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   In a twist that nobody saw coming, the woman who drove onto an airport runway with her kid in the backseat is crazy. And crazy hot

17 Nov 2012 02:24 PM   |   29943 clicks   |   AZ Family
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St_Francis_P     
Well, crazy in any event.

17 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
Crazy chick from Arizona? Say it isn't so.

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17 Nov 2012 12:12 PM
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Mark Ratner    [TotalFark]  
She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.

17 Nov 2012 12:21 PM
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St_Francis_P     

Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.


At least she's not Fark headline hot, in which case the ugly would cause our computers to crash.

17 Nov 2012 12:38 PM
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Mark Ratner    [TotalFark]  

St_Francis_P: Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.

At least she's not Fark headline hot, in which case the ugly would cause our computers to crash.


Yeah, I expected her to be hideous, and she's got a pretty face. Still beneath my standards. Would not bang.

17 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
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mightymike82    [TotalFark]  
Phil: It's the same thing your whole life: "Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever." Oh yeah: "Don't drive on the railroad track airport runway."
Gus: Well, Phil, that's one I happen to agree with.

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17 Nov 2012 01:28 PM
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jake_lex    [TotalFark]  

St_Francis_P: Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.

At least she's not Fark headline hot, in which case the ugly would cause our computers to crash.


This. A promise in a headline that a woman mentioned in TFA is "hot" usually leads to a pic of a 400 lb whale or someone who's absolutely destroyed herself with meth.

17 Nov 2012 01:31 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
From the article: The 21-year-old woman who crashed through a gate at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport and drove on the runway with her infant son in the car has a history of mental illness, her mother says.

KoKo Nicole Anderson, from nearby Mesa, was booked into jail on aggravated DUI and criminal damage charges.


I blame the craziness on her having been named "KoKo."

17 Nov 2012 01:36 PM
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edmo    [TotalFark]  
Why do people continue to insist you can't judge a book by its cover? Her visage screams "run for your lives."

17 Nov 2012 02:09 PM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  

Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.


images.tzaam.com

17 Nov 2012 02:21 PM
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gja    [TotalFark]  

edmo: Why do people continue to insist you can't judge a book by its cover? Her visage screams "run for your lives."


You know what they say, "Never ever stick your dick in crazy".

/and yet, her crotchfruit is irrefutable proof someone, somewhere was dumb enough to ignore this rule

17 Nov 2012 02:26 PM
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theorellior    [TotalFark]  
She was probably hotter before the kid, and crazy tends to lend something of a je ne sais quoi to things in person that add to the hotness. Remember: if crazy wasn't hot, crazy wouldn't be able to breed.

17 Nov 2012 02:28 PM
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ladyfortuna     

Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.


Have a couple of drinks and then get back to us. She's not bad looking, probably cleans up real nice.

/female
//don't care either way, just observing.
///ex-coworker used that line on me when we went to a wedding, wtf dude

17 Nov 2012 02:29 PM
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gerbilpox     

jake_lex: St_Francis_P: Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.

At least she's not Fark headline hot, in which case the ugly would cause our computers to crash.

This. A promise in a headline that a woman mentioned in TFA is "hot" usually leads to a pic of a 400 lb whale or someone who's absolutely destroyed herself with meth.


This this. Thank you, Subby..

17 Nov 2012 02:30 PM
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give me doughnuts     

gja: edmo: Why do people continue to insist you can't judge a book by its cover? Her visage screams "run for your lives."

You know what they say, "Never ever stick your dick in crazy".

/and yet, her crotchfruit is irrefutable proof someone, somewhere was dumb enough to ignore this rule


Someone always ignores this rule.

17 Nov 2012 02:30 PM
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Hickory-smoked     

gja: edmo: Why do people continue to insist you can't judge a book by its cover? Her visage screams "run for your lives."

You know what they say, "Never ever stick your dick in crazy".

/and yet, her crotchfruit is irrefutable proof someone, somewhere was dumb enough to ignore this rule


A 21-year old on a bi-polar upswing can make a young man ignore all kinds of things.

17 Nov 2012 02:31 PM
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give me doughnuts     

Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.


SHe gave birth two months ago, and you're complaining that she's a "little chunky"? Whatever, Studman69, you can't even see her knees.

17 Nov 2012 02:34 PM
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TommyymmoT    [TotalFark]  

Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.


Mug shots are never flattering. She may not be the hottest ever, but she's certainly good enough for me.

+1 Would soil.

17 Nov 2012 02:35 PM
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digitalrain     
She's Ko Ko for CoCo Puffs...

17 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
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ElLoco     
She looks like she's got some donk.

imokwiththat.jpg

The crazy? Not so much.

17 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
that's just plain crazy
anyone who says that thing is crazy hot must be crazy

17 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
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zulius     
has a history of mental illness, her mother says.
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...as long as I've known her...

17 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
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clkeagle     
Why is it that the last people who should ever be parents seem to be the most fertile?

17 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
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BiffDangler     
2.bp.blogspot.com

17 Nov 2012 02:43 PM
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CygnusDarius     

Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.

neck fat
neck fat
neck fat


Aaaand, you just activated my obssesive hatred of my neck fat :C

17 Nov 2012 02:44 PM
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Apos     
Airport runways = express lanes for mentally unstable speed demons


Got it.

17 Nov 2012 02:45 PM
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TheOther     
Sgt Krump

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17 Nov 2012 02:45 PM
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St_Francis_P     

clkeagle: Why is it that the last people who should ever be parents seem to be the most fertile?


I think it's just that "sex happens", without them really considering the consequences, and they spawn.

17 Nov 2012 02:45 PM
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aspAddict     
According to her FB page, she used to live in Ogden, Utah. It all makes sense now.

/From Ogden
//Thought about driving my car through an airport a few times

17 Nov 2012 02:50 PM
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Obama4Life     
Is 'Hot' the new internet meme for ugly?

17 Nov 2012 02:58 PM
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Mr. Ekshun     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: From the article: The 21-year-old woman who crashed through a gate at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport and drove on the runway with her infant son in the car has a history of mental illness, her mother says.

KoKo Nicole Anderson, from nearby Mesa, was booked into jail on aggravated DUI and criminal damage charges.

I blame the craziness on her having been named "KoKo."


Her mother's name is Bebe. I think the crazy might be hereditary.

17 Nov 2012 02:58 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     

Obama4Life: Is 'Hot' the new internet meme for ugly?


it's the new zero wing

image.gamespotcdn.net

17 Nov 2012 02:59 PM
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geekbikerskum     

Mr. Ekshun: Her mother's name is Bebe. I think the crazy might be hereditary.


I was going to post a picture of Bebe Neuwirth until I found out her real name was Beatrice.

/curses foiled again

17 Nov 2012 03:02 PM
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gameshowhost     
And crazy hot

Not really. No.

17 Nov 2012 03:03 PM
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Yaxe     
Daaaamn. That is really hot.

Too bad she's nuttier than the candy bar factory.

17 Nov 2012 03:06 PM
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aspAddict     

Yaxe: Daaaamn. That is really hot.

Too bad she's nuttier than the candy bar factory.


She's nuttier than Adam Lambert's chin.

17 Nov 2012 03:09 PM
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pootsie     

aspAddict: Yaxe: Daaaamn. That is really hot.

Too bad she's nuttier than the candy bar factory.

She's nuttier than Adam Lambert's chin.


That's one to remember. Thanks for the lol

17 Nov 2012 03:12 PM
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JonnyBGoode    [TotalFark]  
Was that KoKo, or KooKoo?

Also...

25.media.tumblr.com

What KoKo might look like.

(I'd probably have issues too if my parents named me after a gorilla...)

17 Nov 2012 03:20 PM
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The water was cold     
KoKo Cuckoo Nicole Anderson

17 Nov 2012 03:24 PM
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Ikahoshi     
Dating a hot chick and the sinking feeling you get when she begins behaving strangely, and two hours later you find yourself thinking about how one should bail out of a moving car.

Oddly enough it has happened to me twice in my life.

17 Nov 2012 03:26 PM
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JonnyBGoode    [TotalFark]  
She is fairly hot though. Not the whale that "hot" threads usually end up being. I'd hit it. (If she were in a straitjacket.)

17 Nov 2012 03:27 PM
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lordjupiter     
Sometimes crazy is what makes it good.

Sometimes.

17 Nov 2012 03:29 PM
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John Redcorn     
i1112.photobucket.com

17 Nov 2012 03:30 PM
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crzytxn     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: From the article: The 21-year-old woman who crashed through a gate at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport and drove on the runway with her infant son in the car has a history of mental illness, her mother says.

KoKo Nicole Anderson, from nearby Mesa, was booked into jail on aggravated DUI and criminal damage charges.

I blame the craziness on her having been named "KoKo."


This. It's the mothers fault for naming her "Koko."

17 Nov 2012 03:33 PM
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Mark Ratner    [TotalFark]  

CygnusDarius: Mark Ratner: She looks a little chunky. You can see neck fat in her profile mugshot. Crazy? yes. Crazy hot? Umm, no.

neck fat
neck fat
neck fat

Aaaand, you just activated my obssesive hatred of my neck fat :C


At least she doesn't have a big head, big head, big head as far as I can tell.

17 Nov 2012 03:36 PM
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foxyshadis     
First thought:
media.azfamily.com
i.cdn.turner.com

17 Nov 2012 03:37 PM
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rappy     
She is not crazy hot you asshat

17 Nov 2012 03:37 PM
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DandyDon     
Never... ever... stick your dick in crazy. Just ask Petraeus how that goes.

17 Nov 2012 03:39 PM
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grinding_journalist    [TotalFark]  
The security breach was the latest in a series of similar mishaps across the country that have raised questions whether the nation's airports are truly secure.

No, they aren't, and the TSA is a theatrical farce, because anyone in security knows that "being secure" is a fabrication. There is only "more secure" or "less secure". What's to prevent someone obtaining/making rockets, and firing them out of the back of a pickup truck at the edge of airport property at planes at low altitude either taking off or landing?

Wait, what do you mean absolutely nothing is? WHY IS THE TSA NOT PROTECTING US?

17 Nov 2012 03:47 PM
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Bubba_the_Hutt     

Jon iz teh kewl: Obama4Life: Is 'Hot' the new internet meme for ugly?

it's the new zero wing

[image.gamespotcdn.net image 241x171]


static.prtst.net

17 Nov 2012 03:50 PM
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