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   Protip: When the cops ask why you're holding up traffic don't flash your stolen police badge and quickly drive off

18 Nov 2012 05:04 PM   |   4709 clicks   |   Chicago Trib
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Silly Jesus     
FARK COP BASHING THREAD!!!!!ONE111!!!TM

18 Nov 2012 05:07 PM
Nothing To See Here     
Some nice Police work there, Lou

18 Nov 2012 05:09 PM
NBSV     
Tip: if you find a bag with a police badge and police stuff in it you might want to turn it in to the police station. Using it to act like a cop won't work well for you.

Besides, why would he be blocking for a funeral procession anyway? That seems like an odd thing to be impersonating an officer for.

18 Nov 2012 05:15 PM
LoneWolf343     

NBSV: Tip: if you find a bag with a police badge and police stuff in it you might want to turn it in to the police station. Using it to act like a cop won't work well for you.

Besides, why would he be blocking for a funeral procession anyway? That seems like an odd thing to be impersonating an officer for.


If you're going to break the law, at least be helpful.

18 Nov 2012 05:20 PM
Apos     
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18 Nov 2012 05:21 PM
LarryDan43     
Romney?

18 Nov 2012 05:22 PM
GranoblasticMan     
Derped in one.

18 Nov 2012 05:22 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
He couldn't even drive, he had no license. WTF.

18 Nov 2012 05:23 PM
talkertopc     
Finding a badge makes you a de facto sherif, I've seen it in westerns.

18 Nov 2012 05:25 PM
iheartscotch     

NBSV: Tip: if you find a bag with a police badge and police stuff in it you might want to turn it in to the police station. Using it to act like a cop won't work well for you.

Besides, why would he be blocking for a funeral procession anyway? That seems like an odd thing to be impersonating an officer for.


So, what you are saying is, you'd use your fake police powers to strip search hotties?

18 Nov 2012 05:29 PM
verydrab     
Reminds me of those stupid harley poker runs where the dirt bags get to pay cop at the intersections.
The douchey bicycle races are almost as bad.

18 Nov 2012 05:37 PM
SnyderCat     
Flash your tits instead.

Cops love working with a hard-on.

18 Nov 2012 05:38 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

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Better Pretender:
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Best pretender:
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18 Nov 2012 05:46 PM
Apos     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: Good Pretender:
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Better Pretender:
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Best pretender:
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Great Pretender:

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*Fist bump* Very well played, bro.

18 Nov 2012 05:48 PM
NBSV     

iheartscotch: NBSV: Tip: if you find a bag with a police badge and police stuff in it you might want to turn it in to the police station. Using it to act like a cop won't work well for you.

Besides, why would he be blocking for a funeral procession anyway? That seems like an odd thing to be impersonating an officer for.

So, what you are saying is, you'd use your fake police powers to strip search hotties?


Well yeah. Isn't that what being a cop is all about?

18 Nov 2012 05:48 PM
Nothing To See Here     
Badges ? Badges?
We don't have to show no stinkin badges!

18 Nov 2012 05:58 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

Apos: *Fist bump* Very well played, bro.


*fistbump*

Cheers, mang!

18 Nov 2012 06:01 PM
SnyderCat     

Nothing To See Here: Badges ? Badges?
We don't have to show no stinkin badges!


Yeah, they show other things...or wave them around actually.

Like something that small could actually be considered a badge.

18 Nov 2012 06:13 PM
jmr61     
From TFA: "false impersonation" of a police officer? WTF is that?

Wouldn't just regular impersonation be enough to get him charged?

18 Nov 2012 06:35 PM
Satanic_Hamster     

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Better Pretender:
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Best pretender:
[www.3click.tv image 200x150]


Great Pretender:

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18 Nov 2012 06:45 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

Satanic_Hamster: The best pretenders:


*nods impressedly*

Good call!

18 Nov 2012 06:46 PM
Gyrfalcon     
Protip: When the cops ask why you're holding up traffic don't flash your stolen police badge and quickly drive off

Or do, but know that you're going to be on the evening news, and probably on an episode of COPS later.

18 Nov 2012 06:48 PM
Kumana Wanalaia     
Mitt Romney unavailable for comment.

18 Nov 2012 07:32 PM
Meow928     

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Better Pretender:
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THE Pretender:
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18 Nov 2012 10:41 PM
phrawgh     
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19 Nov 2012 04:26 AM
Happy Hours     

NBSV: Tip: if you find a bag with a police badge and police stuff in it you might want to turn it in to the police station. Using it to act like a cop won't work well for you.


Im pretty sure impersonating a cop is illegal almost everywhere.

And yet there's still no cure for assholes.

19 Nov 2012 04:53 AM
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