So is Honey Boo Boo

/well, maybe 125 lbs

This is what the internet was made for. Well this, and pictures of cats.

I can't tell the difference

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So is Honey Boo Boo

/well, maybe 125 lbs

St_Francis_P: This is what the internet was made for. Well this, and pictures of cats.

Aaaaand we're done here.

Seems appropriate.

Nailed the double chin.

Sure it does...

Indubitably: Sure it does...

...or rather, it i\s.

Indubitably: Indubitably: Sure it does...

...or rather, it i\s.

That gud.

Make fun of her fat family, but the girl is only 6 or 7.

This is what the internet was made for. Well this, and pictures of cats

You forgot porn.

I'm not trying to be elitist or anything but I'm so glad I'm missing the whole Honey Boo Boo thing.

DrewCurtisJr: Make fun of her fat family, but the girl is only 6 or 7.

That's what makes the whole Honey Boo Boo thing so sad. Someone needs to kidnap her, like a reverse Jaycee Dugard.

skinink: I'm not trying to be elitist or anything but I'm so glad I'm missing the whole Honey Boo Boo thing.

/I'm right there with you. Why do people keep posting shiat about her? Who cares?

nimeye: This is what the internet was made for. Well this, and pictures of cats

You forgot porn.

To porn...

P.S. When inappropriate became inappropriate...

P.P.S. To sexualize.

P.P.P.S. Please don't.

Needs more cowbell.

Indubitably: nimeye: This is what the internet was made for. Well this, and pictures of cats

You forgot porn.

To porn...

P.S. When inappropriate became inappropriate...

P.P.S. To sexualize.

P.P.P.S. Please don't.

Please let kids grow and live unmolested by your dysfunction.

Thank you.

AssAsInAssassin: Needs more cowbell.

*bow* to Comedic-Giants...

Who the fark is honey boo boo. And why should I care?

cretinbob: I can't tell the difference

One is art, the other is narf.

All_Farked_Up: Who the fark is honey boo boo. And why should I care?

You don't wanna know and you shouldn't.

All_Farked_Up: Who the fark is honey boo boo. And why should I care?

I've only heard the grim legends, but I have so far shielded my eyes and ears to such heresy.

I didn't mean to say that Honey Boo Boo should be hauling garbage.

I get the feeling that in 18 years, we'll be posting the pictures of some hot chick and realize it's a "where are they now?" for Honey Boo Boo.

DrewCurtisJr: Make fun of her fat family, but the girl is only 6 or 7.

This ^^ Poor kid.

All_Farked_Up: Who the fark is honey boo boo. And why should I care?

A future client of Child Protective Services?

That poor kid is going to realize some day that everything she has done was a farce and get severely suicidal.

Hawnkee: That poor kid is going to realize some day that everything she has done was a farce and get severely suicidal.

Said from on high, presumedly...

P.S. Karma is a biatch, no?

This is why this country is messed up. Teen moms and spoiled show brats get TV shows, while the average hard working blue collar Joe Guy goes unnoticed. When are we going to stop rewarding stupidity?!?

/amused by this "art"

Hawnkee: That poor kid is going to realize some day that everything she has done was a farce and get severely suicidal.

Yeah, but think of all the video she can leave for her kids now.

skinink: I'm not trying to be elitist or anything but I'm so glad I'm missing the whole Honey Boo Boo thing.

I only know about this 'cause I've seen it on FARK.

/ I feel sorry for the kid
// there's a very slim chance she can rise above the class she was born into

Figured this would already be here, but...

Yo dawg, I hurd you like trash.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So is Honey Boo Boo

/well, maybe 125 lbs

Yea, I was going to say something like "so... it's made of slightly less garbage?" But you had to take the easy one right out of the gate, didn't you?

*shakes tiny, impotent fist*

Woooweeee, white people sure love to hate honey boo boo. For some reason.

kiwimoogle84: This is why this country is messed up. Teen moms and spoiled show brats get TV shows, while the average hard working blue collar Joe Guy goes unnoticed. When are we going to stop rewarding rewording stupidity?!?

/amused by this "art"

FTFY.

albuquerquehalsey: Woooweeee, white people sure love to hate honey boo boo. For some reason.

I'm pretty sure anyone with an IQ above room temperature hates that porky little brat and her grotesque mother. Has nothing to do with race.

Hey, look at all these links that "people who complain about honey boo boo" will never, ever click on!

The only stuff I know about HBB is what I see on The Soup.

albuquerquehalsey: Hey, look at all these links that "people who complain about honey boo boo" will never, ever click on!

Just out of curiosity, how do you know that people who don't like Honey Boo Boo also don't care about the plight of abused children? That seems like a rather ignorant and foolish assumption to make on your part, but if you enjoy making an ass of yourself, by all means......don't stop on my account. Remember what Napoleon said.

I love literal fark headlines.

Coco LaFemme: how do you know that people who don't like Honey Boo Boo also don't care about the plight of abused children?

I am VERY confident in that assumption.

Coco LaFemme: Remember what Napoleon said.

If I go to the front lines, I might be Napoleon Blownapart?

They should have done the producers, the executive and everyone who made the show, not the six year old girl.

albuquerquehalsey: Coco LaFemme: how do you know that people who don't like Honey Boo Boo also don't care about the plight of abused children?

I am VERY confident in that assumption.

Coco LaFemme: Remember what Napoleon said.

If I go to the front lines, I might be Napoleon Blownapart?

Wow, double fail. Very rare that it happens in the same post. Time to send you to the Island of Misfit Toys. You're not even an interesting troll.

"Trash" is not really the same thing as "garbage".

I was expecting rotting meat and styrofoam trays still stained with leftover fast food.

Honey Boo Boo isn't white trash, she's white garbage.

LesserEvil: "Trash" is not really the same thing as "garbage".

I was expecting rotting meat and styrofoam trays still stained with leftover fast food.

Honey Boo Boo isn't white trash, she's white garbage.

It's litter...or detritus.

Hawnkee: That poor kid is going to realize some day that everything she has done was a farce and get severely suicidal.

I doubt it. People like that live in ignorance (and usually with inflated egos and a skewed sense of reality) for their entire lives. It's probably too late for her.

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I didn't mean to say that Honey Boo Boo should be hauling garbage.

So much win! :D

albuquerquehalsey: Woooweeee, white people sure love to hate honey boo boo. For some reason.

The average white person hates poor people even more than brown people.
I thought the portrait was adorable. I've seen similar portraits before. I think it demonstrates amazing skill and creativity to render a portrait from cast off items. I hope her family is carefully saving for her. Most people on this thread would be surprised how many kids from that area are actually very smart and would love to go to college. I'm also hopeful that Obamacare will be the start of a string of innovations that will lift that area and others like it up. It's easy to make fun of a population with a high teen pregnancy rate when you live in a county that has a doctor. Where Honey Boo Boo lives,if you're lucky enough to have access to a car, it's a minimum 30 mile drive to the nearest doctor or clinic.

I think I read that the family gets something like $15,000 per show. Why so little? They're almost as popular as the Kardashians aren't they?

whatshisname: I think I read that the family gets something like $15,000 per show. Why so little? They're almost as popular as the Kardashians aren't they?
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