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   Hey guys, apparently Duke doesn't suck anymore

18 Nov 2012 11:28 AM   |   10030 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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sammyk    [TotalFark]  
I predict the fastest redlit article ever

18 Nov 2012 09:05 AM
Benevolent Misanthrope    [TotalFark]  

sammyk: I predict the fastest redlit article ever


Oh, I dunno - it might be fun to watch the flames.

18 Nov 2012 09:34 AM
sammyk    [TotalFark]  
This crow is kind of tasty.

18 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
basemetal    [TotalFark]  
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I don't know, I could see a guy snorting coke off a hookers ass in that place.

18 Nov 2012 11:01 AM
BlippityBleep     
not to be a debbie downer, but dude's eyes just scream 'drug relapse imminent.' lulz.

18 Nov 2012 11:30 AM
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick    [TotalFark]  
Never trust a junkie

18 Nov 2012 11:33 AM
Swoop1809     
Hes seen the violence inherent in the system

18 Nov 2012 11:38 AM
Rindred     

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Never trust a junkie


Just one fix!

18 Nov 2012 11:42 AM
Foundling     
Um... his pants in the picture... what exactly is going on? Pumpkin with pink flames?

18 Nov 2012 11:48 AM
Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  

If you had a father who dressed like this all the time, you might consider a daily dose of heroin:

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No, I am the Marlborough Man, not the bleeding Marlboro Man

18 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
Molavian     
I suppose he brings shooting and scoring to a completely different level.

18 Nov 2012 11:59 AM
PunkTiger     

Prey4reign: If you had a father who dressed like this all the time, you might consider a daily dose of heroin:

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No, I am the Marlborough Man, not the bleeding Marlboro Man


I dunno... That horse of his looks like it's been hitting the smack.

18 Nov 2012 12:01 PM
TheOther     
"I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, spoons and wiggly bits."

18 Nov 2012 12:15 PM
laulaja    [TotalFark]  
Wrong Duke, but Duke Univ might be happy it's been subjected to case of Mistaken ID. ;-p

18 Nov 2012 12:19 PM
Nick Nostril     
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The day my childhood died is today, the day I learnt Captain Kangaroo is a smack addict.

18 Nov 2012 12:40 PM
xxysyndrome     
glad he got his act together

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/wankah
//this much talent

18 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
I refuse to accept Duke's non-sucking as Fark canon.

That said, more power to that guy.

18 Nov 2012 01:22 PM
Lee Jackson Beauregard     

Prey4reign: If you had a father who dressed like this all the time, you might consider a daily dose of heroin:

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No, I am the Marlborough Man, not the bleeding Marlboro Man


The horse has a WTF look on its face.

18 Nov 2012 01:33 PM
Onkel Buck     

Prey4reign: If you had a father who dressed like this all the time, you might consider a daily dose of heroin:

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No, I am the Marlborough Man, not the bleeding Marlboro Man



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Anyone else see it?

18 Nov 2012 02:10 PM
Summoner101     
I always thought there was a Fark filter that added "Duke sucks" to any headline that mentioned Duke. Oh well.

18 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
StokeyBob     
"and was even forced to sleep in the car parks of five-star hotels."

18 Nov 2012 04:09 PM
NeoBad     
You folks need to learn the proper use of prepositions. It should have said, The Douchbag Duke no longer sucks.

Duke Sucks. Sucks bals.

19 Nov 2012 10:15 AM
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