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18 Nov 2012 09:47 PM   |   36758 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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skatedrifter    [TotalFark]  
i0.kym-cdn.com

/oblig

18 Nov 2012 03:08 PM
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Relatively Obscure    [TotalFark]  
'This girl is a FRAUD. She had been badly photoshopping her photos since the beginning of her time online,' writes one anonymous TheDirty comment. 'Her videos aren't photoshopped. Does she still look the same? There is a ton more of videos out there and as you can see from them, she looks nothing like she does when she photoshops her photos.'

www.planet-familyguy.com3.bp.blogspot.com

18 Nov 2012 05:12 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
She's got lifeless eyes. Blue eyes. Like a doll's eyes

18 Nov 2012 07:18 PM
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DammitIForgotMyLogin    [TotalFark]  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: She's got lifeless eyes. Blue eyes. Like a doll's eyes


You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many barbies, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour.

18 Nov 2012 07:54 PM
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cman    [TotalFark]  
No no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

18 Nov 2012 09:19 PM
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dopeydwarf     
I met this Ukranian woman with this blank, pale, emotionless face and the bluest eyes... the Barbie's eyes. I spent eight years trying to pose her, and then another seven trying to keep her locked up because I realized what was living behind that girl's eyes was purely and simply... collectible Mattel.

18 Nov 2012 09:48 PM
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NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  
i46.tinypic.com

18 Nov 2012 09:48 PM
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Summoner101     
It's kinda creepy how some men might actually prefer that.

18 Nov 2012 09:51 PM
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wildcardjack     
Swing by the photo galleries at Real Doll sometime. Deep inside uncanny valley.

18 Nov 2012 09:52 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
this broad, kardashians, snookie, sarah palin, octomom - the list of who cares freaks goes on and on

18 Nov 2012 09:54 PM
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Coelacanth     
She had to have some floating ribs removed for that effect.

18 Nov 2012 09:54 PM
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LazerFish     
She would look 10 times better without the stupid eye makeup.

18 Nov 2012 09:55 PM
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FormlessOne     
Who cares? The truly disturbing part of all of this is the interest given to this person because of what appears to be a bit of a dysfunctional self-image.

18 Nov 2012 09:55 PM
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msupf    [TotalFark]  
Just ignore the biatch. All she wants is attention, so arguing one way or another over it just feeds into what she wants.

18 Nov 2012 09:56 PM
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fjnorton    [TotalFark]  
My real doll is prettier than her and doesn't complain her neck hurts

18 Nov 2012 09:58 PM
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msupf    [TotalFark]  

FormlessOne: Who cares? The truly disturbing part of all of this is the interest given to this person because of what appears to be a bit of a dysfunctional self-image.


A bit? Looks and sounds like full blown body dysmorphia.

18 Nov 2012 09:58 PM
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dryknife     
Well Photoshop me shocked.

18 Nov 2012 09:58 PM
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Matrix Flavored Wasabi     

wildcardjack: Swing by the photo galleries at Real Doll sometime. Deep inside uncanny valley.


Balls deep

18 Nov 2012 09:59 PM
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Tarl3k     
This is my shocked face... :|

18 Nov 2012 10:02 PM
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crab66     
www.maximumpc.com

18 Nov 2012 10:04 PM
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Kittypie070     
What's with the thin neck thing? That sounds like complete BS to me.

I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.

18 Nov 2012 10:04 PM
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cryinoutloud     

fjnorton: My real doll is prettier than her and doesn't complain her neck hurts


That was highly amusing, her explaining how her neck hurts because her head is too big.

18 Nov 2012 10:04 PM
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HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  
Man, I really really want that sick looking bed from one of the photos in the article. Where can I buy that?

18 Nov 2012 10:07 PM
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special20    [TotalFark]  
I think she needs a dose of special20 to reckon her world view.

18 Nov 2012 10:11 PM
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optional     
That's a relief. She's way hotter without all that barbie stuff on her face.

Still too crazy to fark, but eye candy is eye candy.

18 Nov 2012 10:11 PM
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Korzine     

Kittypie070: What's with the thin neck thing? That sounds like complete BS to me.

I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.


Does the Padaung stretching thin the neck? Even then it wouldn't be natural.

18 Nov 2012 10:13 PM
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hdhale     
For those thinking that she went to an awful lot of trouble to look like a Barbie, remember that the likes of Hugh Hefner built publishing empires based upon creating a fantasy.

/retouching and manipulating photos got easier with Photoshop, it was hardly created by Photoshop

18 Nov 2012 10:17 PM
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LordOfThePings     
25.media.tumblr.com

18 Nov 2012 10:20 PM
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SirDigbyChickenCaesar     
She useless outside the original packaging anyway...

18 Nov 2012 10:21 PM
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BlackMtnMan     
I like to fap to dolls.

18 Nov 2012 10:23 PM
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LesserEvil    [TotalFark]  
So wait... hold the presses... she's been outed by a commenter who thinks she's photoshopping!!!!

Wow, I never realized how authoritative the people who comment on articles and youtube videos really were!

18 Nov 2012 10:24 PM
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Your Average Witty Fark User     

Summoner101: It's kinda creepy how some men might actually prefer that.


She was kinda cute back in 2006. Now? Not so much.

18 Nov 2012 10:25 PM
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willyshorts     
Just as I thought... As for me, I would rather see a real Barbie cosplayer sexy naked. Opp, opp, opp, opp! Who let the dogs out?!

18 Nov 2012 10:27 PM
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Luminiferous Aether    [TotalFark]  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: She useless outside the original packaging anyway...


I like the (un)intentional jiveness to your post.

/biatchES always useless?
//Yep. 'Cept for dat.

18 Nov 2012 10:29 PM
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bubo_sibiricus     
This thread is now about Russian supermodels in a band.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3la_0i MMaec

18 Nov 2012 10:32 PM
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Theory Of Null     
Whoa she has four eyebrows!

18 Nov 2012 10:33 PM
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Pray 4 Mojo     
She's cute... but it's the crazy crazy that makes her hot!!!

18 Nov 2012 10:34 PM
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Darkviking     
i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com

18 Nov 2012 10:39 PM
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Kittypie070     

Korzine: Kittypie070: What's with the thin neck thing? That sounds like complete BS to me.

I have NEVER seen one single human with a neck too THIN to support the head.

Does the Padaung stretching thin the neck? Even then it wouldn't be natural.


drieskewrites.files.wordpress.com

Well upholster my butt and call me a sofa. I forgot about those :P

18 Nov 2012 10:40 PM
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Herb Utsmelz    [TotalFark]  
imgboot.com

18 Nov 2012 10:40 PM
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eddievercetti    [TotalFark]  
So fake girl is fake? I fail to see the logic here.

18 Nov 2012 10:41 PM
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Kibbler     
Ingredients:

Nutella
Self-rising flour

18 Nov 2012 10:41 PM
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wambu     
i.imgur.com

18 Nov 2012 10:46 PM
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kroonermanblack     

wildcardjack: Swing by the photo galleries at Real Doll sometime. Deep inside uncanny valley.


Not all that deep. Like 4.5 inches.

18 Nov 2012 10:48 PM
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WelldeadLink     
I WANT TO BELIEVE

18 Nov 2012 10:48 PM
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aerojockey    [TotalFark]  
I doubt she's any more photoshopped than most other models, which is par for the course these days. For her videos she doesn't seem to have the professional make up job so of course she looks a little less doll-like.

Also the thing about her neck not being thick enough to support her head is probably bull, unless the bones inside her neck are also unusually thin.

18 Nov 2012 10:48 PM
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Stonerbloopers     
I'd still hit it. Probably have nightmares after though.

/worth it?

18 Nov 2012 10:54 PM
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anfrind     

Kibbler: Ingredients:

Nutella
Self-rising flour


Wrong thread?

18 Nov 2012 10:55 PM
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mscleo     
Fooled me. The pictures looked so natural. I would never have guessed.

Thank goodness for the brave Internet warrior who outed this fakery.

I'm outraged at being lied to. If I can't trust the links on fark, what can I trust?

About what else have I been misled? What if Twighlight is a masterpiece and someone knows what a Justin Beiber is?

In what can I trust?

18 Nov 2012 10:57 PM
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Apos     
Do. NOT. Want.

18 Nov 2012 10:57 PM
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