I predict the fastest redlit article ever

sammyk: I predict the fastest redlit article ever

Oh, I dunno - it might be fun to watch the flames.

This crow is kind of tasty.

I don't know, I could see a guy snorting coke off a hookers ass in that place.

not to be a debbie downer, but dude's eyes just scream 'drug relapse imminent.' lulz.

Never trust a junkie

Hes seen the violence inherent in the system

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Never trust a junkie

Just one fix!

Um... his pants in the picture... what exactly is going on? Pumpkin with pink flames?

If you had a father who dressed like this all the time, you might consider a daily dose of heroin:

No, I am the Marlborough Man, not the bleeding Marlboro Man

I suppose he brings shooting and scoring to a completely different level.

Prey4reign: If you had a father who dressed like this all the time, you might consider a daily dose of heroin:

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No, I am the Marlborough Man, not the bleeding Marlboro Man

I dunno... That horse of his looks like it's been hitting the smack.

"I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, spoons and wiggly bits."

Wrong Duke, but Duke Univ might be happy it's been subjected to case of Mistaken ID. ;-p

The day my childhood died is today, the day I learnt Captain Kangaroo is a smack addict.

glad he got his act together



/wankah
//this much talent

I refuse to accept Duke's non-sucking as Fark canon.

That said, more power to that guy.

Prey4reign: If you had a father who dressed like this all the time, you might consider a daily dose of heroin:

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No, I am the Marlborough Man, not the bleeding Marlboro Man

The horse has a WTF look on its face.

Prey4reign: If you had a father who dressed like this all the time, you might consider a daily dose of heroin:

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No, I am the Marlborough Man, not the bleeding Marlboro Man



Anyone else see it?

I always thought there was a Fark filter that added "Duke sucks" to any headline that mentioned Duke. Oh well.

"and was even forced to sleep in the car parks of five-star hotels."

You folks need to learn the proper use of prepositions. It should have said, The Douchbag Duke no longer sucks.

Duke Sucks. Sucks bals.