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Tentacle: why name it veggieducken if there is no duck in it
Tourney3p0: The people who eat this crap don't really live in a world of reality.
Spanky_McFarksalot: Tourney3p0: The people who eat this crap don't really live in a world of reality.I never really understood the point of making vegetarian food taste and look like meat. Unless you're a vegetarian for health reasons I guess. if its a moral issue, then it seems like their cheating.
JonZoidberg: One year my vegetarian aunt told me she loved our hash brown casserole and wanted the recipe. The recipe I gave her included cream of celery. The casserole she ate had cream of chicken.I didn't think to tell her. Sorry, auntie.
D3_WR: I never get this. Why forgo meat, but then try to imitate bacon, sausage, turkey, ect?
D3_WR: I never get this. Why forgo meat, but then try to imitate bacon, sausage, turkey, etc?Vegetarian food can be damn good. Why not just own that and make whatever the hell you actually want to eat? Tofurkey? Yuck. Just make some great fall dishes for Thanksgiving and enjoy them.
Fail in Human Form: D3_WR: I never get this. Why forgo meat, but then try to imitate bacon, sausage, turkey, ect?Because they taste good.
dopekitty74: Not a vegetarian, but i LOVE squash, like sweet potatoes and don't hate leeks. This sounds pretty good actually. I think the main reason you're all dissing it is because it's proposed as a replacement for a main meat item./attempt #2. Fark doesn't seem to like me posting unless I'm responding to another post//am i not entitled to an opinion of my own?
HairBolus: Have you ever known and been gifted by someone who grows zucchinis (marrows for the Brits) and get tired of harvesting and eating them so they grow rather large and tough and the seeds develop to where you can't eat them so they wind up giving them away?
WhippingBoy: It's funny. I don't even need to make fun of vegetarians anymore. They're doing it all on their own now.
dopekitty74: //am i not entitled to an opinion of my own?
WhippingBoy: You know how some veg is going to serve this for Thanksgiving and then claim "Ha ha! Bet you didn't even know that there was no meat in that! Isn't vegetarian food great!"Well, the funny thing is that you can do the same thing... serve them a "vegetarian" entree, and when they're almost finished, loudly proclaim "Ha ha! Bet you didn't even know that the tofu chunks you were eating were actually baby veal!"
TheAnalogKid: But whatever, vegetarianism is GROSS. go enjoy the chicken you eat every day which is produced in factories, bruised, injected with hormones, diseased, partially rotted, thawed and refrozen, etc. Your beef that is treated with nitrogen so it appears more red (more meaty!) so it can be kept on the shelf longer. Your pork with worms which spent its whole life standing in the same position until its legs atrophy. But vegetables, ugh, so gross! And vegetarians are PUSSIES too!
WhippingBoy: baby veal
Fail in Human Form: As a vegetarian....no, just.......no
mnh1983: I'm a vegetarian. This is, in no way, appetizing to me.
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