It's OK subs, the ladies won't say anything about you crying after sex.

/because in order to cry after sex, you'd need to have sex in the first place
//so what I'm saying is that you don't have sex 
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What about sex and housework combined? (Click the image for the pic)

BronyMedic: What about sex and housework combined? (Click the image for the pic)

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Would have double-facepalmed but too busy fapping.

Is subby crying because every woman he has met prefers housework to sex with subby?

Just throwing a bunch of unrelated catch-phrases into a headline does not it a headline make.

ie. you stink subby.

I recall that just a few months back, there was "research" that showed that women like housework more than sex.

I'll do housework for favors, so yeah

BronyMedic: What about sex and housework combined? (Click the image for the pic)

Maids like me, I'm neat. I like maids, they're neat.

So is it sex > chocolate > housework > hitting yourself in the genitals with a hammer > reading Daily Fail?

"...humans enjoy sex more than housework."

I dunno, I don't mind some housework.

Tyrone Slothrop: Maids like me, I'm neat. I like maids, they're neat.

Something no household should be without.

Doesn't explain why I had a messy house when I lived alone.

d-fens99: Doesn't explain why I had a messy house when I lived alone.

I think this might be a self-explanatory problem.

I would rather have a clean house.. i can jack off and not waste time dealing with some skanks bullshiat...

My wife does neither (at least not with me).

If she did, I'd prefer she do housework.

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Beg, borrow and ... steal

/it's easy

Strangely the male Praying Mantis prefers doing the dishes than to have sex.

sex is disgusting
i'm personally happy staying single the rest of my life

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Sure looks like a whole lot of housework is truly getting done.

WhippingBoy: My wife does neither (at least not with me).

If she did, I'd prefer she do housework.

Are we having the same wife?

Coming on a Bicycle: WhippingBoy: My wife does neither (at least not with me).

If she did, I'd prefer she do housework.

Are we having the same wife?

Is that what you call the Lucky Pierre?

One you're married, it flips the other way.

LonMead: Tyrone Slothrop: Maids like me, I'm neat. I like maids, they're neat.

Something no household should be without.

you know.... everybody aught to have a made.

Coming on a Bicycle: WhippingBoy: My wife does neither (at least not with me).

If she did, I'd prefer she do housework.

Are we having the same wife?

Could be... is yours slowly getting more and more uh.. . rotund as well?

Jon iz teh kewl: sex is disgusting
i'm personally happy staying single the rest of my life

I've seen some of your posts. I'm sure will have no trouble staying single.
/that awesome interweb speak like -teh, kewl,etc. will help insure it

oops forgot the 'you' between sure and will.
/now i'm never getting laid again

BigRightRear: Jon iz teh kewl: sex is disgusting
i'm personally happy staying single the rest of my life

I've seen some of your posts. I'm sure will have no trouble staying single.
/that awesome interweb speak like -teh, kewl,etc. will help insure it

the sad thing is that your actually here to meet someone on FARK

My house is a farking mess.

I believe this subject was already covered in Seinfeld season 9 episode, "The Maid".

I think the trick is that you have to have sex with someone you aren't married to.

Humans enjoy sex more than ménage? What about ménage a trois?

Is this where I point out that my wife does neither?

I think the trick is to hire a maid and have sex with the maid. I doubt my wife would care as long as the house got clean.

Heavy housecleaning can get one quite hot. I was hoovering (vacuuming) one afternoon and ended up taking my shirt off due to the heat. Unfortunately, the roar of the cleaner covered up the sound of the door. My son and his friends had left school early. Things were a bit awkward for a while after that.

I don't have a wife, but my gf cleans nude. And I'm ok with that. Very ok with that.