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   In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys who used to be porn stars. Wait, what?

17 Nov 2012 12:28 PM   |   8853 clicks   |   Talking Points Memo
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FlashHarry    [TotalFark]  
going after hardened criminals, no doubt?

17 Nov 2012 08:48 AM
naughtyrev    [TotalFark]  
DOINK DOINK!

17 Nov 2012 09:06 AM
St_Francis_P     
I bet he's good at investigative probes.

17 Nov 2012 09:37 AM
FlashHarry    [TotalFark]  

St_Francis_P: I bet he's good at investigative probes.


best enter quietly through the back door.

17 Nov 2012 10:09 AM
djkutch    [TotalFark]  
I heard he was actually more hung than the jury in his last trial.

17 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
FlashHarry    [TotalFark]  

djkutch: I heard he was actually more hung than the jury in his last trial.


hey ohhh!

17 Nov 2012 11:31 AM
FlashHarry    [TotalFark]  
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17 Nov 2012 11:32 AM
MorrisBird    [TotalFark]  
He's a friend of mine and a very good lawyer. Youthful indiscretions are youthful. Sorry you and your family are going through this, Mark.

17 Nov 2012 12:16 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu     

naughtyrev: DOINK DOINK!


I was thinkin' more like, "SQUISH SQUISH!"

17 Nov 2012 12:30 PM
Codenamechaz    [TotalFark]  
In before Penal colony joke.

17 Nov 2012 12:30 PM
Englebert Slaptyback    [TotalFark]  

naughtyrev


DOINK DOINK!


BOINK BOINK!

17 Nov 2012 12:31 PM
Mr. Eugenides     
FTA: The plot of Devil's Due is described thus by IMDb: "A young girl fleeing an abusive home life arrives in New York City and becomes involved in a satanic cult. She conspires with the cult leader's two lesbian assistants to take over the coven."

Back when porn had actual plots and dialog.

17 Nov 2012 12:33 PM
Anastacya     
Good for her. Sad in a way, she may never be able to climb the political ladder in that profession, as I am sure that she will be smeared and otherwise destroyed in the press. She did what she wanted when she was younger, and now she has a job to get through life. People, of course, will demonize her for the sex.

/sad

17 Nov 2012 12:33 PM
St_Francis_P     

Anastacya: Good for her. Sad in a way, she may never be able to climb the political ladder in that profession, as I am sure that she will be smeared and otherwise destroyed in the press. She did what she wanted when she was younger, and now she has a job to get through life. People, of course, will demonize her for the sex.

/sad


She's a him.

17 Nov 2012 12:36 PM
The One True TheDavid    [TotalFark]  
Anastacya:

Good for her. Sad in a way, she may never be able to climb the political ladder in that profession, as I am sure that she will be smeared and otherwise destroyed in the press. She did what she wanted when she was younger, and now she has a job to get through life. People, of course, will demonize her for the sex.

/sad


FTA: "Mark Suben, the DA in Cortland County near Syracuse since 2008, held a news conference Friday to say he had lied about his past in the days before this year's election."

Am I missing something here?

Anyway. I was going to ask if penises usually shrink with age. While they're still attached, I mean.

17 Nov 2012 12:37 PM
Melvin Lovecraft     
Who thinks it's a good idea to lie about your past, especially when it's on film?

"Were you in porn movies?"
"No."
"Here's a porn movie with you in it."
"Yeah, I lied. But that was before I was a lawyer."
"So, you lied as a lawyer."
"Vote for me!"

17 Nov 2012 12:38 PM
Gulper Eel    [TotalFark]  
In other news, Gus was once a porn name.

17 Nov 2012 12:41 PM
jmr61     
So the Leatham's admittedly aren't paying their bills and living up to their legal requirements under a contract voluntarily entered into and it's the creditor's fault?

Yeah, that makes complete sense.

PAY YOUR FARKING BILLS PEOPLE. AND DON'T TRY TO DEFLECT RESPONSIBILITY WHEN YOU CAN'T.

17 Nov 2012 12:42 PM
redahle     
Different deal, but several of the women I went to law school with stripped on the weekends. Law school is expensive and that's a fairly lucrative part time job. No one I know demonized them for it. You gotta do what you gotta do.

17 Nov 2012 12:42 PM
Martonio     
I submitted this with a worst headline.

/well done subby, +1

17 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
Knucklepopper     

jmr61: So the Leatham's admittedly aren't paying their bills and living up to their legal requirements under a contract voluntarily entered into and it's the creditor's fault?

Yeah, that makes complete sense.

PAY YOUR FARKING BILLS PEOPLE. AND DON'T TRY TO DEFLECT RESPONSIBILITY WHEN YOU CAN'T.


Take a deep breath and once your outrage has ebbed, you may notice that your post in this thread is very, very different from those surrounding you. Then ask yourself why.

17 Nov 2012 12:47 PM
geekbikerskum     
Why does anyone even care about this? So he acted in porn when he was younger, maybe he needed the money or maybe he just thought it was fun (exhibitionism, get to show off, get to screw a bunch of hot women).

People should be able to have non-sex-work careers after giving up sex work. WTF, people.

17 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
MBooda    [TotalFark]  
But it was a small part? 

/ba dum tssssh

17 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
vygramul    [TotalFark]  
Women who acted in porn lose their new careers if it's discovered.

17 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
CasperImproved     
All jokes aside, if a DA can be tied to a lie for all of his career, and had done so up until he is caught, shouldn't that be actionable? His lame response of "it was 40 years ago get over it, I'm not going to resign." does not sit well with me. What if it had only been four years? Should we have gotten over it then also?

Shouldn't the people that administrate our justice system held to a higher standard of moral conduct then those they administrate over?

17 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
Anastacya     

The One True TheDavid: Anastacya:

Good for her. Sad in a way, she may never be able to climb the political ladder in that profession, as I am sure that she will be smeared and otherwise destroyed in the press. She did what she wanted when she was younger, and now she has a job to get through life. People, of course, will demonize her for the sex.

/sad

FTA: "Mark Suben, the DA in Cortland County near Syracuse since 2008, held a news conference Friday to say he had lied about his past in the days before this year's election."

Am I missing something here?

Anyway. I was going to ask if penises usually shrink with age. While they're still attached, I mean.


Sigh. He. Double standard in play and he will probably navigate the political machine handily.

and no, I DNRTFA, but you knew that.

17 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
Ghost Roach     

geekbikerskum: Why does anyone even care about this? So he acted in porn when he was younger, maybe he needed the money or maybe he just thought it was fun (exhibitionism, get to show off, get to screw a bunch of hot women).

People should be able to have non-sex-work careers after giving up sex work. WTF, people.


So what you're saying is you are voting for Sasha Grey in 2016?

17 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
vygramul    [TotalFark]  

CasperImproved: Shouldn't the people that administrate our justice system held to a higher standard of moral conduct then those they administrate over?


Next, you'll be saying cops should be held to a higher standard, too. People in power think it's cute when we plebes think that.

17 Nov 2012 12:53 PM
vygramul    [TotalFark]  

Ghost Roach: geekbikerskum: Why does anyone even care about this? So he acted in porn when he was younger, maybe he needed the money or maybe he just thought it was fun (exhibitionism, get to show off, get to screw a bunch of hot women).

People should be able to have non-sex-work careers after giving up sex work. WTF, people.

So what you're saying is you are voting for Sasha Grey in 2016?


I prefer Belladonna, but Grey will do.

17 Nov 2012 12:54 PM
GranoblasticMan     

Martonio: I submitted this with a worst wurst headline.

/well done subby, +1


FTFY?

17 Nov 2012 12:54 PM
PC LOAD LETTER    [TotalFark]  
I would be happy if the female ADAs on Law and Order were porn stars.

17 Nov 2012 12:55 PM
GranoblasticMan     
So he got caught for having been paid for services rendered?

/Or is it the mustache?
//It's probably the mustache... That is worthy of shame

17 Nov 2012 12:58 PM
herrDrFarkenstein     
I thought the people were represented by the defense against the potential abuse of Constitutional rights. Tits. Ass.

17 Nov 2012 12:58 PM
LewDux     
He screwed
/and by 'He' I mean 'He's'

17 Nov 2012 12:59 PM
GranoblasticMan     
FTA: "It has nothing to do with his law practice or his current position as the district attorney of Cortland County."

Hehehehe

17 Nov 2012 01:00 PM
Mega Steve     
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HA-HA! Penis

17 Nov 2012 01:00 PM
Capt. Sparkles     
So I guess all those times the strippers say they're only doing this to "get through law school" they probably aren't kidding.

17 Nov 2012 01:03 PM
farkeruk     

Mr. Eugenides: Back when porn had actual plots and dialog.


Go and seek out the alt porn world. OK, not exactly plots, but there's people out there doing far more interesting stuff than what Vivid and the like produce e.g. Art of the Blowjob.

17 Nov 2012 01:03 PM
CasperImproved     

PC LOAD LETTER: I would be happy if the female ADAs on Law and Order were porn stars.


Not that it matters... but you should visit Mr. Skin (web site) if you want to see your favorite ADA (from LAO) in more adult fashion.

/Not that I have ever done that
//Well not often
///Lets just say I like slashies

17 Nov 2012 01:05 PM
St_Francis_P     

Knucklepopper: jmr61: So the Leatham's admittedly aren't paying their bills and living up to their legal requirements under a contract voluntarily entered into and it's the creditor's fault?

Yeah, that makes complete sense.

PAY YOUR FARKING BILLS PEOPLE. AND DON'T TRY TO DEFLECT RESPONSIBILITY WHEN YOU CAN'T.

Take a deep breath and once your outrage has ebbed, you may notice that your post in this thread is very, very different from those surrounding you. Then ask yourself why.


See, this why people are afraid to have a different, unpopular viewpoint; they simply get mocked by those who don't "get it".

17 Nov 2012 01:05 PM
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy     

Mr. Eugenides: FTA: The plot of Devil's Due is described thus by IMDb: "A young girl fleeing an abusive home life arrives in New York City and becomes involved in a satanic cult. She conspires with the cult leader's two lesbian assistants to take over the coven."

Back when porn had actual plots and dialog.


What? Oh, right, the parts you had to fast-forward through to get to the porn.

17 Nov 2012 01:08 PM
dryknife     
I wish I had "Pornstar" listed on my resume.

17 Nov 2012 01:10 PM
geekbikerskum     

Ghost Roach: So what you're saying is you are voting for Sasha Grey in 2016?


Running for President right out of the gate would be a bit much for anybody, porn star or not. But really, why not? If Ilona Staller ("Cicciolina") can be elected to Parliament in Italy, why can't a porn star have a political career in the U.S.?

/seconded on Belladonna though

17 Nov 2012 01:17 PM
Lozer T. User     
I'm sorry, why does it matter if he acted in porn? I fail to see how this would affect his ability to do his job even if he kept doing it now... I'm not saying I'm into the old people porn, but well, America needs to grow up a little bit. It's just sex.

17 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
lostcat     
Anyone else bothered by the fact that the guy who posted the video to YouTube enabled ads so he can collect revenue from the views?

Also, his video editing skills suck big time.

17 Nov 2012 01:22 PM
herrDrFarkenstein     

Capt. Sparkles: So I guess all those times the strippers say they're only doing this to "get through law school" they probably aren't kidding.


Nope. Also it makes for an interesting time when you see them at work.

17 Nov 2012 01:22 PM
sweet-daddy-2     

The One True TheDavid: Anastacya:

Good for her. Sad in a way, she may never be able to climb the political ladder in that profession, as I am sure that she will be smeared and otherwise destroyed in the press. She did what she wanted when she was younger, and now she has a job to get through life. People, of course, will demonize her for the sex.

/sad

FTA: "Mark Suben, the DA in Cortland County near Syracuse since 2008, held a news conference Friday to say he had lied about his past in the days before this year's election."

Am I missing something here?

Anyway. I was going to ask if penises usually shrink with age. While they're still attached, I mean.


As to penal shrinkage:Yes (according to my wife).

17 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
Mega Steve     

Mr. Eugenides: FTA: The plot of Devil's Due is described thus by IMDb: "A young girl fleeing an abusive home life arrives in New York City and becomes involved in a satanic cult. She conspires with the cult leader's two lesbian assistants to take over the coven."

Back when porn had actual plots and dialog.


I'll have you know that Backdoor Sluts 22 has a very touching love story in it

17 Nov 2012 01:31 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
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17 Nov 2012 01:33 PM
CasperImproved     

Lozer T. User: I'm sorry, why does it matter if he acted in porn? I fail to see how this would affect his ability to do his job even if he kept doing it now... I'm not saying I'm into the old people porn, but well, America needs to grow up a little bit. It's just sex.




He lied on his resume. what else do you need to know about disqualification for a job?

17 Nov 2012 01:33 PM
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