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19 Nov 2012 10:00 AM   |   9104 clicks   |   YouTube
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Party Boy     
If you are in Gaza, its going to be difficult not to be somewhere near a target. For example, Hamas runs the public services, trash collection, schools, etc. Its a region with a high population density, one of the highest in the world. It s home to hundreds of thousands of Palestinian refugees from the 1948 and 1967 conflicts.

19 Nov 2012 08:31 AM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
Muslim People Problems.
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19 Nov 2012 10:03 AM
cassanovascotian     
re headline: Why does this have to be about him being gay? He's a reporter in a warzone... I don't see how that's relevent.

I mean, if the headline were funny, or clever, sure... but this is just kinda lame.

19 Nov 2012 10:04 AM
duffblue     
Paging Fark's ADL rep. Why does Israel hate the gays?

19 Nov 2012 10:04 AM
ZzeusS     
"That one was pretty ... loud. Yeah. Let's get the fark out of here. Like .. right now" :50

19 Nov 2012 10:06 AM
ani23     

cassanovascotian: re headline: Why does this have to be about him being gay? He's a reporter in a warzone... I don't see how that's relevent.

I mean, if the headline were funny, or clever, sure... but this is just kinda lame.


It's funny. Nothing to twist panties over.

19 Nov 2012 10:06 AM
Loren     
Look at it with Google maps, satellite view. There's lots of open territory.

That's not where the rockets come from, though--Hamas wants civilian casualties.

19 Nov 2012 10:06 AM
Snarfangel    [TotalFark]  

cassanovascotian: re headline: Why does this have to be about him being gay? He's a reporter in a warzone... I don't see how that's relevent.

I mean, if the headline were funny, or clever, sure... but this is just kinda lame.


Wait, he's gay? I thought it was a reference to him being a leprechaun.

19 Nov 2012 10:07 AM
ani23     
Asinine tag for?

19 Nov 2012 10:07 AM
RalphW     
Haha. 'Cuz he's gay.

Being gay is a funny thing to be.

19 Nov 2012 10:07 AM
give me doughnuts     
Just keep Christiane Amanpour out of the region. If she shows up, it's gonna go nuclear.
Her name used to be Carmine Zuigiber.

19 Nov 2012 10:08 AM
royone     

RalphW: Haha. 'Cuz he's gay.

Being gay is a funny thing to be.


Damn straight.

19 Nov 2012 10:09 AM
cabbyman     
You'd think his gaydar would have alerted him to the incoming missle..

19 Nov 2012 10:09 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

Snarfangel: cassanovascotian: re headline: Why does this have to be about him being gay? He's a reporter in a warzone... I don't see how that's relevent.

I mean, if the headline were funny, or clever, sure... but this is just kinda lame.

Wait, he's gay? I thought it was a reference to him being a leprechaun.


That's tragically malicious.

19 Nov 2012 10:09 AM
bim1154     
I bet he spotted his rainbow colored catch me fark me underwear.

19 Nov 2012 10:14 AM
deffuse     
I would have ♪♫ran, ran so far away. Until I got away♫♪

/seriously though, that was a hell of a bang, it rumbled on as an echo for ages.

19 Nov 2012 10:14 AM
give me doughnuts     

dittybopper: Snarfangel: cassanovascotian: re headline: Why does this have to be about him being gay? He's a reporter in a warzone... I don't see how that's relevent.

I mean, if the headline were funny, or clever, sure... but this is just kinda lame.

Wait, he's gay? I thought it was a reference to him being a leprechaun.

That's tragically malicious.


LOLed. Would LOL again.

19 Nov 2012 10:15 AM
Hot Carl To Go     

dittybopper: Snarfangel: cassanovascotian: re headline: Why does this have to be about him being gay? He's a reporter in a warzone... I don't see how that's relevent.

I mean, if the headline were funny, or clever, sure... but this is just kinda lame.

Wait, he's gay? I thought it was a reference to him being a leprechaun.

That's tragically malicious.


oh you

19 Nov 2012 10:16 AM
Giltric    [TotalFark]  

duffblue: Why does Israel hate the gays?


Allowing them to marry and have rights sure is a funny way to hate them..... 

Did you mean Iran?

19 Nov 2012 10:17 AM
bim1154     

dittybopper: Snarfangel: cassanovascotian: re headline: Why does this have to be about him being gay? He's a reporter in a warzone... I don't see how that's relevent.

I mean, if the headline were funny, or clever, sure... but this is just kinda lame.

Wait, he's gay? I thought it was a reference to him being a leprechaun.

That's tragically malicious.


/giggle

19 Nov 2012 10:17 AM
sodomizer     

Loren: That's not where the rockets come from, though--Hamas wants civilian casualties.


That way, Hamas gets to play the victim, despite being named for a king known for his having plotted to kill all the Jews in Persia.

Hamas' reasoning is like this: if they launch missiles from a schoolyard, it's win-win. Israel either decides it can't retaliate, in which case they keep firing missiles, or it does retaliate, in which case they have dead children to show the useful idiots in the Western media, who mostly hate Israel anyway.

Why do they hate Israel? In Israel, you have what modern nations do not: an identity, a purpose and a shared values system. That comes from Israel being a land for Jews to preserve their culture, values, philosophy, multiple languages and heritage, which includes their ethnic group. We're all envious here in quasi-atheist cultural void muttland.

19 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
Brick-House     

Party Boy: Its a region with a high population density, one of the highest in the world. It s home to hundreds of thousands of Palestinian refugees from the 1948 and 1967 conflicts.


Time to cull the herd?

19 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
mat catastrophe     
He's getting soft. He never used to flinch like that in Serbia when he was on Channel 1

19 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
bhcompy     

cabbyman: You'd think his gaydar would have alerted him to the incoming missle..


Only if it was headed for his rectum

19 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
Dr.Mxyzptlk.     
Not the first phallic shape object to explode in front of him.
//or behind.

19 Nov 2012 10:20 AM
oakleym82     
Wow this is the most fail-filled thread I've seen on Fark in all my years.

Several of you will now appear in red.

/not gay
//shouldn't matter

19 Nov 2012 10:20 AM
spentmiles     
I remember being deep in the shiat with Anderson while filming a piece in Beruit. We were balls deep in enemy territory and we were even taking it up the ass from friendly fire in the rear. We were supposed to be in and out of that stinking, muddy fark hole, but Cooper refused to pull out until he had his shots.

I recall hm driving our jeep through an area under heavy enemy load. Shells are dropping to our left and right. Anderson is literally about to lose control of his bowels, driving like a god damned maniac.

I screamed, "ANDERSON! GO STRAIGHT! YOU'RE TURNING INTO THE RAVINE! GO STRAIGHT!"

And he screams, "I CAN'T! I CAN'T DO THAT!"

Then it dawned on me -- the way he ate foot long hot dogs without chewing them, the little baggy of men's feces he carried and sniffed, the way he travelled into war zones with more hair products than sense. He was right - he couldn't go straight.

So I screamed, "GOD DAMN IT ANDERSON! GO GAYLY FORWARD!"

He straighted out the jeep and we made it to the pick up to catch the chopper home. He couldn't look me in the eyes as we flew home. He just kept rubbing that popscile on the back of his throat. Son of a biatch.

19 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
bhcompy     

oakleym82: Wow this is the most fail-filled thread I've seen on Fark in all my years.

Several of you will now appear in red.

/not gay
//shouldn't matter


Says the guy sitting in a ballsack

19 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
cheezitmojo     
Wait, wouldn't Prismatic Sphere protect him from all sorts of stuff like this? Isn't there a saving throw or something?

19 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
oakleym82     

bhcompy: oakleym82: Wow this is the most fail-filled thread I've seen on Fark in all my years.

Several of you will now appear in red.

/not gay
//shouldn't matter

Says the guy sitting in a ballsack


at least i have the balls to put up a pic douche

and it was a swing i put up for my buddy's kid

19 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
OniExpress    [TotalFark]  

bhcompy: cabbyman: You'd think his gaydar would have alerted him to the incoming missle..

Only if it was headed for his rectum


I'm not saying it damn near killed him, butt closer than I would come to a hole like that.

19 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
seadoo2006     

spentmiles: I remember being deep in the shiat with Anderson while filming a piece in Beruit. We were balls deep in enemy territory and we were even taking it up the ass from friendly fire in the rear. We were supposed to be in and out of that stinking, muddy fark hole, but Cooper refused to pull out until he had his shots.

I recall hm driving our jeep through an area under heavy enemy load. Shells are dropping to our left and right. Anderson is literally about to lose control of his bowels, driving like a god damned maniac.

I screamed, "ANDERSON! GO STRAIGHT! YOU'RE TURNING INTO THE RAVINE! GO STRAIGHT!"

And he screams, "I CAN'T! I CAN'T DO THAT!"

Then it dawned on me -- the way he ate foot long hot dogs without chewing them, the little baggy of men's feces he carried and sniffed, the way he travelled into war zones with more hair products than sense. He was right - he couldn't go straight.

So I screamed, "GOD DAMN IT ANDERSON! GO GAYLY FORWARD!"

He straighted out the jeep and we made it to the pick up to catch the chopper home. He couldn't look me in the eyes as we flew home. He just kept rubbing that popscile on the back of his throat. Son of a biatch.


I hate you so god damned much ... hahahahahahaha. You owe me a new keyboard.

19 Nov 2012 10:26 AM
bhcompy     

oakleym82: bhcompy: oakleym82: Wow this is the most fail-filled thread I've seen on Fark in all my years.

Several of you will now appear in red.

/not gay
//shouldn't matter

Says the guy sitting in a ballsack

at least i have the balls to put up a pic douche

and it was a swing i put up for my buddy's kid


I'm just breakin' your balls, man.

19 Nov 2012 10:26 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

oakleym82: Wow this is the most fail-filled thread I've seen on Fark in all my years.


What, all 20 of them?

19 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
LasersHurt     

Loren: Look at it with Google maps, satellite view. There's lots of open territory.

That's not where the rockets come from, though--Hamas wants civilian casualties.


Yes, that's the ONLY reason someone wouldn't set up in the middle of an open field.

19 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
KellyKellyKelly     

mat catastrophe: He's getting soft. He never used to flinch like that in Serbia when he was on Channel 1


Is Rawley Valverde gonna hafta smack a biatch?

/had such a crush on those two

19 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
haterade     
Sounded like outgoing fire..

19 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
Jacobin     
They wouldn't shoot at Wolf Blitzer....

19 Nov 2012 10:28 AM
oakleym82     

bhcompy:

I'm just breakin' your balls, man.


right on, we cool, just sick of some of the shiat people post here under a veil of anonymity. not saying i haven't done similar things in the past, just saying.

19 Nov 2012 10:28 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

Jacobin: They wouldn't shoot at Wolf Blitzer....


You mean Howitzer Explosion-Guy?

19 Nov 2012 10:28 AM
bim1154     

oakleym82: Wow this is the most fail-filled thread I've seen on Fark in all my years.

Several of you will now appear in red.

/not gay
//shouldn't matter


You've been on Fark since 2005 and you call this "the most fail-filled thread"? You just have slept through the past 7 years.

19 Nov 2012 10:29 AM
bim1154     

bim1154: oakleym82: Wow this is the most fail-filled thread I've seen on Fark in all my years.

Several of you will now appear in red.

/not gay
//shouldn't matter

You've been on Fark since 2005 and you call this "the most fail-filled thread"? You just must have slept through the past 7 years.


19 Nov 2012 10:30 AM
jaybeezey     

oakleym82: Wow this is the most fail-filled thread I've seen on Fark in all my years.

Several of you will now appear in red.

/not gay
//shouldn't matter


19 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
hdhale     
If you watch over his left shoulder, you can see a building in back of him light up with an orange glow just before the sound of the explosion. Whatever the Israelis hit, it was to his front left.

Point this out in hopes that Israeli gunners will better target Hamas, not so much Mr. Cooper, though if he weren't to become collateral damage, it would make great television.

19 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
jaybeezey     

oakleym82: Wow this is the most fail-filled thread I've seen on Fark in all my years.

Several of you will now appear in red.

/not gay
//shouldn't matter


Your panties, you should unbunch them.

19 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
Bit'O'Gristle     
Asinine? How about raining missiles down on gaza, missile for missile. I love how people derp about the Israelis shooting back after hamas rains down missiles on their civilians. I'm actually surprised that Israel hasn't started a ground assault.

19 Nov 2012 10:35 AM
shpritz     

LasersHurt: Loren: Look at it with Google maps, satellite view. There's lots of open territory.

That's not where the rockets come from, though--Hamas wants civilian casualties.

Yes, that's the ONLY reason someone wouldn't set up in the middle of an open field.


I'm not a fan of my government's policies towards the Palestinians, but let's be honest here, it is the MAIN reason they do it.

19 Nov 2012 10:35 AM
deffuse     

Bit'O'Gristle: Asinine? How about raining missiles down on gaza, missile for missile. I love how people derp about the Israelis shooting back after hamas rains down missiles on their civilians. I'm actually surprised that Israel hasn't started a ground assault.


If they could do it soon it would be nice - there's not much on TV tonight.

19 Nov 2012 10:36 AM
Headso     
you could do worse than bombing social conservative cavemen I guess...

19 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
Tyrone Slothrop    [TotalFark]  

sodomizer: Loren: That's not where the rockets come from, though--Hamas wants civilian casualties.

That way, Hamas gets to play the victim, despite being named for a king known for his having plotted to kill all the Jews in Persia.

Hamas' reasoning is like this: if they launch missiles from a schoolyard, it's win-win. Israel either decides it can't retaliate, in which case they keep firing missiles, or it does retaliate, in which case they have dead children to show the useful idiots in the Western media, who mostly hate Israel anyway.

Why do they hate Israel? In Israel, you have what modern nations do not: an identity, a purpose and a shared values system. That comes from Israel being a land for Jews to preserve their culture, values, philosophy, multiple languages and heritage, which includes their ethnic group. We're all envious here in quasi-atheist cultural void muttland.


Or it's got something to do with their land being stolen and their people being forced into refugee camps.

19 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
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