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   Somebody thought it would be a good idea to write a sequel to 'A Christmas Carol' that centers on Scrooge's decision to sue the ghosts of Christmas for breaking and entering, kidnapping, slander and inflicting emotional distress

19 Nov 2012 11:45 AM   |   4007 clicks   |   Oregon Live
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Case dismissed after evidence found to be immaterial.

19 Nov 2012 08:18 AM
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BronyMedic     
I bet when subby studied A Modest Proposal in High School, that he came out of the class raving against those inhuman monsters who wanted the Irish to eat babies.

19 Nov 2012 08:35 AM
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serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  
Hmm, so whether he sues the ghosts or breaks/enters, kidnaps, slanders, and inflicts mental distress, one thing is clear: Scrooge hasn't learned his lesson.

I guess if I had to pick one, the suing would be preferable, but the latter probably makes for a better screenplay.

19 Nov 2012 08:56 AM
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Red Shirt Blues    [TotalFark]  
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This was done years ago.

19 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
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jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  
As a satire, this would be fun.

19 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
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give me doughnuts     
Dismissed for failure of service.

19 Nov 2012 11:33 AM
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SapperInTexas     

serial_crusher: Hmm, so whether he sues the ghosts or breaks/enters, kidnaps, slanders, and inflicts mental distress, one thing is clear: Scrooge hasn't learned his lesson.

I guess if I had to pick one, the suing would be preferable, but the latter probably makes for a better screenplay.


Let's sue subby for faliure to proofreed!

/twitch

19 Nov 2012 11:48 AM
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SuperChuck     
Slander? Who did the ghosts talk to but Scrooge?

19 Nov 2012 11:48 AM
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Bit'O'Gristle     
Wut? no rape rape? fark that...im staying home.

19 Nov 2012 11:48 AM
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mcreadyblue     
Did Subby forget an 'f'?

19 Nov 2012 11:48 AM
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ristst     
Not even. But the Black Adder Christmas Carol parody....now there's a great take on a classic..

19 Nov 2012 11:50 AM
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The Wizard of Frobozz     
kristlcherie.files.wordpress.com

I LOVE THIS IDEA!

19 Nov 2012 11:54 AM
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HotWingConspiracy    [TotalFark]  
Is it a comedy?

People already rewrote the bible because it wasn't conservative enough. This is bush league.

19 Nov 2012 11:58 AM
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Skarekrough     
They already hit rock bottom with Jack Palance in "Ebenezer."

I spent a night so drunk I couldn't move or find the remote being tortured by that flick.

"Bad" doesn't begin to describe it.

19 Nov 2012 11:59 AM
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I_ROUTE     

mcreadyblue: Did Subby forget an 'f'?


He intended to post this on ARK.com

19 Nov 2012 11:59 AM
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Englebert Slaptyback     

Sybarite


Case dismissed after evidence found to be immaterial.


*golf clap*

19 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
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ghostwind     
Only in America, subby... Only in America..

19 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
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CarnySaur     
lubbockonline.com

19 Nov 2012 12:15 PM
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sid2112     
www.kyru.net

19 Nov 2012 12:27 PM
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8DragonFark     
Saw "sequel" in title & figured Disney must be involved somehow.
/disappoint

19 Nov 2012 12:28 PM
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The My Little Pony Killer     
Was it written by the same sort of person who thinks that Scrooge was only disliked for his money and not for the fact that he was also a colossal douchebag to everybody?

19 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
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Just_a_Bear     

Sybarite: Case dismissed after evidence found to be immaterial.


done in one

19 Nov 2012 12:46 PM
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groppet     

ristst: Not even. But the Black Adder Christmas Carol parody....now there's a great take on a classic..


That is a classic! And if not it should be.

The biggest mistake they ever made was the sequel to a Christmas Story. Ive seen it on the shelves around here.

19 Nov 2012 01:04 PM
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Cagey B    [TotalFark]  

groppet: The biggest mistake they ever made was the sequel to a Christmas Story.


As I recall, they stuffed a second-tier Culkin into it, the plot primarily revolved around the Bumpasses, and it sucked horribly.

19 Nov 2012 01:10 PM
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ImRonBurgundy     
Subby orgot a letter.

19 Nov 2012 01:18 PM
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No Time To Explain     
For a second I thought the link was from the Onion

/meh, the play could be half interesting

19 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
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serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  

Cagey B: groppet: The biggest mistake they ever made was the sequel to a Christmas Story.

As I recall, they stuffed a second-tier Culkin into it, the plot primarily revolved around the Bumpasses, and it sucked horribly.


Wow, I could have gone my whole life never knowing about this inevitable monstrosity, if it wasn't for you too. Now I have to watch it...

19 Nov 2012 01:21 PM
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stevetherobot     
Let me guess. This is being done by a conservative group, isn't it?


Reminds me of an old J. Wesley Smith cartoon where a Gilded Age Robber Baron is telling another about the book he's reading. "It's new story by that Dickens fellow, about a worthy businessman named Scrooge who goes soft."

19 Nov 2012 01:24 PM
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Keeve     

BronyMedic: I bet when subby studied A Modest Proposal in High School, that he came out of the class raving against those inhuman monsters who wanted the Irish to eat babies.


One of the great things about satire is that it entertains twice. The initial satire, and then the reaction to it.

19 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
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ColSanders     

Cagey B: As I recall, they stuffed a second-tier Culkin into it, the plot primarily revolved around the Bumpasses. . .


Sons of biatches.

19 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
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ristst     

Cagey B: groppet: The biggest mistake they ever made was the sequel to a Christmas Story.

As I recall, they stuffed a second-tier Culkin into it, the plot primarily revolved around the Bumpasses, and it sucked horribly.


Spot on. And oh geez, don't forget one of the WORST casting decisions in history, Charles Grodin as the Old Man. He's great in Heaven Can Wait, but he can't get one little toe into Darren McGavin's shoes. Them's some big shoes to fill.

"Sons-a-biatchin' Bumpasess...!"

19 Nov 2012 01:41 PM
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Cagey B    [TotalFark]  

ristst: Charles Grodin as the Old Man


Oh god I'd suppressed that.

19 Nov 2012 01:49 PM
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Savage Belief     
Sounds interesting except for the ticket prices. Who the hell charges $65 a seat for community theater?

19 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
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markb289     
Mitt? Mitt Romney, is that you?

19 Nov 2012 02:23 PM
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DownDaRiver    [TotalFark]  
Saw a porno based from A Christnas Carol
All the ghosts were chicks
the ghost of xmas future though came with a large strap-on dildo
Scrouge didn't like getting screwed in the ass
It motivated him to change his ways

19 Nov 2012 02:25 PM
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WhippingBoy     

Cagey B: groppet: The biggest mistake they ever made was the sequel to a Christmas Story.

As I recall, they stuffed a second-tier Culkin into it, the plot primarily revolved around the Bumpasses, and it sucked horribly.


Holy crap. Now I'm depressed.

19 Nov 2012 02:34 PM
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groppet     

serial_crusher: Cagey B: groppet: The biggest mistake they ever made was the sequel to a Christmas Story.

As I recall, they stuffed a second-tier Culkin into it, the plot primarily revolved around the Bumpasses, and it sucked horribly.

Wow, I could have gone my whole life never knowing about this inevitable monstrosity, if it wasn't for you too. Now I have to watch it...


If it sucks as bad as Ive heard I will not refund any time or money you lose watching it. I think Chrales Grodin played the old man in "It runs in the family" looks like Daniel Stern plays him in this one. There is no God!! Ive got pumpkin liqour left anyone need a shot?

19 Nov 2012 03:53 PM
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serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  

groppet: serial_crusher: Cagey B: groppet: The biggest mistake they ever made was the sequel to a Christmas Story.

As I recall, they stuffed a second-tier Culkin into it, the plot primarily revolved around the Bumpasses, and it sucked horribly.

Wow, I could have gone my whole life never knowing about this inevitable monstrosity, if it wasn't for you too. Now I have to watch it...

If it sucks as bad as Ive heard I will not refund any time or money you lose watching it. I think Chrales Grodin played the old man in "It runs in the family" looks like Daniel Stern plays him in this one. There is no God!! Ive got pumpkin liqour left anyone need a shot?


Wait, all my research indicates that "It Runs in the Family" and "My Summer Story" are the same movie (with Charles Grodin as the Old Man). Does "this one" refer to yet another A Christmas Story sequel?

19 Nov 2012 04:13 PM
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serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  

serial_crusher: groppet: serial_crusher: Cagey B: groppet: The biggest mistake they ever made was the sequel to a Christmas Story.

As I recall, they stuffed a second-tier Culkin into it, the plot primarily revolved around the Bumpasses, and it sucked horribly.

Wow, I could have gone my whole life never knowing about this inevitable monstrosity, if it wasn't for you too. Now I have to watch it...

If it sucks as bad as Ive heard I will not refund any time or money you lose watching it. I think Chrales Grodin played the old man in "It runs in the family" looks like Daniel Stern plays him in this one. There is no God!! Ive got pumpkin liqour left anyone need a shot?

Wait, all my research indicates that "It Runs in the Family" and "My Summer Story" are the same movie (with Charles Grodin as the Old Man). Does "this one" refer to yet another A Christmas Story sequel?


good lord, this is shaping up to be the worst Christmas in decades. I have to watch both of these movies now?!

19 Nov 2012 04:14 PM
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stuffy     
Depending on how it's could be a good laugh.

19 Nov 2012 04:15 PM
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AngryPanda     
i.stack.imgur.com

"You're a crook, Captain Hook.."

/this was better
//hot

19 Nov 2012 04:27 PM
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groppet     

serial_crusher: serial_crusher: groppet: serial_crusher: Cagey B: groppet: The biggest mistake they ever made was the sequel to a Christmas Story.

As I recall, they stuffed a second-tier Culkin into it, the plot primarily revolved around the Bumpasses, and it sucked horribly.

Wow, I could have gone my whole life never knowing about this inevitable monstrosity, if it wasn't for you too. Now I have to watch it...

If it sucks as bad as Ive heard I will not refund any time or money you lose watching it. I think Chrales Grodin played the old man in "It runs in the family" looks like Daniel Stern plays him in this one. There is no God!! Ive got pumpkin liqour left anyone need a shot?

Wait, all my research indicates that "It Runs in the Family" and "My Summer Story" are the same movie (with Charles Grodin as the Old Man). Does "this one" refer to yet another A Christmas Story sequel?

good lord, this is shaping up to be the worst Christmas in decades. I have to watch both of these movies now?!


Sorry I runied christmas for you. Ill send you a hot cocca sampler.

19 Nov 2012 04:49 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  

Savage Belief: Sounds interesting except for the ticket prices. Who the hell charges $65 a seat for community theater?


a meal and a show for $65? there is a difference between being thrifty and being a cheap bastard.

19 Nov 2012 05:29 PM
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serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  

groppet: Sorry I runied christmas for you. Ill send you a hot cocca sampler.


Maybe a Red Rider BB Gun, so I can shoot my eyes out and not have to watch these? (soap poisoning also an option, though less desirable).

Here's my question: Is A Christmas Story 2 a direct sequel to the first one, or does it take place after It Runs In The Family/My Summer Story? I want to make sure I watch them in canon order, but I've only been able to find a copy of ACS2 thus far.

19 Nov 2012 06:42 PM
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The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  

SuperChuck: Slander? Who did the ghosts talk to but Scrooge?


The other ghosts.

19 Nov 2012 09:24 PM
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Anonymous Bosch     
Could someone please stop the people who think they're clever by taking a story and adding lawsuits? It hasn't been clever at all since at least the `80s.

If you're going to go to the trouble of putting on a play, make sure you don't lift your premise from one of the bits you wait through on Prairie Home Companion in between musical numbers.

20 Nov 2012 02:12 AM
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