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   You're upset with the Mayor so do you? A) Complain at a council meeting. B) Write a blog. C) Send hin a dead bird with its eyes removed

18 Nov 2012 01:08 AM   |   2206 clicks   |   Charleston Daily Mail
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Gyrfalcon     
Why not all three? 

/21 second flood control, wtf?

18 Nov 2012 01:12 AM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
Guy was probably mad that he was cut off after going over his 5 minute limit and it's because the ILLUMINATI LIZARD PEOPLE ARE IN CONTROL AND DON'T WANT THE TRUTH TO BE HEARD!!1111!!

18 Nov 2012 01:15 AM
othmar     
does this mean i am not getting a pay raise?

18 Nov 2012 01:15 AM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
It's weird, but is dropping off a dead bird on someone's driveway a crime?

18 Nov 2012 01:15 AM
Stonerbloopers     
My amazement never ceases at the WV shenanigans that show up on fark.

18 Nov 2012 01:17 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: It's weird, but is dropping off a dead bird on someone's driveway a crime?


Well, it certainly would be if it was a bald eagle

18 Nov 2012 01:18 AM
phrawgh     
At least he removed the eyes. Unexpected dead bird stare would have been creepy.

18 Nov 2012 01:22 AM
LovingTeacher     

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: It's weird, but is dropping off a dead bird on someone's driveway a crime?


Not a crime but he didn't do it right. To maximize the impact when delivering a dead body of any kind you should dismember the body and deliver it in several packages over the course of several days. Use different methods of delivery each time so it is always a surprise, hand deliver the first one, send one through the mail, one UPS if at all possible one interoffice mail. Always include as bizzare a nore as possible, you might have to do a little research to get the tone just right and stick with a central theme It is a branding opportunity and if you get caught you want the media to have a snappy name to refer to you by.

*Not intended as factual advice

18 Nov 2012 01:25 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
It's no severed horse head in his bed, but I guess it'll do in a pinch.

18 Nov 2012 01:28 AM
Gyrfalcon     
A pigeon is kind of a pathetic threatening message. He really should have used a crow or raven; or at least a seagull. Something with more menacing connotations, you know?

18 Nov 2012 01:32 AM
sabbacca     
Looks like...

/puts on sunglasses

They had a birds eye view.

18 Nov 2012 01:34 AM
whatshisname     
Hin be hopkin frog...

18 Nov 2012 01:39 AM
angrycrank     
As a law student, I worked for a faculty union and one of my assignments was to review tenure revocation cases to see exactly what it takes to get fired if you're a tenured prof.

One dude sent a dead bird to a student for some reason that I'm sure made perfect sense to him. Got to keep his tenure because there were "medical circumstances."

18 Nov 2012 01:40 AM
Stephen_Falken     
I don't always attend the coucil meeting, but when I do, diabeetus

18 Nov 2012 01:42 AM
UsikFark     
Removing the eyes is pretty common of taxidermy.

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18 Nov 2012 01:52 AM
Halfmast Trousers     
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RIP BENNY HINN

18 Nov 2012 01:53 AM
Gobobo     
Hu?

18 Nov 2012 01:54 AM
craxyd     

angrycrank: As a law student, I worked for a faculty union and one of my assignments was to review tenure revocation cases to see exactly what it takes to get fired if you're a tenured prof.

One dude sent a dead bird to a student for some reason that I'm sure made perfect sense to him. Got to keep his tenure because there were "medical circumstances."



Like what, diabetic freak-out or something?

18 Nov 2012 01:56 AM
Bill_Wick's_Friend     
It's a Sicilian message.

It means "Luca Brasi sleeps with Colonel Sanders"

18 Nov 2012 02:00 AM
Apos     
pigeon = disease-laden, gluttonous avian/public nuisance

city official = occasional public nuisance

dead pigeon = remedy for public nuisance

one-eyes dead pigeon = senseless overkill



I await those with a greater affinity than myself for divining the future from animal entrails to correct me.

18 Nov 2012 02:11 AM
Apos     

Apos: pigeon = disease-laden, gluttonous avian/public nuisance

city official = occasional public nuisance

dead pigeon = remedy for public nuisance

one-eyed eyeless dead pigeon = senseless overkill



I await those with a greater affinity than myself for divining the future from animal entrails to correct me.




better.

18 Nov 2012 02:12 AM
Point02GPA    [TotalFark]  
Apos~

Methinks de-eyed would had worked too.

/not sure about un-eyed

18 Nov 2012 02:22 AM
runescorpio     

sabbacca: Looks like...

/puts on sunglasses

They had a birds eye view.


People always warned me that iris alot by jumping into politics blindly.

18 Nov 2012 02:26 AM
alienated     
I would not send a HIN to my worst enemy.......

18 Nov 2012 02:45 AM
Kevin72     

phrawgh: At least he removed the eyes. Unexpected dead bird stare would have been creepy.


Wouldn't unexpected empty eye sockets be even more creepy?

18 Nov 2012 03:04 AM
Kevin72     

Stonerbloopers: My amazement never ceases at the WV shenanigans that show up on fark.


At first I thought Charleston, SC. Yes, though it could have been SC it feels more WV.

18 Nov 2012 03:07 AM
Aye Carumba     
At least it wasn't a live bird with its eyes removed.

18 Nov 2012 03:13 AM
Fluorescent Testicle     
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/HINNNNN.

18 Nov 2012 03:36 AM
RedVentrue     

LovingTeacher: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: It's weird, but is dropping off a dead bird on someone's driveway a crime?

Not a crime but he didn't do it right. To maximize the impact when delivering a dead body of any kind you should dismember the body and deliver it in several packages over the course of several days. Use different methods of delivery each time so it is always a surprise, hand deliver the first one, send one through the mail, one UPS if at all possible one interoffice mail. Always include as bizzare a nore as possible, you might have to do a little research to get the tone just right and stick with a central theme It is a branding opportunity and if you get caught you want the media to have a snappy name to refer to you by.

*Not intended as factual advice


I'll have to remember that. :)

angrycrank: As a law student, I worked for a faculty union and one of my assignments was to review tenure revocation cases to see exactly what it takes to get fired if you're a tenured prof.

One dude sent a dead bird to a student for some reason that I'm sure made perfect sense to him. Got to keep his tenure because there were "medical circumstances."


For the bird?

And the answer is always C.

18 Nov 2012 03:52 AM
alienated     

Fluorescent Testicle: [www.typesofeverything.com image 450x358]

/HINNNNN.


you are so sponsored when i get around to that kinda stuff. :)

18 Nov 2012 04:57 AM
Evilnissan     
I aprove of this dead bird message.

18 Nov 2012 05:25 AM
SundaesChild    [TotalFark]  
What's his Fark handle?

18 Nov 2012 05:27 AM
Jesda     
Well, in Kirkwood MO the mayor got a bullet, so a dead bird isn't so bad.

18 Nov 2012 05:29 AM
Shadowtag     

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: It's weird, but is dropping off a dead bird on someone's driveway a crime?


I think it counts as terrorism, not the "Homeland Security needs to mobilize for or people die" sort, just the classic "I drew a picture of me wearing your skin and you WILL LIKE IT" kind. Or at least harassment.

18 Nov 2012 05:34 AM
Bob Down     
"This headline semt form my smrt phone"

18 Nov 2012 05:51 AM
BalugaJoe    [TotalFark]  
force him to watch Gallery Girls.

18 Nov 2012 06:20 AM
Bomb Head Mohammed     
Subby, I'm not saying that bird law is logical, but it is what it is.

18 Nov 2012 06:29 AM
KawaiiNot     
That's a hard one...is this mayor in Italy or New Jersey? Because that affects my answer.

18 Nov 2012 06:48 AM
BMFPitt     
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Wanted for questioning.

18 Nov 2012 07:27 AM
my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food     
Dude, you guys are all freaking out waaaaaaaay too much about this guy sending teh mayor a bird. He was probably just showing his thanks by giving him a present, my dog does similar things all the time.

18 Nov 2012 07:33 AM
angrycrank     

craxyd: angrycrank: As a law student, I worked for a faculty union and one of my assignments was to review tenure revocation cases to see exactly what it takes to get fired if you're a tenured prof.

One dude sent a dead bird to a student for some reason that I'm sure made perfect sense to him. Got to keep his tenure because there were "medical circumstances."


Like what, diabetic freak-out or something?


Didn't say. I think "being a batshiat crazy dude who sends dead birds to students" was the medical condition.

18 Nov 2012 08:36 AM
Tarmangani     
It was obviously pining for the fjords.

18 Nov 2012 09:23 AM
OrygunFarker     
Depends, did step one or two work?

18 Nov 2012 01:55 PM
DarkVader     

Kevin72: Stonerbloopers: My amazement never ceases at the WV shenanigans that show up on fark.

At first I thought Charleston, SC. Yes, though it could have been SC it feels more WV.


I didn't even think about SC, the story just had such a WV feel to it.

18 Nov 2012 04:15 PM
Bennie Crabtree     

Point02GPA: Apos~

Methinks de-eyed would had worked too.

/not sure about un-eyed


My vote is for oculosocketed.

18 Nov 2012 07:54 PM
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