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16 Nov 2012 08:21 PM   |   13743 clicks   |   Buzzfeed
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
So is Honey Boo Boo

/well, maybe 125 lbs

16 Nov 2012 07:23 PM
St_Francis_P     
This is what the internet was made for. Well this, and pictures of cats.

16 Nov 2012 07:41 PM
cretinbob    [TotalFark]  
I can't tell the difference

16 Nov 2012 08:05 PM
Marcus Aurelius     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So is Honey Boo Boo

/well, maybe 125 lbs


St_Francis_P: This is what the internet was made for. Well this, and pictures of cats.


Aaaaand we're done here.

16 Nov 2012 08:05 PM
ToxicMunkee     
Seems appropriate.

16 Nov 2012 08:11 PM
RoxtarRyan     
Nailed the double chin.

16 Nov 2012 08:23 PM
Indubitably     
Sure it does...

16 Nov 2012 08:23 PM
Indubitably     

Indubitably: Sure it does...


...or rather, it i\s.

16 Nov 2012 08:24 PM
Indubitably     

Indubitably: Indubitably: Sure it does...

...or rather, it i\s.

That

gud.

16 Nov 2012 08:25 PM
DrewCurtisJr     
Make fun of her fat family, but the girl is only 6 or 7.

16 Nov 2012 08:26 PM
nimeye     
This is what the internet was made for. Well this, and pictures of cats

You forgot porn.

16 Nov 2012 08:26 PM
skinink    [TotalFark]  
I'm not trying to be elitist or anything but I'm so glad I'm missing the whole Honey Boo Boo thing.

16 Nov 2012 08:27 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

DrewCurtisJr: Make fun of her fat family, but the girl is only 6 or 7.


That's what makes the whole Honey Boo Boo thing so sad. Someone needs to kidnap her, like a reverse Jaycee Dugard.

16 Nov 2012 08:28 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     

skinink: I'm not trying to be elitist or anything but I'm so glad I'm missing the whole Honey Boo Boo thing.


/I'm right there with you. Why do people keep posting shiat about her? Who cares?

16 Nov 2012 08:28 PM
Indubitably     

nimeye: This is what the internet was made for. Well this, and pictures of cats

You forgot porn.


To porn...

P.S. When inappropriate became inappropriate...

P.P.S. To sexualize.

P.P.P.S. Please don't.

16 Nov 2012 08:30 PM
AssAsInAssassin     
Needs more cowbell.

16 Nov 2012 08:31 PM
Indubitably     

Indubitably: nimeye: This is what the internet was made for. Well this, and pictures of cats

You forgot porn.

To porn...

P.S. When inappropriate became inappropriate...

P.P.S. To sexualize.

P.P.P.S. Please don't.


Please let kids grow and live unmolested by your dysfunction.

Thank you.

16 Nov 2012 08:31 PM
Indubitably     

AssAsInAssassin: Needs more cowbell.


*bow* to Comedic-Giants...

16 Nov 2012 08:32 PM
All_Farked_Up     
Who the fark is honey boo boo. And why should I care?

16 Nov 2012 08:34 PM
CygnusDarius     

cretinbob: I can't tell the difference


One is art, the other is narf.

16 Nov 2012 08:34 PM
G.I.R.B.     

All_Farked_Up: Who the fark is honey boo boo. And why should I care?


You don't wanna know and you shouldn't.

16 Nov 2012 08:35 PM
CygnusDarius     

All_Farked_Up: Who the fark is honey boo boo. And why should I care?


I've only heard the grim legends, but I have so far shielded my eyes and ears to such heresy.

16 Nov 2012 08:36 PM
phrawgh     
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I didn't mean to say that Honey Boo Boo should be hauling garbage.

16 Nov 2012 08:40 PM
ABQGOD     
I get the feeling that in 18 years, we'll be posting the pictures of some hot chick and realize it's a "where are they now?" for Honey Boo Boo.

16 Nov 2012 08:42 PM
kombat_unit     

DrewCurtisJr: Make fun of her fat family, but the girl is only 6 or 7.


This ^^ Poor kid.

16 Nov 2012 08:43 PM
Canton     

All_Farked_Up: Who the fark is honey boo boo. And why should I care?


A future client of Child Protective Services?

16 Nov 2012 08:47 PM
Hawnkee     
That poor kid is going to realize some day that everything she has done was a farce and get severely suicidal.

16 Nov 2012 08:48 PM
Indubitably     

Hawnkee: That poor kid is going to realize some day that everything she has done was a farce and get severely suicidal.

Said from on high, presumedly...


P.S. Karma is a biatch, no?

16 Nov 2012 08:52 PM
kiwimoogle84     
This is why this country is messed up. Teen moms and spoiled show brats get TV shows, while the average hard working blue collar Joe Guy goes unnoticed. When are we going to stop rewarding stupidity?!?

/amused by this "art"

16 Nov 2012 08:57 PM
Marcus Aurelius     

Hawnkee: That poor kid is going to realize some day that everything she has done was a farce and get severely suicidal.


Yeah, but think of all the video she can leave for her kids now.

16 Nov 2012 08:57 PM
Forbidden Doughnut    [TotalFark]  

skinink: I'm not trying to be elitist or anything but I'm so glad I'm missing the whole Honey Boo Boo thing.


I only know about this 'cause I've seen it on FARK.

/ I feel sorry for the kid
// there's a very slim chance she can rise above the class she was born into

16 Nov 2012 09:03 PM
Sleazy_as_Pie     
Figured this would already be here, but...

Yo dawg, I hurd you like trash.

16 Nov 2012 09:03 PM
chaosweaver     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So is Honey Boo Boo

/well, maybe 125 lbs


Yea, I was going to say something like "so... it's made of slightly less garbage?" But you had to take the easy one right out of the gate, didn't you?

*shakes tiny, impotent fist*

16 Nov 2012 09:06 PM
albuquerquehalsey     
Woooweeee, white people sure love to hate honey boo boo. For some reason.

16 Nov 2012 09:09 PM
INTERTRON     

kiwimoogle84: This is why this country is messed up. Teen moms and spoiled show brats get TV shows, while the average hard working blue collar Joe Guy goes unnoticed. When are we going to stop rewarding rewording stupidity?!?

/amused by this "art"


FTFY.

16 Nov 2012 09:12 PM
Coco LaFemme     

albuquerquehalsey: Woooweeee, white people sure love to hate honey boo boo. For some reason.


I'm pretty sure anyone with an IQ above room temperature hates that porky little brat and her grotesque mother. Has nothing to do with race.

16 Nov 2012 09:13 PM
albuquerquehalsey     

16 Nov 2012 09:14 PM
fusillade762     
The only stuff I know about HBB is what I see on The Soup.

16 Nov 2012 09:18 PM
Coco LaFemme     

albuquerquehalsey: Hey, look at all these links that "people who complain about honey boo boo" will never, ever click on!


Just out of curiosity, how do you know that people who don't like Honey Boo Boo also don't care about the plight of abused children? That seems like a rather ignorant and foolish assumption to make on your part, but if you enjoy making an ass of yourself, by all means......don't stop on my account. Remember what Napoleon said.

16 Nov 2012 09:23 PM
mantidor     
I love literal fark headlines.

16 Nov 2012 09:29 PM
albuquerquehalsey     

Coco LaFemme: how do you know that people who don't like Honey Boo Boo also don't care about the plight of abused children?


I am VERY confident in that assumption.

Coco LaFemme: Remember what Napoleon said.


If I go to the front lines, I might be Napoleon Blownapart?

16 Nov 2012 09:32 PM
flyingbiscuit     
They should have done the producers, the executive and everyone who made the show, not the six year old girl.

16 Nov 2012 09:36 PM
Coco LaFemme     

albuquerquehalsey: Coco LaFemme: how do you know that people who don't like Honey Boo Boo also don't care about the plight of abused children?

I am VERY confident in that assumption.

Coco LaFemme: Remember what Napoleon said.

If I go to the front lines, I might be Napoleon Blownapart?


Wow, double fail. Very rare that it happens in the same post. Time to send you to the Island of Misfit Toys. You're not even an interesting troll.

16 Nov 2012 09:45 PM
LesserEvil    [TotalFark]  
"Trash" is not really the same thing as "garbage".

I was expecting rotting meat and styrofoam trays still stained with leftover fast food.

Honey Boo Boo isn't white trash, she's white garbage.

16 Nov 2012 09:46 PM
albuquerquehalsey     

LesserEvil: "Trash" is not really the same thing as "garbage".

I was expecting rotting meat and styrofoam trays still stained with leftover fast food.

Honey Boo Boo isn't white trash, she's white garbage.


It's litter...or detritus.

16 Nov 2012 09:52 PM
Perducci     

Hawnkee: That poor kid is going to realize some day that everything she has done was a farce and get severely suicidal.


I doubt it. People like that live in ignorance (and usually with inflated egos and a skewed sense of reality) for their entire lives. It's probably too late for her.

16 Nov 2012 09:55 PM
Loaded Six String    [TotalFark]  

phrawgh: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x369]
I didn't mean to say that Honey Boo Boo should be hauling garbage.


So much win! :D

16 Nov 2012 09:56 PM
Lunaville     

albuquerquehalsey: Woooweeee, white people sure love to hate honey boo boo. For some reason.


The average white person hates poor people even more than brown people.
I thought the portrait was adorable. I've seen similar portraits before. I think it demonstrates amazing skill and creativity to render a portrait from cast off items. I hope her family is carefully saving for her. Most people on this thread would be surprised how many kids from that area are actually very smart and would love to go to college. I'm also hopeful that Obamacare will be the start of a string of innovations that will lift that area and others like it up. It's easy to make fun of a population with a high teen pregnancy rate when you live in a county that has a doctor. Where Honey Boo Boo lives,if you're lucky enough to have access to a car, it's a minimum 30 mile drive to the nearest doctor or clinic.

16 Nov 2012 10:15 PM
whatshisname     
I think I read that the family gets something like $15,000 per show. Why so little? They're almost as popular as the Kardashians aren't they?

16 Nov 2012 10:19 PM
whatsYOURname     

whatshisname: I think I read that the family gets something like $15,000 per show. Why so little? They're almost as popular as the Kardashians aren't they?

hey
cool name

16 Nov 2012 10:34 PM
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