezing out the last of goddamn cents out of it.

And all that is left, pain and the sorrow of shadow of a company. A company sold a beloved product, served it's community and supported it's loyal workers with a good way of life.



You do know that the CEO is a big Dem contributor and Dick Gephart (former D politician) is half owner. Maybe you should read before you parrot the standard lib party line.


If I parrot the farking party line, then their behavior would be white washed. I stand with my fellow workers.

So fark them both. All the donation and (D) behind your farking name won't save you from my righteous wrath.

The fact that the CEO farking took a BIG ASS raise means he's not a farking liberal.

They shall be cast out, sent to the east of Eden.

Winter is coming.

So is the Lady Guillotine.

16 Nov 2012 10:48 PM
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andyourdog2     
Please save the French Toast Bagels!

16 Nov 2012 10:50 PM
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Sweater Girl    [TotalFark]  
Nutsac_Jim

Not that I have a dog in the fight, but it's an attitude like yours that employees should be wary of.
It's odd that anyone who is 'above' the others is the first to place the blame on those others.
As in, the people THEY hired.
What does that say about them?

16 Nov 2012 10:54 PM
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