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   Ever have to take a polar bear to the dentist? Didn't think so, anyway Arktos can smile again after his trip

18 Nov 2012 04:48 PM   |   2879 clicks   |   Metro
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AlwaysRightBoy    [TotalFark]  
I think laughing gas at the dentist turned me on to harder drugs in the early 70s.

/never touched it since

18 Nov 2012 04:04 PM
CaptainBeer     
No but I once had to give a wolverine a pelvic exam.

/Why, yes! They DO call me stumpy!

18 Nov 2012 04:56 PM
Shmopee     
"Arktos"? A bear named Bear?

DNRTFA.

18 Nov 2012 04:58 PM
ABQGOD     
My last root canal and capping wiped out my entire annual dental care allotment and required a few hundred more out-of-pocket. I don't suppose the polar bear was billed or even has a clue what happened.

18 Nov 2012 04:59 PM
GoTarHeels     
When he wakes up, he will be delighted to learn he has suddenly acquired the ability to put the star on the top of the Christmas tree.

18 Nov 2012 04:59 PM
Summoner101     
Fortunately, igloos are pretty easy on the incisors.

18 Nov 2012 05:05 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
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"No, but a polar bear *did* fall on me..."

18 Nov 2012 05:05 PM
Raging Thespian    [TotalFark]  

Shmopee: "Arktos"? A bear named Bear?

DNRTFA.


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Sees nothing wrong with such naming conventions.

18 Nov 2012 05:15 PM
Apos     
Several hours later.....

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18 Nov 2012 05:27 PM
Shmopee     

Raging Thespian: Shmopee: "Arktos"? A bear named Bear?

DNRTFA.

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Sees nothing wrong with such naming conventions.


Touché

18 Nov 2012 05:37 PM
TheHopeDiamond     
I was consigned to the hell of holding my cat's paws in a pan of peroxide twice a day for two weeks after he had a run in with some broken glass. I wound up wetter than him, but I did manage to get his paws all healed up again.

/he won't even set foot in the bathroom anymore. It is the House of Fizzy Misery, and he will NEVER FORGET!

18 Nov 2012 05:40 PM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves     
The rotten tooth won't kill the bear, but wait until they send him the bill.

18 Nov 2012 08:16 PM
FNG    [TotalFark]  
Was the lead dentist named Hermie?

18 Nov 2012 10:37 PM
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