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   Today's teacher incident comes to you from Greenville County, SC, as 32-year-old hottie from Simpsonville charged with contributing to delinquency of a minor and sexual battery of innocent 17-year-old male student

17 Nov 2012 02:50 PM   |   27014 clicks   |   Greenville Online
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dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  
Woo Hoo! Damn, I'd hit that! Lucky kid! SPROIIIIINGGGG!

17 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
wambu     
Hottie? I hope she has big boobs and wears dentures . . .

17 Nov 2012 12:40 PM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
32? More like 52.

17 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
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She's got somethin' of a Buster Keaton thing goin' on.

17 Nov 2012 01:00 PM
mikemoto    [TotalFark]  

L.D. Ablo: 32? More like 52.


This.

That's a pretty hard looking 32. I'd still hit it, mind you.

17 Nov 2012 01:10 PM
Coolfusis     

mikemoto: L.D. Ablo: 32? More like 52.

This.

That's a pretty hard looking 32. I'd still hit it, mind you.


Came here to say this.

17 Nov 2012 01:37 PM
loveblondieo    [TotalFark]  
A 17 old having sex? The horror!

It was inappropriate of her as teacher to do it, but let the school discipline/fire her, not bring the police into it.

17 Nov 2012 01:48 PM
Son of Thunder     

loveblondieo: A 17 old having sex? The horror!

It was inappropriate of her as teacher to do it, but let the school discipline/fire her, not bring the police into it.


Yeah, forget about the whole "law" thing.

17 Nov 2012 02:52 PM
texdent    [TotalFark]  
Herman Munster's long lost relative?

17 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
talkertopc     
Is that a school for the blind?

17 Nov 2012 02:54 PM
sgnilward    [TotalFark]  
yeah, that's a hard 32

17 Nov 2012 02:55 PM
AbiNormal     
Subby should ashamed of how low his standards are.

17 Nov 2012 02:55 PM
CasperImproved     
I think the old adage of "those that can, do, and those who can't teach" may need to change.

/And it also seem I may have been overlooking a certain teacher back in the day

17 Nov 2012 02:55 PM
Tony_Pepperoni     
Her Facebook Link

17 Nov 2012 02:56 PM
bingethinker     
Proving once again that a 17-year-old guy will bone anything with a hole in it.

17 Nov 2012 02:56 PM
HotIgneous Intruder     
Sexting pics of herself to the kid.
These morons don't learn, do they?

17 Nov 2012 02:57 PM
Apos     
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17 Nov 2012 02:58 PM
MelGoesOnTour     
I've GOT to stop clicking on headlines that use words like "hottie", "smokin' hot", etc., in the title.

When will I ever learn.....

17 Nov 2012 02:58 PM
steamingpile     
That's a rough looking 33 year old, almost looks like a man.

For the sake of the kid let's hope his identity never gets out, he will shamed into suicide.

17 Nov 2012 02:58 PM
Summoner101     
Teacher, I am disappoint.

17 Nov 2012 02:58 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
Simpsonville.. i believe u mean springfield doh

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17 Nov 2012 03:00 PM
Tony_Pepperoni     
www.facebook.com/michelle.s.jensen

17 Nov 2012 03:00 PM
gja    [TotalFark]  
Wow, that really is a rough 32. Seen lots of miles I bet.

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17 Nov 2012 03:01 PM
TheOther     

HotIgneous Intruder: Sexting pics of herself to the kid.


I call that 'Fair Warning'. If you've seen that naked and still go after it, you have only yourself to blame.

17 Nov 2012 03:02 PM
Sun Khan    [TotalFark]  
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17 Nov 2012 03:05 PM
ChubbyTiger     

DundieAwardWinner: It's a mann!


Damn it. Too late as usual.

17 Nov 2012 03:06 PM
loveblondieo    [TotalFark]  

Son of Thunder: Yeah, forget about the whole "law" thing.


The same law that prosecutes people for small amounts of marijuana?

17 Nov 2012 03:06 PM
gja    [TotalFark]  

TheOther: HotIgneous Intruder: Sexting pics of herself to the kid.

I call that 'Fair Warning'. If you've seen that naked and still go after it, you have only yourself to blame.


Yeah, you have a point there. Of course there is a the extremely rare possibility that from the neck down she is hot as hell.
You know..ala Butterface in the Shameless TV series.
/but not likely in this case

17 Nov 2012 03:10 PM
CasperImproved     
I have ZERO interest in this teacher... but come on guys... you are never at your best at a mug shoot shooting.

17 Nov 2012 03:12 PM
happyleper     

sgnilward: yeah, that's a hard 32


Other news stories are reporting that she's really 40, not 32.

17 Nov 2012 03:19 PM
twizzted     

steamingpile: That's a rough looking 33 year old, almost looks like a man.

For the sake of the kid let's hope his identity never gets out, he will shamed into suicide.


you try looking even half that good when you get arrested for farking a kid.

17 Nov 2012 03:20 PM
Jaws_Victim     
A 17 year old boy? The poor dear! Imagine what a social pariah the news would have made him in his circle of peers!

17 Nov 2012 03:21 PM
Psycat     
Why couldn't I have had a teacher who wanted to contribute to my delinquency and commit sexual battery against me?

/oh, well
//bye

17 Nov 2012 03:22 PM
proteon     
It kind of amazes me how week in week out Farkers can have this exact discussion with the same sweaty ferver.

17 Nov 2012 03:26 PM
Archimedes' Principal     
She has the 'look' of a girl's Gym teacher.

/ Just sayin'.

17 Nov 2012 03:26 PM
Zeb Hesselgresser     
so where are the priests? I thought there were always priests

17 Nov 2012 03:27 PM
SonOfSpam     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: She's got somethin' of a Buster Keaton thing goin' on.


I'd bust her keaton, if ya know what I mean.

/don't know what I mean

17 Nov 2012 03:28 PM
jtown     
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17 Nov 2012 03:30 PM
Nogale     

mikemoto: L.D. Ablo: 32? More like 52.

This.

That's a pretty hard looking 32. I'd still hit it, mind you.


Most people don't look their best in booking photos. She's got nice features - if she put on a little bit of makeup (brow corrector, mascara) and did her hair she'd look much more attractive.

17 Nov 2012 03:31 PM
Brick-House     
At 17 I would have tapped that like a free beer keg.

17 Nov 2012 03:31 PM
jpmattos     
Dear me,

When they mention "hottie" in the title, they are never hot. Start remembering that.

Thanks,
me

17 Nov 2012 03:32 PM
Mr.Poops     
Eh, the 40 year old I did the dirty with over the summer is probably about as attractive as her -- from what I can remember. Maybe it's a good thing I don't remember

17 Nov 2012 03:33 PM
Brick-House     

jpmattos: Dear me,

When they mention "hottie" in the title, they are never hot. Start remembering that.

Thanks,
me


You mustneed be newa here sois Welcome to fark

17 Nov 2012 03:34 PM
offmymeds     
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dahmers love zombie: Woo Hoo! Damn, I'd hit that! Lucky kid! SPROIIIIINGGGG!


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17 Nov 2012 03:35 PM
sweet-daddy-2     
Sharp knees?Butterface?That's a man?
I'm reminded of the old saying:
A man will stick his dick into a hole in the ground if he thinks there's a snake in it he can fark.

17 Nov 2012 03:37 PM
Brick-House     
At 17 I was doing a neighbor who was 30accused and about that good looking. But it was pussy I could have any time I wanted it... as long as her husband was at work.

17 Nov 2012 03:40 PM
Toddicusrex     
That's what we call "stripper 32". Wrung out and hard lookin'

17 Nov 2012 03:48 PM
Kumana Wanalaia     

Brick-House: At 17 I was doing a neighbor who was 30accused and about that good looking. But it was pussy I could have any time I wanted it... as long as her husband was at work.


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Republican Values.

17 Nov 2012 03:51 PM
Shrapnel     
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17 Nov 2012 03:51 PM
CasperImproved     

Brick-House: At 17 I was doing a neighbor who was 30accused and about that good looking. But it was pussy I could have any time I wanted it... as long as her husband was at work.


You are honest, but you are fare. I'd want you on my jury if I ever need one.

17 Nov 2012 03:53 PM
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