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   What is that maxim about headlines that end in question marks?

18 Nov 2012 12:17 PM   |   7787 clicks   |   Charlotte Observer
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Lucky LaRue    [TotalFark]  
Favorite bug bites might include sautéed suri (a fat, greasy caterpillar harvested from rotting palm trunks)

What's not to like about greasy bugs that live on rotting organic matter?

18 Nov 2012 08:41 AM
ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
What is that maxim about headlines that end in question marks?

Submitter has to pose in her underwear. It's the only Maxim rule I know.

18 Nov 2012 09:47 AM
flucto    [TotalFark]  
Ew, the future sucks.

18 Nov 2012 11:25 AM
Vector R     
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/hot

18 Nov 2012 12:21 PM
Kumana Wanalaia     
What's better, fried crickets, or chinese fish raised on pig turds?

18 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
austin_millbarge     
Eating insects is the last step before going full Soylent Green.

18 Nov 2012 12:24 PM
DontMakeMeComeBackThere     
Oh look, it's yet another "our food supplies are colapsing, so better get used to the idea of eating bugs" articles.

Protip: What we'll eat in the future is NOT the same thing as what we would need to eat tomorrow if we had no food today.

18 Nov 2012 12:25 PM
offmymeds     
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Would you care for an hors d'oeuvre, Dr. Seward or a canape, perhaps?

18 Nov 2012 12:27 PM
lenfromak    [TotalFark]  
What's that maxim about answering a question with another question?

18 Nov 2012 12:28 PM
ruta     

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Oh look, it's yet another "our food supplies are colapsing, so better get used to the idea of eating bugs" articles.

Protip: What we'll eat in the future is NOT the same thing as what we would need to eat tomorrow if we had no food today.


Also, we're already seeing what happens when we eat the understory of the food chain in the oceans, with large predator species collapsing because we're eating all the sardines and anchovies. It doesn't matter what we eat, there are just so damned many of us that we're bound to screw the system up somehow.

I modestly propose that Soylent Green really is the ideal food of the future.

Hopefully I'll be dead by then. And not for the purposes of becoming a snack cracker. Though I guess if I'm dead I shouldn't care.

18 Nov 2012 12:32 PM
Kevin72     

austin_millbarge: Eating insects is the last step before going full Soylent Green.


Monsanto is working on it.

18 Nov 2012 12:35 PM
Frankenstorm     

lenfromak: What's that maxim about answering a question with another question?


Is that a question we should be asking?

18 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
Gone In 26 Minutes     

Kevin72: austin_millbarge: Eating insects is the last step before going full Soylent Green.

Monsanto is working on it.


Jesus Christ, what a horrible company.

18 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
offmymeds     

lenfromak: What's that maxim about answering a question with another question?


What's that maxim about asking a question about answering a question with another question?

18 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
wildcardjack     
Stephen Fry shows why you shouldn't expect the world to go insectivore.

Link

18 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
Would you like to know more?

18 Nov 2012 12:59 PM
thisiszombocom     
that their subbys are gay?

18 Nov 2012 12:59 PM
Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  
What is that maxim about headlines that end in question marks?

I don't know. What do you think?

18 Nov 2012 12:59 PM
Kuroboom    [TotalFark]  
"handfuls of giant water bugs are relatively easy to rear in close quarters."

I can only hope that every giant water bug farm burns to the ground.

18 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
They're written for Ron Burgundy?

18 Nov 2012 01:04 PM
churlish moldwarp     
No, subby. Just no.

18 Nov 2012 01:12 PM
GBB     
What's the maxim for getting question marks in Fark headlines??

Seriously, how does that work??

18 Nov 2012 01:13 PM
King Something     
They fix the cable?

18 Nov 2012 01:17 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  

King Something: They fix the cable?


yeah, yeah, But who was phone?

18 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
Sgygus    [TotalFark]  
This is Fark. Comments that end with a question mark are an invitation to a beating. Unless one can hide out in the middle of the herd like this thread.

/Is it safe?

18 Nov 2012 01:34 PM
wippit     
Came her for Maxim pics, leaving disappointed?

18 Nov 2012 01:41 PM
wambu     

wippit: Came her for Maxim pics, leaving disappointed?


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18 Nov 2012 01:50 PM
HotIgneous Intruder     
Worked in newsrooms for a decade and never heard it.
What is it?

18 Nov 2012 01:59 PM
ladyfortuna     

King Something: They fix the cable?


Even though the joke is old, I wasn't expecting it and almost spit sesame chicken on my laptop. *applaud*

18 Nov 2012 02:26 PM
FDR Jones     
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18 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
thamike     
Insects can feed the world. Cows and pigs are the SUVs; bugs are the bicycles.

What the f*c k?

18 Nov 2012 02:46 PM
MrHappyRotter     
As punishment for this headline, you should all send me photos of your penis. Photos that I'll compile into a mega email, which I'll send to subby as a message of how displeased we are with him. Send penis photos to my username at gmail. No money necessary, I'll do the honorable thing and suffer through all those penis photos simply because I'm such a fantastic person. Penis.

18 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
uttertosh     

austin_millbarge: Eating insects is the last step before going full Soylent Green.


And yet. all you can eat lobster and jumbo shrimp, sounds just wonderful to you, no?

Lots of you have very, very odd 'ick' thresholds. Seriously.

18 Nov 2012 04:08 PM
blipponaut     
Western pansies.

18 Nov 2012 08:19 PM
Apos     
Winged ants are lip-smackingly delicious when properly cooked.

18 Nov 2012 08:51 PM
Apos     

thamike: Insects can feed the world. Cows and pigs are the SUVs; bugs are the bicycles.

What the f*c k?


Allow me to translate:

Cows/pigs = more expensive/less abundant/less eco-friendly = SUVs of biosphere
Bugs = FAR less expensive/incredibly abundant/more eco-friendly = bicycles of biosphere

18 Nov 2012 09:03 PM
thamike     

Apos: thamike: Insects can feed the world. Cows and pigs are the SUVs; bugs are the bicycles.

What the f*c k?

Allow me to translate:

Cows/pigs = more expensive/less abundant/less eco-friendly = SUVs of biosphere
Bugs = FAR less expensive/incredibly abundant/more eco-friendly = bicycles of biosphere


Whew, for a second I thought Richard Kiel was a blogger.

18 Nov 2012 11:49 PM
Apos     

thamike: Apos: thamike: Insects can feed the world. Cows and pigs are the SUVs; bugs are the bicycles.

What the f*c k?

Allow me to translate:

Cows/pigs = more expensive/less abundant/less eco-friendly = SUVs of biosphere
Bugs = FAR less expensive/incredibly abundant/more eco-friendly = bicycles of biosphere

Whew, for a second I thought Richard Kiel was a blogger.



Heh..An understandable assumption.

19 Nov 2012 01:04 AM
abhorrent1     

thamike: Insects can feed the world. Cows and pigs are the SUVs; bugs are the bicycles.

What the f*c k?


So like people on bicycles, bugs are assholes and should all be killed?

19 Nov 2012 06:53 AM
Dragonflew     

thamike: Insects can feed the world. Cows and pigs are the SUVs; bugs are the bicycles.

What the f*c k?


Translation: "Now that I eat insects, I am better than you."

19 Nov 2012 12:59 PM
piperTom     
Recipe for Delicious Bugs

Step 1: Feed bugs to live chickens

Step 2: Prepare eggs by any of 1000s of nice recipes; eat. Save some of the eggs.

Step 3. Prepare chicken by any of 100s of nice recipes; enjoy

Step 4: Incubate saved eggs; repeat

19 Nov 2012 04:46 PM
thamike     

Dragonflew: thamike: Insects can feed the world. Cows and pigs are the SUVs; bugs are the bicycles.

What the f*c k?

Translation: "Now that I eat insects, I am better than you."


Oh, I thought he was implying that he eats bicycles.

19 Nov 2012 05:59 PM
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