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   Several neighbors said the woman had been seen in the area exposing herself, and that her husband had been seen dressed in women's clothing, makeup and jewelry. Then it gets weird

17 Nov 2012 06:13 PM   |   8450 clicks   |   SanDiegoUnionTribune
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quatchi     
The couple's other next-door neighbor, Corinna White, 40, said around 10 a.m. Friday the husband parked his blue Ford minivan across the street from their homes. He kept the engine on, chain smoked and played talk radio loudly, White said.

I always wondered what kind of people listened to Rush Limbaugh.

17 Nov 2012 04:54 PM
wambu     
The Aristocrats.

17 Nov 2012 05:45 PM
Zarquon's Flat Tire     
Dad?

17 Nov 2012 06:14 PM
iheartscotch     
Is he a lumberjack? Follow up question; is that ok?

17 Nov 2012 06:18 PM
Oldiron_79     
Am I in before Uncle Ghastly?

17 Nov 2012 06:19 PM
martid4    [TotalFark]  
74 and exposing herself? This may be justified.

17 Nov 2012 06:22 PM
The One True TheDavid     
[T]he woman began wandering around the neighborhood carrying a butcher knife and exposing herself with her pants around her ankles. That went on for about a month, he said.

The woman also preached in the street, he said, saying such things as, "God will smite you."


Mom?

Dammit, I liked the yearly fruitcake.

17 Nov 2012 06:23 PM
The One True TheDavid     
Once you dismember the body you're supposed to burn it to ashes and throw those in a dumpster across town. Like the guy in St Louis, but without getting caught.

The Mexican Zetas dissolve bodies in oil drums full of strong chemicals. And that guy in British Columbia fed dead hookers to his pigs.

Leaving the pieces around to stink up the neighborhood is just begging to get caught. I have no sympathy for someone that stupid.

17 Nov 2012 06:27 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
I like it, hey hey hey. I like it, it's kinda kinky in a way.

17 Nov 2012 06:28 PM
buckler     
Well, so much for the "but they always seemed like nice, normal people" comments by the neighbors.

17 Nov 2012 06:29 PM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  
Just remember, the next time you see a crazy bag lady on the street collecting cans and flashing people whilst threatening them with a meat cleaver... she may be a married homeowner.

17 Nov 2012 06:30 PM
Strongbeerrules     
Damned hippies.

17 Nov 2012 06:39 PM
LovingTeacher     

The One True TheDavid: Once you dismember the body you're supposed to burn it to ashes and throw those in a dumpster across town. Like the guy in St Louis, but without getting caught.

The Mexican Zetas dissolve bodies in oil drums full of strong chemicals. And that guy in British Columbia fed dead hookers to his pigs.

Leaving the pieces around to stink up the neighborhood is just begging to get caught. I have no sympathy for someone that stupid.


Thanks to John McAffee's story being in the news we were discussing this in chemistry class the other day, lye would probably be the best bet but you've got to dispose of it in a way that doesn't point straight back to you including grinding up all of the bone fragments that are left over.

I use many of the stories I see on fark as topics for lessons in my science classes

17 Nov 2012 06:44 PM
Apos     
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17 Nov 2012 06:46 PM
Sock Ruh Tease     

The One True TheDavid: The Mexican Zetas dissolve bodies in oil drums full of strong chemicals.


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And that guy in British Columbia fed dead hookers to his pigs.

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Note to self: Movie and TV characters know how to murder people. Don't just leave the corpse around for people to smell. Follow instructions.

17 Nov 2012 06:47 PM
Anastacya    [TotalFark]  

LovingTeacher: The One True TheDavid: Once you dismember the body you're supposed to burn it to ashes and throw those in a dumpster across town. Like the guy in St Louis, but without getting caught.

The Mexican Zetas dissolve bodies in oil drums full of strong chemicals. And that guy in British Columbia fed dead hookers to his pigs.

Leaving the pieces around to stink up the neighborhood is just begging to get caught. I have no sympathy for someone that stupid.

Thanks to John McAffee's story being in the news we were discussing this in chemistry class the other day, lye would probably be the best bet but you've got to dispose of it in a way that doesn't point straight back to you including grinding up all of the bone fragments that are left over.

I use many of the stories I see on fark as topics for lessons in my science classes


There is a Breaking Bad episode about this. It is in season 1, but I cannot recall which episode. In it, they kill a guy (who turns out to be a snitch to the cops) and the chemist tells his flunky to get the huge Tupperware containers to dissolve the body. The kid is at Wally World and thinks that they are too flimsy to hold acid, so he buys what he considers to be much more durable. Long story short, the body ends up spewing all over the floor because the container that the kid picked out dissolved in the acid. The chemist specifically asked for the Tupperware containers because they are manufactured with a plastic that will not dissolve in acid. Thoroughly enlightening episode..

17 Nov 2012 06:49 PM
Mega Steve     

The One True TheDavid: And that guy in British Columbia fed dead hookers to his pigs.


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You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shiat, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

17 Nov 2012 06:50 PM
Mega Steve     

Sock Ruh Tease: The One True TheDavid: The Mexican Zetas dissolve bodies in oil drums full of strong chemicals.

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And that guy in British Columbia fed dead hookers to his pigs.

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Note to self: Movie and TV characters know how to murder people. Don't just leave the corpse around for people to smell. Follow instructions.


Damn! Beat me to it!

17 Nov 2012 07:08 PM
Arthur Jumbles    [TotalFark]  

The One True TheDavid: Once you dismember the body you're supposed to burn it to ashes and throw those in a dumpster across town. Like the guy in St Louis, but without getting caught.

The Mexican Zetas dissolve bodies in oil drums full of strong chemicals. And that guy in British Columbia fed dead hookers to his pigs.

Leaving the pieces around to stink up the neighborhood is just begging to get caught. I have no sympathy for someone that stupid.


Wouldn't a little lime or even a dehumidifier quickly mummify the body. The guy was just lazy.

17 Nov 2012 07:17 PM
notyomama     
TFA reads like it was written on a middle-school level by a robot.

17 Nov 2012 07:24 PM
LovingTeacher     

Anastacya: There is a Breaking Bad episode about this. It is in season 1, but I cannot recall which episode. In it, they kill a guy (who turns out to be a snitch to the cops) and the chemist tells his flunky to get the huge Tupperware containers to dissolve the body. The kid is at Wally World and thinks that they are too flimsy to hold acid, so he buys what he considers to be much more durable. Long story short, the body ends up spewing all over the floor because the container that the kid picked out dissolved in the acid. The chemist specifically asked for the Tupperware containers because they are manufactured with a plastic that will not dissolve in acid. Thoroughly enlightening episode..


I think it's in the third episode and there are a couple of problems with that scenario. First HF (hydroflouric acid) is incredibly toxic and kills in a very painful way. Secondly (because of item #1) no HS chemistry teacher would have the stuff around at all, much less a bathtub full of it. I'm from a very small school and only have a few bottles (around 250 mls each) of dilute acids around, I could see having a gallon or two of concentrated (98%) sulfuric around but again not a bathtub full of the stuff. And for the average guy it is hard to get ahold of large quantities of acid. Lye, (NaOH or KOH) is easy to get, it is just the crystal Drano and can be had in fairly large quantities from hardware stores without any ID check. With a heated solution of lye you can dissolve a body in less than 12 hours. The big problem is disposing of the toxic solution without attracting attention, its got to be dilluted and dumped into some sort of sewer system so it doesn't poison a waterway or a piece of ground attracting attention. And yeah the whole class told me that if I get replaced before they graduate they'd dissappear the principal and if they get caught point the finger at me.

17 Nov 2012 07:28 PM
Pribar     

Mega Steve: The One True TheDavid: And that guy in British Columbia fed dead hookers to his pigs.

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You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shiat, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".



If you have remote property where a bonfire won't be noticed get you a bunch of 6x6 posts, cut a bunch to 7 ft lengths and others to 4 foot lengths, lay out 2 of the 7 footers 3ft 8 inches apart running north/south, lay 3 of the four footers across em equidistant from each other going east/west , cap those with 2 more of the 7 footers running north/south but move em in a inch, lay more four footers, then more 7 footers tapering em inward till you ave a slightly pyramidal pile as tall as the deceased was, loosely pack kindling inside the shape, put the body on top, pour some oil as a accellerant on the whole thing and light, as the thing collapses keep pushing it inward so it all burns, when nothing but ash is left put some windowscreen over a 55 gal drum and use that to sift all the ash for teeth and other parts that didn't burn, grind these up with the ash then spread everything out so the wind will disperse it.

to move a body without dismembering it is easy tie the wrists together tightly in front of the body, then tie a rope around the arms at the elbows and pull em together behind the back so that the wrists are pressed tightly in near the sternum, then tie the legs at ankle and knee then tie the ankle rope to the wrist one pulling the body into the fetal position, now you can strap the whole thing to a backpack frame, cover with a rain cover and go "camping" without your neighbors getting suspicious about what you are loading into your car.

17 Nov 2012 07:34 PM
JPINFV     

The One True TheDavid: And that guy in British Columbia fed dead hookers to his pigs.

 

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Pigs?

17 Nov 2012 08:00 PM
KrispyKritter     

The One True TheDavid: Once you dismember the body you're supposed to burn it to ashes and throw those in a dumpster across town. Like the guy in St Louis, but without getting caught.

The Mexican Zetas dissolve bodies in oil drums full of strong chemicals. And that guy in British Columbia fed dead hookers to his pigs.

Leaving the pieces around to stink up the neighborhood is just begging to get caught. I have no sympathy for someone that stupid.


always have minimum 2 holes dug, safely covered and hidden. be prepared!

17 Nov 2012 08:23 PM
StashMonster     

Pribar: Mega Steve: The One True TheDavid: And that guy in British Columbia fed dead hookers to his pigs.

[www.revolusic.com image 420x180]

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shiat, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


If you have remote property where a bonfire won't be noticed get you a bunch of 6x6 posts, cut a bunch to 7 ft lengths and others to 4 foot lengths, lay out 2 of the 7 footers 3ft 8 inches apart running north/south, lay 3 of the four footers across em equidistant from each other going east/west , cap those with 2 more of the 7 footers running north/south but move em in a inch, lay more four footers, then more 7 footers tapering em inward till you ave a slightly pyramidal pile as tall as the deceased was, loosely pack kindling inside the shape, put the body on top, pour some oil as a accellerant on the whole thing and light, as the thing collapses keep pushing it inward so it all burns, when nothing but ash is left put some windowscreen over a 55 gal drum and use that to sift all the ash for teeth and other parts tha ...


Ahh the voice of experience ...

17 Nov 2012 09:59 PM
rappy     

Mega Steve: The One True TheDavid: And that guy in British Columbia fed dead hookers to his pigs.

[www.revolusic.com image 420x180]



WTF movie is this from, I know I've seen it but I can't remember for the life of me

17 Nov 2012 10:07 PM
SubBass49     

notyomama: TFA reads like it was written on a middle-school level by a robot.


Yeah, ever since the right-wing extremist Doug Manchester bought the Union-Tribune, the quality of the paper has gone from somewhat respectable rag to low-quality fish-wrap.

By the way, if you ever hit their pay-wall, just visit with google chrome on incognito mode...problem solved.

17 Nov 2012 10:11 PM
quatchi     

rappy: Mega Steve: The One True TheDavid: And that guy in British Columbia fed dead hookers to his pigs.

[www.revolusic.com image 420x180]

WTF movie is this from, I know I've seen it but I can't remember for the life of me


Snatch.

17 Nov 2012 10:50 PM
rappy     

quatchi: rappy: Mega Steve: The One True TheDavid: And that guy in British Columbia fed dead hookers to his pigs.

[www.revolusic.com image 420x180]

WTF movie is this from, I know I've seen it but I can't remember for the life of me

Snatch.


Yesssssss.

Thanks

17 Nov 2012 10:57 PM
LessO2     

quatchi: rappy: Mega Steve: The One True TheDavid: And that guy in British Columbia fed dead hookers to his pigs.

[www.revolusic.com image 420x180]

WTF movie is this from, I know I've seen it but I can't remember for the life of me

Snatch.


Is that the movie with Paula Broadwell?

17 Nov 2012 11:05 PM
ambercricket     
The Burbs. Without Tom Hanks.

18 Nov 2012 04:06 AM
tillerman35     
Police Receive Report of Woman Exposing Herself In Front Of Her Living Room Window.
Cops say "We're looking into it!"

18 Nov 2012 10:06 AM
kona     

SubBass49: notyomama: TFA reads like it was written on a middle-school level by a robot.

Yeah, ever since the right-wing extremist Doug Manchester bought the Union-Tribune, the quality of the paper has gone from somewhat respectable rag to low-quality fish-wrap.

By the way, if you ever hit their pay-wall, just visit with google chrome on incognito mode...problem solved.


I keep erasing their cookies...

19 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
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