Don't be silly, subby, I like being married.

How hot is the maid? 

vossiewulf: How hot is the maid? 

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I'll be in her bunk.

Chef. I like to cook, I loath cleaning.

I hate cleaning

If it is between a chef like Anatole vs. a maid, I would keep Anatole. Because, I'd still have my valet.

Maid. I'm not too messy, not too averse to cleaning my own stuff, and I don't eat all that great.

vossiewulf: How hot is the maid? 

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DO WANT

Guys, try to be serious here. I'm facing this very same problem and would like some serious advice.

The chef. I enjoy cooking. I take little joy in laundry, though.

Well I've never had a chef .But i did have a maid till recently .

If it got to the point where I had to choose between firing my chef or firing my maid, I'd fire my accountant.

Depends: does the chef cook meat? Does the maid slit the throats of the children whiling screaming in Spanish?

Chef. I can live off of hot pockets, but I'll need someone to scrub under my fat rolls for me.

From which of my 7 homes?

Why would I have strangers in my house in the first place? I'm able-bodied.

Well, I don't have either, but if I did, it would be a no-brainer: I hate housework with a passion, but I like cooking. So bye-bye, chef, and thanks for all the fish.

Shoot them. Shoot them both.

cryinoutloud: Why would I have strangers in my house in the first place? I'm able-bodied.

You sound poor.

Mugato: Shoot them. Shoot them both.

Why do you hate immigrants?

The maid could go. I hate to cook. A good vegetarian/vegan chef would be heavenly!

BarkingUnicorn: Mugato: Shoot them. Shoot them both.

Why do you hate immigrants?

Well I was quoting the Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark so I think you know the answer.

The chef, I hate cleaning and I've yet to see a chef that can beat me in the kitchen. Go fark yourself, Bobby Flay.

Neither.
I'd send them both to kill my banker/investment adviser.

Maid. No brainer. I can clean up after myself just fine. Eating healthily day in and day out is a lot tougher as a single guy.

/just hired a maid
//should've done it long ago

I can order out, but this place aint gonna clean itself.

Make the maid cook, Problem solved

Chef. I like to cook, and I hate to clean. Sexy maid stays.

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She'll be picking a lot of stuff up off the floor.

/that I'll throw there

I'll take a cook who cleans up after themselves.

Because Obama was re-elected I fired them both, but did warn them this might happen!

I'd fire the maid. I can handle a little dirt then and again and cleaning is satisfying as long as people aren't making a ton of mess. I'd ask that the chef not use every farking dish in the house every night, though.

Whichever one has smaller boobies.

I'd rather cook.

And since the cleaning will include the kitchen and the dishes...

vossiewulf: How hot is the maid? 

If I were rich enough to have either
then I wouldn't care who to fire
because I'd have it maid.

Don't any of you people have kids? The whole reason we have children is to assign them chores like cleaning, under the guise of "teaching responsibility." Giving your seven-year old a dollar for cleaning the bathroom is way cheaper than hiring a maid.

Mugato: Shoot them. Shoot them both.

Toss them a knife and let them fight it out. Only after the maid plunges it into the chef's neck will they realize it was one of those fake knives with the retractable blade. It won't matter though, because I will have sold tickets and made hundreds of thousands with which to hire new staff and start the cycle all over again!

The ugliest one or the one who won't put out.

If, hypothetically, I could only afford one servant, I would just hire two Guatamalans at half price.

SundaesChild: Don't any of you people have kids? The whole reason we have children is to assign them chores like cleaning, under the guise of "teaching responsibility." Giving your seven-year old a dollar for cleaning the bathroom is way cheaper than hiring a maid.

Don't your kids need to learn how to manage the help?

I would never consider a maid or chef unless I was making enough for > 15k disposable inc per month. If I was making less, then I want to save that money, and retire early.

So the point is moot. Since I won't be making that much in my life if I don't start my own business again. Did it once, not interested in doing it again. Will be happy just getting along with what I make now, making my own food, and cleaning my own home.

The Chef is doing meth. so fire him

chef? maid?

that's so 20th century.

Real Success is being able to afford a Groom of the Stool.

then, you'll have even more time to whine about paying your taxes in the Nation you claim to love so much.

I'd fire the maid. I feel weird about someone cleaning up after me but I don't mind someone cooking for me.

Depends. Do I have a regular maid, or do I have a bang maid?

Mugato: BarkingUnicorn: Mugato: Shoot them. Shoot them both.

Why do you hate immigrants?

Well I was quoting the Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark so I think you know the answer.

Actually, I believe it's "Shoot zem. Shoot zem both."

//quote nazi

Fat Old Broad: The maid could go. I hate to cook. A good vegetarian/vegan chef would be heavenly!

See, I hate cleaning but these are my thoughts exactly. I would love to eat healthier but it's such drudgery when you have to research/shop/prep/cook and try to maintain some variety.

If I had the resources I'd hire one of those personal chefs long before lawn/home/child care/whatever else people hire out.

Give them each 2 weeks to train the other. At the end of their training, have a maid/cook off! Winner takes all, loser walks!