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   DUI bust: Man racing home to his nine cats claimed ties to Pablo Escobar, bribed lawman and told deputy had killed people in the past

19 Nov 2012 10:23 AM   |   2895 clicks   |   Sun Sentinel
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texdent    [TotalFark]  
The deputy had killed people in the past or the nutcase had killed people in the past?

19 Nov 2012 10:28 AM
lenfromak    [TotalFark]  
Having nine cats is a special brand of crazy.

19 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
kannonball     

texdent: The deputy had killed people in the past or the nutcase had killed people in the past?

 

Actually, the nine cats had ties to Pablo Escobar, and the cats bribed the lawman. The lawman then told the deputy he had killed people in the past.

19 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
cgraves67     

kannonball: texdent: The deputy had killed people in the past or the nutcase had killed people in the past? 

Actually, the nine cats had ties to Pablo Escobar, and the cats bribed the lawman. The lawman then told the deputy he had killed people in the past.


9 cats bribed the sheriff, but they did not bribe the deputy?

19 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
numb3r5ev3n     
So this guy was basically trying to be an Internet Tough Guy IRL to some cops and it didn't work? Well I'm shocked.

19 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
Tex570     
Was it the dude from entourage?

19 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
Hawnkee     
But are the cats ok?

19 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
maxximillian     

kannonball: texdent: The deputy had killed people in the past or the nutcase had killed people in the past? 

Actually, the nine cats had ties to Pablo Escobar, and the cats bribed the lawman. The lawman then told the deputy he had killed people in the past.


No nine of his cats claimed ties to Pablo Escobar who bribed lawmen, that lawmen killed people in the past but in the end they sent him to a different parallell universe to be with his wife again.

19 Nov 2012 11:02 AM
WordsnCollision     
Was he charged with a salt and battery?

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19 Nov 2012 11:03 AM
Clemkadidlefark     
Was in the bath with salt?

19 Nov 2012 11:15 AM
cryinoutloud     
John McAfee went to Florida? He's totally going to get whacked now.

19 Nov 2012 12:01 PM
Eckyhade     
Why do journalist always spell Colombia wrong?

19 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
i upped my meds-up yours     

cgraves67: kannonball: texdent: The deputy had killed people in the past or the nutcase had killed people in the past? 

Actually, the nine cats had ties to Pablo Escobar, and the cats bribed the lawman. The lawman then told the deputy he had killed people in the past.

9 cats bribed the sheriff, but they did not bribe the deputy?


The deputy had the dog. Dog not like kittehz. Grrrrrrr.

19 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
offmymeds     
The release stated Chaney told the deputy he'd smuggled cocaine into the country from Columbia, had been involved with Pablo Escobar and had killed people in the past. He also told the deputy that he should fear him.

Then Chaney made an offer the deputy could refuse: Chany said the contract he has with Key West is worth 14-million dollars and he offered the deputy a deal -- $30,000 if the deputy would tamper with the results of his breathalyzer test, according to the release.


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19 Nov 2012 12:19 PM
Mega Steve     

Rufus Lee King: Obviously this poor guy was pulled over because Obama won the election and the deputy was angry about it...oh, wait, that won't work this time, will it?


Don't you realize that Fartbongo is the cause of every ill that has befallen mankind? He keeps using that damned time machine and ruining everything! WAKE UP PEOPLE!

19 Nov 2012 02:46 PM
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