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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This seems tragically relevant.
Man On A Mission: Dear Deidre, Every day when I visit, on my own free will, a popular news aggregator, I get so boffing mad to see links from a website that no one is forcing me to click on. It's makes me so blitheringly insane to think that there are people who actually find entertainment in something I do not like, nay, even heartily disapprove of. How do I get people to stop liking things that I don't like? Babwa Wawa
Coco LaFemme: Dear people complaining about this greenlight,Go stick a dildo up your ass, you don't have to read it, and it's not worth the energy it takes to care.Coco LaFemme
Sgygus: Dear Penthouse ...
BlackMtnMan: What the flippin' 'ell?A pic of the kid and not his mum?
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Dear Deidre,Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside-down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit rightthere, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.In west Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days, chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys (who were up to no good) started making trouble in my neighborhood, I got one little fight and my mom got scared. She said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror! If anything, I can say that this cab is rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, homes, to Bel-Air!"I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo, homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne.The Prince of Bel-Air
Winterlight: Dear Deidre, I am convinced in spite of absolutely no evidence whatsoever that this site I visit is getting paid off by your site. It is absolutely inconceivable that the people visiting and running the site I visit might actually find what your site has to offer to be entertaining. How do I convince everyone else in the world to only be entertained by things I approve of? Babwa Wawa
Babwa Wawa: Dear Deidre,Every week, the Sun gives me a sack full of cash to post their sh*tty articles, including completely contrived "advice letters" on my link aggregator. I know that this activity is incompatible with integrity, and it decreases the quality of my site, but they really are pretty sizable sacks of cash, and I need beer.What should I do?Drew
TommyDeuce: Funny, I always remember that with a different beginning./Quite a few, in fact//That one's good though
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