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   "The victim declined medical treatment did not sustain serious injuries, other than the loss of his Dr. Pepper"

19 Nov 2012 01:42 AM   |   4952 clicks   |   SeattlePI
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Plant Rights Activist     
He's lucky he wasn't carrying any skittles

19 Nov 2012 01:50 AM
enthralledgeishagirl    [TotalFark]  
Mr. Pibb wanted for questioning?

19 Nov 2012 01:50 AM
Apos     
Uh huh....So he got his $20 back?

19 Nov 2012 01:51 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
People in Seattle are tough. None of this crying to the authorities crap like New Yorkers do.

19 Nov 2012 01:51 AM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  

Apos: Uh huh....So he got his $20 back?


Did you miss the latest derivatives trading bubble on Wall Street? 6-packs of Dr. Pepper are currently trading at more than $600/unit.

19 Nov 2012 01:54 AM
Summoner101     
This being Seattle and all, I'm surprised the perps made it out alive while taking another man's caffeine source.

19 Nov 2012 01:56 AM
skinink     
The moral of the story is a Dr Pepper in the hand is worth two robbers in the bush.

19 Nov 2012 01:57 AM
Shadowtag     
Apparently it isn't for women, but it is for thugs. Huh.

19 Nov 2012 01:59 AM
dmax     
Immediately checked to see if it was my older brother.

The Dr. Pepper plant in his home town delivered to his home.

/and he was a spy for reals
//cool bro story
///now I have to kill you all

19 Nov 2012 02:00 AM
odisae     
I remember my grandmother was completely addicted to Dr. Pepper. If they tried to rob her they would have been in for a fight to the death.

19 Nov 2012 02:10 AM
SubBass49     
When was the last time you saw a 6-pack of Dr. Pepper? Seriously...I don't remember...

19 Nov 2012 02:17 AM
strangeluck    [TotalFark]  
If it ain't Dublin Dr Pepper, it ain't the good stuff.

19 Nov 2012 02:22 AM
KrispyKritter     
I'm a Pepper, the victim was a Pepper, and the two crooks wanted to be a Pepper too.

19 Nov 2012 02:23 AM
Yogimus     
But did they fix the cable?

19 Nov 2012 02:25 AM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     

Plant Rights Activist: He's lucky he wasn't carrying any skittles


Timely

19 Nov 2012 02:27 AM
ciberido     

odisae: I remember my grandmother was completely addicted to Dr. Pepper. If they tried to rob her they would have been in for a fight to the death.


One of my friends in college was like that. Always had a can of Dr. Pepper in her hand. I've got more pictures of her that also have a Dr. Pepper in them than photos of her without. Whenever we passed a vending machine she'd buy one, and if she didn't have enough money (broke college kid) she'd beg her friends for change so she could get one.

19 Nov 2012 02:33 AM
ciberido     

SubBass49: When was the last time you saw a 6-pack of Dr. Pepper? Seriously...I don't remember...


6-pack? Not sure. Box of 20 or 24? Today.

19 Nov 2012 02:34 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Lost his Dr. Pepper? Probably saved his life...

19 Nov 2012 02:41 AM
UseLessHuman     
It's viral marketing, they paid the man and the two other guys to fake it, then made sure he wouldn't identify them to the police so no charges. What new low with large soft drink companies stoop to? The wound to dignity will not soon be mended, I need a Band-Aid.

19 Nov 2012 02:46 AM
Gawdzila     

odisae: I remember my grandmother was completely addicted to Dr. Pepper. If they tried to rob her they would have been in for a fight to the death.


So you're saying she was a Pepper...

19 Nov 2012 03:14 AM
HBK     

ciberido: SubBass49: When was the last time you saw a 6-pack of Dr. Pepper? Seriously...I don't remember...

6-pack? Not sure. Box of 20 or 24? Today.


I have a 12 pack in my pantry right now. As far as 6 packs go- haven't seen them in a while. Is it because they killed the fishies, or because the marketing folks realized that if they eliminated the 6 pack option people would move on to the 12 and 24 packs?

19 Nov 2012 03:27 AM
Gawdzila     

HBK: Is it because they killed the fishies, or because the marketing folks realized that if they eliminated the 6 pack option people would move on to the 12 and 24 packs?


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19 Nov 2012 03:47 AM
Victoly     
Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

19 Nov 2012 04:34 AM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  
A good prosecutor can turn that into 31 counts of misdemeanor assault.

19 Nov 2012 06:34 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
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19 Nov 2012 08:06 AM
eas81     
I call BULLSHIAT on this....as stated do they really still sale 6-packs?? and if they did, everywhere I have been the 12 or 24 would probably be cheaper. Can some Seattleite provide an actual picture of a shelf full of 6-packs if not then dude was lying!!

19 Nov 2012 08:14 AM
Foundling     
If he'd accepted treatment, the story would've included the line: "surgeons were able to re-attach the man's Dr. Pepper"

19 Nov 2012 08:44 AM
FizixJunkee     
Completely irrelevant: You can find Dr. Pepper (made with sugar rather than HFCS) in grocery stores (e.g., Sainsbury's and Tesco's) in the UK. It was a pleasant surprise.

19 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
Ari M     
+1

19 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
Madame Psychosis    [TotalFark]  

odisae: I remember my grandmother was completely addicted to Dr. Pepper. If they tried to rob her they would have been in for a fight to the death.


I'm going to be this old lady one day. Dr. Pepper is my beverage of choice.

My grandma is like that with Coke. There were times in my childhood I remember her being up to a 6-pack a day. When she dies, Coca Cola is going to wonder what happened to their P&L statement.

19 Nov 2012 11:48 AM
Jeremiahe     

SubBass49: When was the last time you saw a 6-pack of Dr. Pepper? Seriously...I don't remember...


Cans or bottles? I'm guessing that you and others are thinking cans, because I've seen 6 packs of bottles everywhere.

19 Nov 2012 05:26 PM
Jeremiahe     
To be fair though, maybe Dr. Pepper comes in 8 packs or something and that's the confusion...I just know that 6 packs of soda/pop are pretty common, unless you're thinking of cans.

19 Nov 2012 05:39 PM
Cretony38     
Was it Diet DP?...Might have deserved it.

19 Nov 2012 06:29 PM
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