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   Latest study from the Romero Institute reveals humans enjoy sex more than housework. No wonder it's getting dusty in here

17 Nov 2012 09:04 AM   |   3024 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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BigSnatch    [TotalFark]  
It's OK subs, the ladies won't say anything about you crying after sex.

/because in order to cry after sex, you'd need to have sex in the first place
//so what I'm saying is that you don't have sex 
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17 Nov 2012 03:27 AM
BronyMedic     
What about sex and housework combined? (Click the image for the pic)

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17 Nov 2012 03:56 AM
medieval     

BronyMedic: What about sex and housework combined? (Click the image for the pic)

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BronyMedic: What about sex and housework combined? (Click the image for the pic)

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Would have double-facepalmed but too busy fapping.

17 Nov 2012 09:07 AM
dready zim     
Is subby crying because every woman he has met prefers housework to sex with subby?

17 Nov 2012 09:14 AM
monty666    [TotalFark]  
Just throwing a bunch of unrelated catch-phrases into a headline does not it a headline make.

ie. you stink subby.

17 Nov 2012 09:15 AM
JackieRabbit     
I recall that just a few months back, there was "research" that showed that women like housework more than sex.

17 Nov 2012 09:20 AM
perdu     
I'll do housework for favors, so yeah

17 Nov 2012 09:20 AM
Tyrone Slothrop     

BronyMedic: What about sex and housework combined? (Click the image for the pic)


Maids like me, I'm neat. I like maids, they're neat.

17 Nov 2012 09:20 AM
Sock Ruh Tease     
So is it sex > chocolate > housework > hitting yourself in the genitals with a hammer > reading Daily Fail?

17 Nov 2012 09:22 AM
LonMead     
"...humans enjoy sex more than housework."

I dunno, I don't mind some housework.
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17 Nov 2012 09:28 AM
LonMead     

Tyrone Slothrop: Maids like me, I'm neat. I like maids, they're neat.


Something no household should be without.

17 Nov 2012 09:35 AM
d-fens99     
Doesn't explain why I had a messy house when I lived alone.

17 Nov 2012 09:38 AM
BronyMedic     

d-fens99: Doesn't explain why I had a messy house when I lived alone.


I think this might be a self-explanatory problem.

17 Nov 2012 09:40 AM
Icetech3     
I would rather have a clean house.. i can jack off and not waste time dealing with some skanks bullshiat...

17 Nov 2012 09:43 AM
WhippingBoy     
My wife does neither (at least not with me).

If she did, I'd prefer she do housework.

17 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
randomjsa     

BronyMedic: What about sex and housework combined? (Click the image for the pic)


Whywouldyoudothat.jpg

17 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
AlwaysRightBoy    [TotalFark]  
Beg, borrow and ... steal

/it's easy

17 Nov 2012 09:50 AM
skinink     
Strangely the male Praying Mantis prefers doing the dishes than to have sex.

17 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
sex is disgusting
i'm personally happy staying single the rest of my life

17 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
starzman2003     

BronyMedic: What about sex and housework combined? (Click the image for the pic)

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Sure looks like a whole lot of housework is truly getting done.

17 Nov 2012 10:02 AM
Coming on a Bicycle     

WhippingBoy: My wife does neither (at least not with me).

If she did, I'd prefer she do housework.


Are we having the same wife?

17 Nov 2012 10:02 AM
BronyMedic     

Coming on a Bicycle: WhippingBoy: My wife does neither (at least not with me).

If she did, I'd prefer she do housework.

Are we having the same wife?


Is that what you call the Lucky Pierre?

17 Nov 2012 10:05 AM
MemeSlave     
One you're married, it flips the other way.

17 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
Vexed Thespian     

LonMead: Tyrone Slothrop: Maids like me, I'm neat. I like maids, they're neat.

Something no household should be without.


you know.... everybody aught to have a made.

17 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
WhippingBoy     

Coming on a Bicycle: WhippingBoy: My wife does neither (at least not with me).

If she did, I'd prefer she do housework.

Are we having the same wife?


Could be... is yours slowly getting more and more uh.. . rotund as well?

17 Nov 2012 10:45 AM
BigRightRear     

Jon iz teh kewl: sex is disgusting
i'm personally happy staying single the rest of my life


I've seen some of your posts. I'm sure will have no trouble staying single.
/that awesome interweb speak like -teh, kewl,etc. will help insure it

17 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
BigRightRear     
oops forgot the 'you' between sure and will.
/now i'm never getting laid again

17 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     

BigRightRear: Jon iz teh kewl: sex is disgusting
i'm personally happy staying single the rest of my life

I've seen some of your posts. I'm sure will have no trouble staying single.
/that awesome interweb speak like -teh, kewl,etc. will help insure it


the sad thing is that your actually here to meet someone on FARK

17 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
Surly U. Jest     
My house is a farking mess.

17 Nov 2012 11:49 AM
Le Bomb Suprize     
I believe this subject was already covered in Seinfeld season 9 episode, "The Maid".

17 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
Gergesa     
I think the trick is that you have to have sex with someone you aren't married to.

17 Nov 2012 12:47 PM
SweetSaws     
Humans enjoy sex more than ménage? What about ménage a trois?

17 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
NewWorldDan    [TotalFark]  
Is this where I point out that my wife does neither?

I think the trick is to hire a maid and have sex with the maid. I doubt my wife would care as long as the house got clean.

17 Nov 2012 02:22 PM
Limeyluv     
Heavy housecleaning can get one quite hot. I was hoovering (vacuuming) one afternoon and ended up taking my shirt off due to the heat. Unfortunately, the roar of the cleaner covered up the sound of the door. My son and his friends had left school early. Things were a bit awkward for a while after that.

17 Nov 2012 04:45 PM
just passing through     
I don't have a wife, but my gf cleans nude. And I'm ok with that. Very ok with that.

17 Nov 2012 06:13 PM
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