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17 Nov 2012 05:27 PM   |   19327 clicks   |   New Statesman
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
Is this another article about Twinkies?

*clicks*

Hmm.

Tangentially, I suppose.

17 Nov 2012 04:09 PM
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real_headhoncho    [TotalFark]  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Is this another article about Twinkies?


www.naderlibrary.com

17 Nov 2012 04:21 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

real_headhoncho: www.naderlibrary.com


*wears his Twinkie-colored armband proudly, sadly*

17 Nov 2012 04:27 PM
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coco ebert     
DNRTFA but I'll just leave this here as I do in all threads dealing with these issues: Link

17 Nov 2012 04:33 PM
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dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  
Relevant:
i.imgur.com

17 Nov 2012 04:47 PM
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AssAsInAssassin     
Sorry, what? I'm still imagining various combinations of French lesbians and vacuum cleaners.

The possibilities are... not endless, but, shall we say?... engrossing.

17 Nov 2012 05:30 PM
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skinbubble    [TotalFark]  

dahmers love zombie: Relevant:
[i.imgur.com image 525x278]


Hypnotizing.

17 Nov 2012 05:32 PM
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Colostomy    [TotalFark]  
They both suck.

17 Nov 2012 05:32 PM
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The Cornballer     

dahmers love zombie: Relevant:
[i.imgur.com image 525x278]


Do you have a GIF of vacuum cleaners? We need to figure out the winner.

17 Nov 2012 05:32 PM
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MemeSlave     
TL;DR.

17 Nov 2012 05:33 PM
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steamingpile     
Dyson should have just said people that study literature will be poor and they deserve it.

17 Nov 2012 05:35 PM
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TanSau     
Whut?

17 Nov 2012 05:35 PM
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AssAsInAssassin     
This is already all over the Dysonsphere.

17 Nov 2012 05:36 PM
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Britney Spear's Speculum     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Is this another article about Twinkies?

*clicks*

Hmm.

Tangentially, I suppose.


i566.photobucket.com

17 Nov 2012 05:37 PM
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Apos     
Poe's Law with flourishes of French lesbianism?

17 Nov 2012 05:37 PM
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HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  

dahmers love zombie: Relevant:
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I'm listening to I Can Change by LCD Soundsystem right now, and that syncs up perfectly. Eery.

17 Nov 2012 05:37 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
I'm pretty sure French lesbians also have the proper amount of suction.

17 Nov 2012 05:38 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

Britney Spear's Speculum: i566.photobucket.com


! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

17 Nov 2012 05:38 PM
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Mega Steve     

The Cornballer: dahmers love zombie: Relevant:
[i.imgur.com image 525x278]

Do you have a GIF of vacuum cleaners? We need to figure out the winner.


We've already had one Farker out himself as a "Pretty women pushing lawnmowers" fetishist. I'm sure some guy has plenty of pictures of women and vacuum cleaners

17 Nov 2012 05:40 PM
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Isildur     
He just resents competition in rug grooming.

17 Nov 2012 05:42 PM
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quatchi     
Lesbian poets versus Vacuum cleaners?

I'd vote for the side with the biggest attachments.

/Interestingly enuff, "strapon" spelled backwards is "noparts"
//Well, I thought it was interesting at least.

17 Nov 2012 05:43 PM
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sid2112     
Exactly what is beginning?

17 Nov 2012 05:48 PM
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Hagbardr     
My wife and I managed to kill a Dyson in less than a year. Turns out that vacuuming sugar is bad for the motor.

17 Nov 2012 05:56 PM
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Shadowtag     

sid2112: Exactly what is beginning?


I have no idea but I'm siding with the French lesbians.

/has broken every vacuum cleaner he's ever touched. Not so with lesbians.

17 Nov 2012 05:56 PM
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Solid Muldoon     
French and lesbian? The vacuum cleaner would choke to death on the pubes.

17 Nov 2012 05:59 PM
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jso2897    [TotalFark]  
Just another example of why businessmen should stick to business and STFU. I'm tired of these assholes who think the fact that they've made a few bucks peddling turnip twaddlers qualifies them as experts in all walks of life

17 Nov 2012 05:59 PM
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Summercat     
Yeah, suck it libs!

/wait, what?

17 Nov 2012 05:59 PM
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LewDux    [TotalFark]  
Gode-ceinture pas de pièces
Que vous lubrifier puis
Ream comme moi tartes
Cul-baisent; hommes
Mettez pas rose
Ou schlong violet,
Aucune dink plastique
Neuf pouces de long;
Dandys Vieux creuser
Prises à l'arrière,
Et gros godes
Enfoncé profondément, mais cher,
Ton pouce mince débrouillard-
Gode-ceinture pas de pièces!

17 Nov 2012 06:07 PM
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sweet-daddy-2     

coco ebert: DNRTFA but I'll just leave this here as I do in all threads dealing with these issues: Link


Great link,thanks.Filled with truths that cut to the bone.

17 Nov 2012 06:10 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  

Hagbardr: My wife and I managed to kill a Dyson in less than a year. Turns out that vacuuming sugar is bad for the motor.


i killed a dyson in under a year, no sugar. the step-down bar thingie in the back malfunctioned. having repaired cheapie vacuums and keeping them running for year after year, i was just so pissed and threw the dyson out on the street, good riddance to that overpriced POS.

speaking of POS, i thought all poetry was french lesbian. maybe i'm getting confused with something i just read in a cookbook.

/franch lesbian cuisine FTW

17 Nov 2012 06:10 PM
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JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  
From the comments:

"And does one really need to go off to uni to be taught how to read and understand Sapphic limericks?...There once was a pilot for Aer Lingus..."

17 Nov 2012 06:13 PM
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JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  

sweet-daddy-2: coco ebert: DNRTFA but I'll just leave this here as I do in all threads dealing with these issues: Link

Great link,thanks.Filled with truths that cut to the bone.


If the guy likes those departments, he's free to contribute the money to maintain them.

17 Nov 2012 06:16 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
www.adkgraphicdesign.com

17 Nov 2012 06:21 PM
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The Green Manalishi     

jso2897: Just another example of why businessmen should stick to business and STFU. I'm tired of these assholes who think the fact that they've made a few bucks peddling turnip twaddlers qualifies them as experts in all walks of life


This. For whatever reason, the title of "businessman" carries a lot of weight in national discourse. Inventing a vacuum cleaner and making a shiat ton of money is pretty cool, but Dyson's opinion on education is about as valuable and informed as, well, anyone else's. Unless you study the issue for a living, then your opinion is infinitely more valuable.

17 Nov 2012 06:54 PM
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quatchi     
imgs.xkcd.com 

And so it goes.

*Hi-Ho*

17 Nov 2012 07:40 PM
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Clemkadidlefark     

dahmers love zombie: Relevant:
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God Bless you

17 Nov 2012 07:40 PM
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djkutch    [TotalFark]  

steamingpile: Dyson should have just said people that study literature will be poor and they deserve it.


Why do you hate the Ayn Rand Institute?

17 Nov 2012 07:40 PM
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Tyrosine     
lim B.Sc. = B.A.
I.Q.->0

17 Nov 2012 07:40 PM
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zzottt     
the Boobies on that feedback is pure gold!

Sat, 2012-11-17 23:27 - ringo (not verified)

And not one carpet-munching joke in the whole go.

17 Nov 2012 08:00 PM
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just_another_asshole/jaa     
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17 Nov 2012 08:01 PM
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sid2112     

Shadowtag: sid2112: Exactly what is beginning?

I have no idea but I'm siding with the French lesbians.

/has broken every vacuum cleaner he's ever touched. Not so with lesbians.


Wow interesting, I'm exactly the opposite!

17 Nov 2012 08:12 PM
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Anagrammer     
Vacuum cleaners vs French lesbian poetry: The eternal battle

Which one offers the better crevice tool?

17 Nov 2012 08:18 PM
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belhade     
I clicked the link and read the article's headline and my headache got so much worse.

17 Nov 2012 08:26 PM
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ciberido    [TotalFark]  

AssAsInAssassin: Sorry, what? I'm still imagining various combinations of French lesbians and vacuum cleaners.

The possibilities are... not endless, but, shall we say?... engrossing.


French lesbian poetry should not be confused with Vogon lesbian poetry.

WARNING: DO NOT image search on "Vobon lesbian poetry." Not unless wearing Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses.

17 Nov 2012 09:36 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

Colostomy: They both suck.


And blow on the right settings.

17 Nov 2012 09:52 PM
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HBK     
Does anybody have a link to what Dyson said that got this lady's vagina so damned sandy?

18 Nov 2012 12:10 AM
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Gyrfalcon     

HBK: Does anybody have a link to what Dyson said that got this lady's vagina so damned sandy?


"No, ma'am, I can't make the world's most perfect vibrator. Sorry."

18 Nov 2012 01:16 AM
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quatchi     
mirales.net

Hai guiz, wots going on in this thread?
 

/Hot like the Island of Lesbos in June.

18 Nov 2012 02:10 AM
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Gordon Bennett     
I'm confused. Is this a Babylon 5 thread or not?

18 Nov 2012 02:40 AM
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Flint Ironstag     

KrispyKritter: Hagbardr: My wife and I managed to kill a Dyson in less than a year. Turns out that vacuuming sugar is bad for the motor.

i killed a dyson in under a year, no sugar. the step-down bar thingie in the back malfunctioned. having repaired cheapie vacuums and keeping them running for year after year, i was just so pissed and threw the dyson out on the street, good riddance to that overpriced POS.



So you threw it out despite the fact that it came with a five year guarantee?

18 Nov 2012 08:43 AM
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