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   Goodfellows toy drive begins. I do a lotta favors for you, don't I? Who the fark cares? I'll deliver the farkin' toys. I don't give a fark. What is it, the first toy I delivered? Where are the toys? Now go get your toybox

18 Nov 2012 05:45 PM   |   1840 clicks   |   Chron
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simplicimus     
Funny How? Here's a clown.

18 Nov 2012 03:22 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
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As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Power Ranger.

♫ I KNOW I'D GO FROM RAAAAAAAAAGS TO RICHES... ♫

18 Nov 2012 05:29 PM
simplicimus     
Business bad? Fark you, gift me. Oh, you had a fire? Fark you, gift me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? Fark you, gift me.

18 Nov 2012 05:47 PM
robohobo     
It's almost time to hit up Walmart to buy toy drive toys.

It's easiest at Walmart, cause you can ask the employees what their 19 kids want this year.

18 Nov 2012 05:48 PM
Nick Nostril     
Now go get your toybox

Mother farker!

18 Nov 2012 05:49 PM
whither_apophis     
He asked me to pick up some toys. He'd never asked to get toys before, I knew right then I was going to be jack-in-the-boxed

18 Nov 2012 05:49 PM
Znuh     
One night, Megatron sent us champagne. There was nothing like it. I didn't think there was anything strange in any of this. You know, a twenty-one-year-old kid with such connections.

18 Nov 2012 05:50 PM
RoyHobbs22     
Heart and lungs Elmo?

18 Nov 2012 05:50 PM
knbwhite     
Suppose your family don't like toys, suppose they like cigarettes.

18 Nov 2012 05:51 PM
Apos     
I already like this thread.

18 Nov 2012 05:51 PM
LockeOak     
Santa Claus, one of the gods of our legends.

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18 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
Don't buy toys that come apart at the wrong time.

ROCK 'EM SOCK 'EM ROBOTS' BLOCKS DON'T GET KNOCKED OFF! Even underwater!

And remember: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots are tested against hurricane winds!

18 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
Nothing To See Here     
Why is there a Helicopter over this thread ?

18 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
moothemagiccow     
wait can't toys for tots get more toys in bulk from cash donations and to give to its CEO

18 Nov 2012 05:58 PM
W.C.fields forever    [TotalFark]  
I'm gonna get some more toys,some more toys.

18 Nov 2012 06:00 PM
LockeOak     
We'd give away a $50 case of Play-Doh for $0. It didn't matter, it was all non-profit.

18 Nov 2012 06:02 PM
SnyderCat     
Sorry, my toys are NSFW

18 Nov 2012 06:10 PM
Fista-Phobia     
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18 Nov 2012 06:12 PM
tonguedepressor     

SnyderCat: Sorry, my toys are NSFW


Nice Soft Furry Wabbits?

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18 Nov 2012 06:18 PM
UltimateNimrod     
And when the cops, when they assigned a whole army to stop Jimmy, what'd he do? He made 'em cookies.

18 Nov 2012 06:21 PM
SnyderCat     

tonguedepressor: SnyderCat: Sorry, my toys are NSFW

Nice Soft Furry Wabbits?

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Ask Drew.

18 Nov 2012 06:25 PM
tonguedepressor     

SnyderCat: tonguedepressor: SnyderCat: Sorry, my toys are NSFW

Nice Soft Furry Wabbits?

[i.ebayimg.com image 298x300]

Ask Drew.


Drew knows about your Soft Furry?

18 Nov 2012 06:36 PM
wiredroach     
Listen, I aint gonna get f*cked like Gribbs, understand. Gribbs is 7 years old and the f*ckin' guy's gonna die in prison, I don't need that. So I'm warning everybody, EVERYBODY. It could be my son, it could be anybody. Gribbs got 90 years just for saying hello to some f*ck who was sneaking behind his back selling junk toys, I don't need that, aint gonna happen to me, you understand.

18 Nov 2012 06:39 PM
simplicimus     

SnyderCat: Sorry, my toys are NSFW


Better than what I got last Christmas. A shovel and a bag of lime? What am I supposed to do with this?

18 Nov 2012 06:48 PM
jankyboy    [TotalFark]  
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18 Nov 2012 06:53 PM
carrion_luggage     
Jimmy Conway: [after Spider tells Tommy that "Stretch Armstrong sucks"] I can't believe what I just hear.
[he throws a Wii controller on the table]
Jimmy Conway: Here, Spider, this is for you. I got respect for this kid. He's got alot of farking balls. Good for you, don't take no shiat of nobody. He shoots him in the foot he tells him Stretch Armstrong sucks.
[to Tommy, joking]
Jimmy Conway: Tommy, you gonna let him get away with that? You gonna let this farking punk get away with that? What's the matter? What's the world coming to?
[Tommy pulls out a lawn dart and impales Spider through the chest]
Jimmy Conway: [Tommy has lawn-darted Spider] I'm farking kidding with you; you farking shoot the guy?
Henry Hill: He's dead.
Tommy DeVito: I'm farking great at lawn darts, what do you want from me? I'm a good shot.
Anthony Stabile: How could you miss at this distance?

18 Nov 2012 07:29 PM
jake_lex    [TotalFark]  
I knew that my Pittsburgh guys always wanted Super Soakers, and since I was going to see them later in the day to pick up a delivery, I knew I'd get my money back.

18 Nov 2012 07:35 PM
Scorpinock     
I been workin' nights, and tonight we took a ride out in the country and we hit one of them reindeers... that's where all of that blood came from.

18 Nov 2012 07:43 PM
DownDaRiver     
Somebody better go check on Subbsey
I think he's got his meds mixed up again

18 Nov 2012 07:47 PM
azmoviez    [TotalFark]  

Fista-Phobia:


Shut you mother-[father] mouth.

/Chinese dentist.

18 Nov 2012 09:20 PM
Jiro Dreams Of McRibs     
You know why I stripped off, gave them my car keys, my clothes, my wallet, the mortgage to my house, my wife, dog, two cats, the combination to my safe, my stock portfolio, my 401k, my kid sister and my bottle cap collection?

It was outta respect.

/that and those guys tend to snip important things off if you don't make with the presents
/you know, real important things

19 Nov 2012 08:34 AM
chachi88     

carrion_luggage: Jimmy Conway: [after Spider tells Tommy that "Stretch Armstrong sucks"] I can't believe what I just hear.
[he throws a Wii controller on the table]
Jimmy Conway: Here, Spider, this is for you. I got respect for this kid. He's got alot of farking balls. Good for you, don't take no shiat of nobody. He shoots him in the foot he tells him Stretch Armstrong sucks.
[to Tommy, joking]
Jimmy Conway: Tommy, you gonna let him get away with that? You gonna let this farking punk get away with that? What's the matter? What's the world coming to?
[Tommy pulls out a lawn dart and impales Spider through the chest]
Jimmy Conway: [Tommy has lawn-darted Spider] I'm farking kidding with you; you farking shoot the guy?
Henry Hill: He's dead.
Tommy DeVito: I'm farking great at lawn darts, what do you want from me? I'm a good shot.
Anthony Stabile: How could you miss at this distance?


You got a problem with that Anthony?

Scorpinock: I been workin' nights, and tonight we took a ride out in the country and we hit one of them reindeers... that's where all of that blood came from.


And you gotta leave the hoof. It's a sin.

19 Nov 2012 02:06 PM
SnyderCat     

tonguedepressor: SnyderCat: tonguedepressor: SnyderCat: Sorry, my toys are NSFW

Nice Soft Furry Wabbits?

[i.ebayimg.com image 298x300]

Ask Drew.

Drew knows about your Soft Furry?


I don't know. Ask him?

19 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
SnyderCat     

jake_lex: I knew that my Pittsburgh guys always wanted Super Soakers, and since I was going to see them later in the day to pick up a delivery, I knew I'd get my money back.


Erik?

19 Nov 2012 02:45 PM
SnyderCat     

simplicimus: SnyderCat: Sorry, my toys are NSFW

Better than what I got last Christmas. A shovel and a bag of lime? What am I supposed to do with this?


I have some suggestions if you are interested.

Tonight? We are going to have to recover from MONDAY!!!!!

19 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
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