Meh, no different than those 6ft Pixie Stix. That stuff is worse than cocaine for a kid

You know what? Good on the guy who made the mistake. He actually went out looking for the kids so he could warn them about what he had accidentally given him.

Dammit. I totally went to the wrong houses as a kid.

/Helluva drug
//fark YO COUCH!

Daddy, why is my mouf oing nub?

Rincewind53: You know what? Good on the guy who made the mistake. He actually went out looking for the kids so he could warn them about what he had accidentally given him.

But he wasn't going to ask for it back...just warn them so they could make their own decisions.

dude dressed as Scarface wasn't a clue?!

Hey, it was candy!...


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BOLIVIAN NOSE CANDY..



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Fun dip X a brazillion?

jaylectricity: Rincewind53: You know what? Good on the guy who made the mistake. He actually went out looking for the kids so he could warn them about what he had accidentally given him.

But he wasn't going to ask for it back...just warn them so they could make their own decisions.

Well, yeah - but last time I tried to extract narcotics from the bloodstream of children the parents got all uptight for some reason. I mean what the hell, man.

apprentice panel beater

Dafuq?

Hack Patooey: apprentice panel beater

Dafuq?

It is the step below journeyman panel beater. Don't you know anything?

How can you make a mistake like that.
Must have been drunk.

It's not the coke that bothers me.. It's that dad was ok with his kids taking candy that had to be clawed out of someones pants pocket.. Like seriously.. That should have been your first and only clue that maybe you should gather up your kids and try the next house.

Hack Patooey

apprentice panel beater

Dafuq?


He's an apprentice or junior guy in an auto body shop. Seriously.

MycroftHolmes: Hack Patooey: apprentice panel beater

Dafuq?

It is the step below journeyman panel beater. Don't you know anything?

I apparently don't know how to beat my panel correctly. Or something.

Why did he have the candy in his pocket? That's kinda gross

thank you subby

Dairy King: Why did he have the candy in his pocket? That's kinda gross

The gummy candy is much better when it is body temperature

Dairy King: Why did he have the candy in his pocket? That's kinda gross

That's how I give out candy on Halloween, but I let the kiddies dig it out for themselves. More fun that way.

Dairy King: Why did he have the candy in his pocket? That's kinda gross

cause he's got candy in his pocket, and the other one is giving a high five

MycroftHolmes: Hack Patooey: apprentice panel beater

Dafuq?

It is the step below journeyman panel beater. Don't you know anything?

came to see this covered.
/ex union thug

MycroftHolmes: Hack Patooey: apprentice panel beater

Dafuq?

It is the step below journeyman panel beater. Don't you know anything?

At least it's still better than unpaid intern panel beater.

Anyone know his address for next year?

MycroftHolmes: Dairy King: Why did he have the candy in his pocket? That's kinda gross

The gummy candy is much better when it is body temperature

styckx: It's not the coke that bothers me.. It's that dad was ok with his kids taking candy that had to be clawed out of someones pants pocket.. Like seriously.. That should have been your first and only clue that maybe you should gather up your kids and try the next house.

That would have set off my Spidey Sense as well. I would have immediately looked in the bag to see what it was he just gave them.

KrispyKritter: Dairy King: Why did he have the candy in his pocket? That's kinda gross

cause he's got candy in his pocket, and the other one is giving a high five

+2

I wonder if the cop dad could tell it was cocaine like I do, by the smell test...

Green immediately realised what had happened and went on foot, then by car, scouring the streets of Oldham nearby to find the youngsters.

In the guy's defense, it does seem like the guy is just stupid, not actually criminally irresponsible.

I, too, kind of question the whole getting-candy-from-the-pocket bit, though. Why would you have a single pocket's worth of candy for Halloween, does he normally only get 5-8 trick or treaters total?

KrispyKritter: Dairy King: Why did he have the candy in his pocket? That's kinda gross

cause he's got candy in his pocket, and the other one is giving a high five

It looked like a peace sign to me.

Maybe he knew the kids had gotten bad news, and wanted to help them kick the blues.

/she don't lie

I wonder if the kid used a razor blade that was hidden in an apple to chop it into rails?

Jim_Callahan: Green immediately realised what had happened and went on foot, then by car, scouring the streets of Oldham nearby to find the youngsters.

In the guy's defense, it does seem like the guy is just stupid, not actually criminally irresponsible.

I, too, kind of question the whole getting-candy-from-the-pocket bit, though. Why would you have a single pocket's worth of candy for Halloween, does he normally only get 5-8 trick or treaters total?

Unless of course he had a huge bag of sweets sewn into his trousers with a hole in the pocket for easy access.

This would save time going back and forth to the candy jar when the next kid shows up.

He would also have to ditch his underpants. That way, he can stabilise the sweets from moving around by tying it tightly with string to his mansack.

3-Pete?

Man, kids these days have got it made. We used to go to every house in town, and even then, there was only about a 50/50 shot of getting a dime-bag of shiatty Mexican ditch-weed.

Jim_Callahan: I, too, kind of question the whole getting-candy-from-the-pocket bit, though. Why would you have a single pocket's worth of candy for Halloween, does he normally only get 5-8 trick or treaters total?

It's England. They don't really "do" our American glutton holidays to the same extent that we do. There are some kids that go out and about but it's nothing compared to the spectacle here in the states. He probably just had the candy in his pockets for himself and when the doorbell rang got all flustered, and, like a typical idiot stoner, thought it would be a good idea to give it to the kids rather than just not answer the door or tell them he didn't have any.

That guy's story is total bullshiat.

Rincewind53: You know what? Good on the guy who made the mistake. He actually went out looking for the kids so he could warn them about what he had accidentally given him.

Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back; cocaine

bwilson27: That guy's story is total bullshiat.

So he gave away $300 worth of coke for free just to fark with some kids?

Shaggy_C: Jim_Callahan: I, too, kind of question the whole getting-candy-from-the-pocket bit, though. Why would you have a single pocket's worth of candy for Halloween, does he normally only get 5-8 trick or treaters total?

It's England. They don't really "do" our American glutton holidays to the same extent that we do. There are some kids that go out and about but it's nothing compared to the spectacle here in the states. He probably just had the candy in his pockets for himself and when the doorbell rang got all flustered, and, like a typical idiot stoner, thought it would be a good idea to give it to the kids rather than just not answer the door or tell them he didn't have any.

I guess it's possible, but... were someone to write that out as fiction, I'd call the plot contrived. I mean, I've done dumber shiat under the influence, but stack that probability on the probability of the kids randomly picking his house, of the group being chaperoned by a cop... hm. Seems like a stretch.

Everyone's so Green Lantern!

Ha. That reminds me of something that happened a few years ago. Apparently in the postal service, items that have been unclaimed in the dead letter section for a certain amount of time can be claimed by postal employees. Nearing one Halloween, a mailman took advantage of that perk to snag a box of Snickers "fun-size" bars, thinking he could pass them out to the kids, which he did.

At some point after that, he had a visit from the police. Seems the candy bars were actually little bricks of weed in disguise that some dealer was shipping to his buyer. It was undeliverable, and the dealer was smart enough not to use a real return address, hence the dead letter. The guy was exonerated, but some kids got a great treat that night.

genner: w can you make a mistake like that.
Must have been drunk.

Dairy King: Why did he have the candy in his pocket? That's kinda gross

BECAUSE HE WAS ON DRUGS

/Don't tell nobody!

Trick or treat coke!

Grossly foolhardy indeed.

Spam Pajamas: bwilson27: That guy's story is total bullshiat.

So he gave away $300 worth of coke for free just to fark with some kids?

Probably. Coke heads are stupid.