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   If you had to fire either your personal chef or your maid, who would it be?

17 Nov 2012 10:41 AM   |   6126 clicks   |   Mother Nature Network
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Sgygus    [TotalFark]  
Don't be silly, subby, I like being married.

17 Nov 2012 02:41 AM
vossiewulf    [TotalFark]  
How hot is the maid? 

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17 Nov 2012 02:54 AM
Barfmaker    [TotalFark]  

vossiewulf: How hot is the maid? 

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I'll be in her bunk.

17 Nov 2012 07:48 AM
kimwim    [TotalFark]  
Chef. I like to cook, I loath cleaning.

17 Nov 2012 07:52 AM
edmo    [TotalFark]  
I hate cleaning

17 Nov 2012 08:48 AM
RexTalionis    [TotalFark]  
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If it is between a chef like Anatole vs. a maid, I would keep Anatole. Because, I'd still have my valet.

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17 Nov 2012 09:54 AM
Mentalpatient87     
Maid. I'm not too messy, not too averse to cleaning my own stuff, and I don't eat all that great.

17 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
starzman2003     

vossiewulf: How hot is the maid? 

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DO WANT

17 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
WhippingBoy     
Guys, try to be serious here. I'm facing this very same problem and would like some serious advice.

17 Nov 2012 10:44 AM
Mytch     
The chef. I enjoy cooking. I take little joy in laundry, though.

17 Nov 2012 10:44 AM
RY28     
Well I've never had a chef .But i did have a maid till recently .

17 Nov 2012 10:44 AM
FloydA     
If it got to the point where I had to choose between firing my chef or firing my maid, I'd fire my accountant.

17 Nov 2012 10:45 AM
BolshyGreatYarblocks     
Depends: does the chef cook meat? Does the maid slit the throats of the children whiling screaming in Spanish?

17 Nov 2012 10:45 AM
INeedAName     
Chef. I can live off of hot pockets, but I'll need someone to scrub under my fat rolls for me.

17 Nov 2012 10:45 AM
LegacyDL     
From which of my 7 homes?

17 Nov 2012 10:47 AM
cryinoutloud     
Why would I have strangers in my house in the first place? I'm able-bodied.

17 Nov 2012 10:48 AM
Nogale     
Well, I don't have either, but if I did, it would be a no-brainer: I hate housework with a passion, but I like cooking. So bye-bye, chef, and thanks for all the fish.

17 Nov 2012 10:49 AM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  
Shoot them. Shoot them both.

17 Nov 2012 10:49 AM
WhippingBoy     

cryinoutloud: Why would I have strangers in my house in the first place? I'm able-bodied.


You sound poor.

17 Nov 2012 10:49 AM
BarkingUnicorn     

Mugato: Shoot them. Shoot them both.


Why do you hate immigrants?

17 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
Fat Old Broad     
The maid could go. I hate to cook. A good vegetarian/vegan chef would be heavenly!

17 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  

BarkingUnicorn: Mugato: Shoot them. Shoot them both.

Why do you hate immigrants?


Well I was quoting the Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark so I think you know the answer.

17 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
sid2112     
The chef, I hate cleaning and I've yet to see a chef that can beat me in the kitchen. Go fark yourself, Bobby Flay.

17 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
HotIgneous Intruder     
Neither.
I'd send them both to kill my banker/investment adviser.

17 Nov 2012 10:55 AM
kabar     
Maid. No brainer. I can clean up after myself just fine. Eating healthily day in and day out is a lot tougher as a single guy.

/just hired a maid
//should've done it long ago

17 Nov 2012 10:55 AM
TheOther     
I can order out, but this place aint gonna clean itself.

17 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
Nhojwolfe     
Make the maid cook, Problem solved

17 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
CreativeFarkHandle     
Chef. I like to cook, and I hate to clean. Sexy maid stays.

17 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
wambu     

vossiewulf: How hot is the maid? 

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She'll be picking a lot of stuff up off the floor.

/that I'll throw there

17 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
EdNortonsTwin     
I'll take a cook who cleans up after themselves.

17 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
Bermuda59     
Because Obama was re-elected I fired them both, but did warn them this might happen!

17 Nov 2012 11:00 AM
Aidan     
I'd fire the maid. I can handle a little dirt then and again and cleaning is satisfying as long as people aren't making a ton of mess. I'd ask that the chef not use every farking dish in the house every night, though.

17 Nov 2012 11:00 AM
aerojockey    [TotalFark]  
Whichever one has smaller boobies.

17 Nov 2012 11:01 AM
randomjsa     
I'd rather cook.

And since the cleaning will include the kitchen and the dishes...

17 Nov 2012 11:02 AM
LordOfThePings     

vossiewulf: How hot is the maid? 


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17 Nov 2012 11:02 AM
BeerGraduate     
If I were rich enough to have either
then I wouldn't care who to fire
because I'd have it maid.

17 Nov 2012 11:03 AM
SundaesChild    [TotalFark]  
Don't any of you people have kids? The whole reason we have children is to assign them chores like cleaning, under the guise of "teaching responsibility." Giving your seven-year old a dollar for cleaning the bathroom is way cheaper than hiring a maid.

17 Nov 2012 11:07 AM
INeedAName     

Mugato: Shoot them. Shoot them both.


Toss them a knife and let them fight it out. Only after the maid plunges it into the chef's neck will they realize it was one of those fake knives with the retractable blade. It won't matter though, because I will have sold tickets and made hundreds of thousands with which to hire new staff and start the cycle all over again!

17 Nov 2012 11:09 AM
Brokenhookah     
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17 Nov 2012 11:11 AM
LarryDan43     
The ugliest one or the one who won't put out.

17 Nov 2012 11:11 AM
rumpelstiltskin    [TotalFark]  
If, hypothetically, I could only afford one servant, I would just hire two Guatamalans at half price.

17 Nov 2012 11:12 AM
TheOther     

SundaesChild: Don't any of you people have kids? The whole reason we have children is to assign them chores like cleaning, under the guise of "teaching responsibility." Giving your seven-year old a dollar for cleaning the bathroom is way cheaper than hiring a maid.


Don't your kids need to learn how to manage the help?

17 Nov 2012 11:12 AM
BummerDuck     
I would never consider a maid or chef unless I was making enough for > 15k disposable inc per month. If I was making less, then I want to save that money, and retire early.

So the point is moot. Since I won't be making that much in my life if I don't start my own business again. Did it once, not interested in doing it again. Will be happy just getting along with what I make now, making my own food, and cleaning my own home.

17 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
The Chef is doing meth. so fire him

17 Nov 2012 11:15 AM
Linux_Yes     
chef? maid?

that's so 20th century.

Real Success is being able to afford a Groom of the Stool.

then, you'll have even more time to whine about paying your taxes in the Nation you claim to love so much.

17 Nov 2012 11:19 AM
katerbug72     
I'd fire the maid. I feel weird about someone cleaning up after me but I don't mind someone cooking for me.

17 Nov 2012 11:19 AM
jake_lex    [TotalFark]  
Depends. Do I have a regular maid, or do I have a bang maid?

17 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
Mr. Holmes     

Mugato: BarkingUnicorn: Mugato: Shoot them. Shoot them both.

Why do you hate immigrants?

Well I was quoting the Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark so I think you know the answer.


Actually, I believe it's "Shoot zem. Shoot zem both."

//quote nazi

17 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
notatrollorami     

Fat Old Broad: The maid could go. I hate to cook. A good vegetarian/vegan chef would be heavenly!


See, I hate cleaning but these are my thoughts exactly. I would love to eat healthier but it's such drudgery when you have to research/shop/prep/cook and try to maintain some variety.

If I had the resources I'd hire one of those personal chefs long before lawn/home/child care/whatever else people hire out.

17 Nov 2012 11:23 AM
Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  
Give them each 2 weeks to train the other. At the end of their training, have a maid/cook off! Winner takes all, loser walks!

17 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
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