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unlikely: Again, I really want to know why it matters who he puts his penis in.
PainInTheASP: They're not just supposed to shoot the bastards, they're supposed to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads on their tanks. They're supposed to murder those lousy Afghan bastards by the bushel.
Slaxl: we need Generals that are psychotic in their drive to kill enemy soldiers and subjugate enemy nations...and hear the lamentation of their women?
sigdiamond2000: By LUCIAN K. TRUSCOTT IV
GAT_00: Yeah, we need more General LeMays running around, that's the problem.
cmunic8r99: The fact is that none of our generals have led us to a victory since men like Patton and my grandfather, Lucian King Truscott Jr., stormed the beaches of North Africa and southern France with blood in their eyes and military murder on their minds.I guess Schwarzkopf and Horner were just sitting around the desert with their thumbs up their butts.
sammyk: I've got just the man for the job![4.bp.blogspot.com image 314x244]His precious bodily fluids are secure sir!
amindtat: [i.imgur.com image 500x376]
Fark Rye For Many Whores: [media.cinemasquid.com image 824x464]
probesport: I wanna, I wanna kill.Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth
RexTalionis: [i1212.photobucket.com image 500x693]
I_C_Weener: unlikely: Again, I really want to know why it matters who he puts his penis in. If a man charged with keeping our highest level foreign secrets can't keep a secret, much less avoid temptation, then he probably shouldn't get a top secret clearance much less head of the CIA. But, that said, I don't really care about the sleeping with part. I'm more interested in the web of women with high end Washingtonians. The story is fascinating if nothing more.
dramboxf: His grandfather was Kind of A Big Deal during WWII, and I believe he himself graduated West Point.
AcneVulgaris: Agreed. We've been at war for more than 10 years, and haven't even killed a million people.However we've pissed off a billion people that we will probably need to kill later, but who will die of old age due to our inefficiency.
I_C_Weener: Also...there is the Bhengazi thing...where the General's vagina said that the CIA was keeping prisoners...which it isn't supposed to be doing. And that the attack on the consulate was related to prisoners. So, yeah, his pillow talk is now a state security risk.
KentuckyBob: [www.leadership-with-you.com image 332x450]Ain't laughing
groppet: AcneVulgaris: Agreed. We've been at war for more than 10 years, and haven't even killed a million people.However we've pissed off a billion people that we will probably need to kill later, but who will die of old age due to our inefficiency.Dont forget old age there is in their 40s.
Rapmaster2000: More bombs would have made them become a free market economy with one-party rule... sooner.
sodomizer: Rapmaster2000: More bombs would have made them become a free market economy with one-party rule... sooner.You really think that's what that war was about?Really.
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