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   Attorney devoted to spreading the Gospel to be thrown into lions' den for exercising her God-given right to take underage teens to Canada to get high and make porn

19 Nov 2012 06:05 PM   |   22558 clicks   |   Concord Monitor
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TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  
Ahh, the American Dream.

19 Nov 2012 03:17 PM
dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  
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19 Nov 2012 03:18 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
From that pic, it appears the dyke is about to break

19 Nov 2012 03:24 PM
DrRatchet     
What good is being "forgiven" if you have nothing to be forgiven for?

19 Nov 2012 03:26 PM
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  
I would also accept:

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or, alternatively,

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19 Nov 2012 03:28 PM
DrRatchet     
she told FBI agents that they would find a loaded pistol under her mattress. Agents didn't find that gun,

Someone is trying to look out for her. And that person is a fool.

19 Nov 2012 03:31 PM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  

DrRatchet: she told FBI agents that they would find a loaded pistol under her mattress. Agents didn't find that gun,

Someone is trying to look out for her. And that person is a fool.


Good thought. I couldn't figure that piece out.

19 Nov 2012 03:46 PM
AbbeySomeone     
There is something hinky about this whole deal.

19 Nov 2012 04:09 PM
gopher321    [TotalFark]  
Canada - the new San Fernando Valley.


/bow-chika-bow-bow-eh-eh

19 Nov 2012 04:18 PM
unlikely     

AbbeySomeone: There is something hinky about this whole deal.


Define "hinky"

19 Nov 2012 04:37 PM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
"The power of Christ compels you...to do X and pose nekkid for me!"

19 Nov 2012 04:57 PM
Gwendolyn    [TotalFark]  
The more you feel the need to shout out your religion the more I find you have something to hide.

19 Nov 2012 05:07 PM
AirForceVet    [TotalFark]  
FTA: On Biron's Facebook page, which was taken down in recent weeks, she had listed the Bible as her favorite book.

When I want to know how to make realistic, believable child porn, I also look in the Holy Bible.

/Just kidding.
//About the child porn, that is.

19 Nov 2012 05:25 PM
Because People in power are Stupid     
I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

19 Nov 2012 05:31 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.


I've heard the same about foxholes

19 Nov 2012 05:39 PM
cretinbob    [TotalFark]  
Which puppet is she?

19 Nov 2012 05:45 PM
slayer199    [TotalFark]  
Prediction for the thread:

Female attorney got it on with teenage boys and girls: HOT

***Looks at pic***

SHE SHOULD BE PUT AWAY FOR LIFE!!!!

19 Nov 2012 05:51 PM
BSABSVR     

AirForceVet: FTA: On Biron's Facebook page, which was taken down in recent weeks, she had listed the Bible as her favorite book.

When I want to know how to make realistic, believable child porn, I also look in the Holy Bible.

/Just kidding.
//About the child porn, that is.


Maybe her thing was Lot's daughters.

19 Nov 2012 05:56 PM
Because People in power are Stupid     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes


Definitely not true.

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19 Nov 2012 06:02 PM
Flragnararch     
Shouldn't put her in the Lion's den either - name of an adult store in my area.

/who seriously shops at stores anymore, all the good stuff is online.

19 Nov 2012 06:08 PM
russsssman     
liberal in sheeps clothing.

19 Nov 2012 06:11 PM
ProfessorOhki     
∎Biron sent a threatening text message to the person who turned her in to the police, advising him he would have to watch his back "FOR EVER."

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MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes


Not at all; everyone soldier with his head down has come to terms with the fact no divine being looking out for him.

19 Nov 2012 06:11 PM
GranoblasticMan     

Flragnararch: Shouldn't put her in the Lion's den either - name of an adult store in my area.

/who seriously shops at stores anymore, all the good stuff is online.


Yeah, but when you shop online, you can't try it before you buy it.

19 Nov 2012 06:12 PM
Max Awesome     
Typical anti-gay pervert.

If anybody these days spends time squealing about "Teh evil gayz!!!" it just means they're trying to distract you from their own perverse crimes.

19 Nov 2012 06:13 PM
Contribution Corsair     
Well there goes my business model plans.

Back to the acceptable crimes like cattle rustling.

19 Nov 2012 06:16 PM
Need Help Soonish     
From the comments...

MaryM232 wrote:

Pedophiles seek out places, jobs, relationships where they can gain access to children. They infiltrated the priesthood, they become teachers, coaches, they get involved as leaders in scouting, all to gain trust and access so they can molest children. This lesbian pedophile sought out her job, deliberately, to hide behind the trust given to a religious legal organization or law firm. Are you aware that the Girl Scouts of the US organization is now indoctrinating Girl Scouts to view adults molesting them as as "consensual sex" and that they shouldn't tell their parents.


O.o

19 Nov 2012 06:16 PM
KrispyKritter     

GranoblasticMan: Flragnararch: Shouldn't put her in the Lion's den either - name of an adult store in my area.

/who seriously shops at stores anymore, all the good stuff is online.

Yeah, but when you shop online, you can't try it before you buy it.


true that. adult store brick & mortar = willing folks in parking lot, good times fun.

19 Nov 2012 06:18 PM
Treygreen13     

Need Help Soonish: From the comments...

MaryM232 wrote:

Pedophiles seek out places, jobs, relationships where they can gain access to children. They infiltrated the priesthood, they become teachers, coaches, they get involved as leaders in scouting, all to gain trust and access so they can molest children. This lesbian pedophile sought out her job, deliberately, to hide behind the trust given to a religious legal organization or law firm. Are you aware that the Girl Scouts of the US organization is now indoctrinating Girl Scouts to view adults molesting them as as "consensual sex" and that they shouldn't tell their parents.

O.o


Well, duh. Have you been to a girl scout meeting? As soon as they walk in, bang - every one of 'em gets molested. Then they do roll call. Pretty standard.

19 Nov 2012 06:18 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

ProfessorOhki: ∎Biron sent a threatening text message to the person who turned her in to the police, advising him he would have to watch his back "FOR EVER."

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MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

Not at all; everyone soldier with his head down has come to terms with the fact no divine being looking out for him.


Yeah... had the same thought

19 Nov 2012 06:18 PM
Dahnkster     
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Blessed are the cheese sleaze makers.

19 Nov 2012 06:19 PM
GungFu     
And no-one has asked whether the teen was hawt or not?

Are the times a-changing on Fark?

19 Nov 2012 06:19 PM
FloydA     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes


It's true. I'm an atheist and I have never, ever had sex with any small mammals.

19 Nov 2012 06:20 PM
wildcardjack     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes


But that's an argument against foxholes.

Atheists tend not to rob or murder that much. And we don't have any religiously driven kinks about sexuality, at least after a while.

19 Nov 2012 06:20 PM
Contribution Corsair     

FloydA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

It's true. I'm an atheist and I have never, ever had sex with any small mammals.


See how I know you're just agnostic and not atheist?

19 Nov 2012 06:20 PM
ariosto     
Welp, I know this should go without saying, but the comments on that story are horrifying.

19 Nov 2012 06:21 PM
Bag of Hammers     

slayer199: Prediction for the thread:

Female attorney got it on with teenage boys and girls: HOT

***Looks at pic***

SHE SHOULD BE PUT AWAY FOR LIFE!!!!




Well sort of, I just questioned the use of the 'sick' tag then clicked the link and went "yeah, OK, sick tag". What do I win.

19 Nov 2012 06:22 PM
HotWingConspiracy     
The police began investigating Biron about a week before that when a man came into the Manchester Police Department and reported that he had seen pornography on her computer

That's all that is required for a search, eh?

19 Nov 2012 06:23 PM
pottie     
She sounds like one of those "Oh god, oh god...OH GOD" Christians.

19 Nov 2012 06:24 PM
cc_rider    [TotalFark]  
Even worse, here's the "Christian" legal group this nut job was working for: Link

She served on board of directors for religious schools in Manchester, NH: Link

Way to go, fundies! As long as we don't have secular schools and the scourge of teh evil gay marriage, what's a little CP and crossing the US border to exploit a minor, amirite?

19 Nov 2012 06:25 PM
Crotchrocket Slim     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: From that pic, it appears the dyke is about to break


You make me consider paying Drew $5 just to sponsor you for another month

Note: I don't out of principle, but you make me question my principle now.

19 Nov 2012 06:26 PM
badhatharry    [TotalFark]  
It's scary what's going on in this country. Imagine if a Jew or Muslim were treated this way in a newspaper report.

19 Nov 2012 06:32 PM
Elegy     
Biron sent a threatening text message to the person who turned her in to the police, advising him he would have to watch his back "FOR EVER."

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19 Nov 2012 06:33 PM
Dahnkster     
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Pray for her.....mmph, unk, bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Laying on of hands. bwahahahahaha Canada? By their fruits, ye shall snow them. Christian lawyer? Stop it, you're killing billing me. Ecstasy, marijuana and cocaine? Let he who is without sin, throw the worst stone.

19 Nov 2012 06:33 PM
Butthurted     
So which commandment sez: "Thou shall not pack a weekend bag of ecstasy, coke and pot with a camcorder and a polaroid and take a road trip to Canada with some underage kids and film them while making sexy time"??? I ain't seen it misspelled on any monument in front of any Southern state's courthouses.

/Where's your Messiah now, Flanders?

19 Nov 2012 06:33 PM
Sofa King Smart     

DrRatchet: What good is being "forgiven" if you have nothing to be forgiven for?


along the same lines... Jesus already died for your sins... so, if you don't sin... then Jesus died for nothing.

19 Nov 2012 06:34 PM
olddinosaur     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: From that pic, it appears the dyke is about to break


You win the thread.

19 Nov 2012 06:35 PM
tko78     
"The police began investigating Biron about a week before that when a man came into the Manchester Police Department and reported that he had seen pornography on her computer, according to Captain Nick Willard. Officers received a search warrant and executed it at Biron's 42 Pratt Court home in Manchester on Oct. 9."

Does this scare all of you Farkers as much as it scares me? I'm hoping this is shoddy reporting and not some new legal standard for obtaining a search warrant for my (your) computer.

19 Nov 2012 06:35 PM
Butthurted     

Because People in power are Stupid: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes

Definitely not true.

[www.bobmeyers.com image 800x446]


Did you intentionally use a picture of Denver's (formerly) most famous Gay bar?

19 Nov 2012 06:36 PM
Raw_fishFood     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Because People in power are Stupid: I should point out that Atheists are statistically under-represented in prisons meaning that for the segment of the population that they represent -that same percentage is not represented by the prison population.

I've heard the same about foxholes


As my atheist friend who was a soldier in Iraq said after he was shot at and his commander asked him "Do you believe in god now?"

"No, but I sure do believe in body armor."

19 Nov 2012 06:36 PM
smeag0l     
Another family values conservative.

19 Nov 2012 06:37 PM
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