oohhh, that .00 makes the number so much bigger

So what do you think? Meth? Heroin? Prescription painkillers? Drugs had to have been involved in this.

To ring.

Shocking. Positively shocking.

She couldn't have just, you know, asked nicely? Sheesh.

iheartscotch: Shocking. Positively shocking.

To Tesla, indubitably.

Apos: She couldn't have just, you know, asked nicely? Sheesh.

Already did twice over.

DON'T TAZE ME HOE, DON'T TAZE ME ***aaaaaaaack!*******

Ambivalence: So what do you think? Meth? Heroin? Prescription painkillers? Drugs had to have been involved in this.

She's pregnant. I'm going with hormones.

Apos: She couldn't have just, you know, asked nicely? Sheesh.

She did ask her mother nicely. She told her it was her birthday.

I love family gatherings around the holidays.

No cents.

"Give me the Precious, mother."

Fano: Apos: She couldn't have just, you know, asked nicely? Sheesh.

She did ask her mother nicely. She told her it was her birthday.

*snert*

Indubitably: iheartscotch: Shocking. Positively shocking.

To Tesla, indubitably.

Yar; Alternating Current be a harsh mistress.

Thanksgiving dinner is going to be a bit awkward this year.

And not even in a murdery neighborhood. Oh Chicago.

Three weeks ago...

Clit TV?

/DRTFA

rbuzby: No cents.

Like school on Sunday... no class.

I wondered what happened to that singer from the Crash Test Dummies!

Ryker's Peninsula: rbuzby: No cents.

Like school on Sunday... no class.

Hey, now we know Dee's from "What's Happening" Fark login!

And if it's a diamond (see DeBeers market stranglehold + manipulation) the resale is what, $1000? Minus Pawn Shop cut and haggling... $500?

/jesus effing christ $40,000 ring
//priorities!

/It's electrifying.

Ambivalence: So what do you think? Meth? Heroin? Prescription painkillers? Drugs had to have been involved in this.

Crazy needs no meds or add-ins. Her eyes say "I will make sure you NEVER have a peaceful nights sleep with me around ever again.

"Give me the Precious, mother."


Came for this.

FTFA: "A Cook County judge has ordered Franck held in lieu of $300,000 bail."

Well, shiat. It's gonna take seven and a half tazings to scrape together that much bail!

Mom was positively shocked at watt her daughter was charged with.

So, legalize all drugs?

cleveoh: Ryker's Peninsula: rbuzby: No cents.

Like school on Sunday... no class.

Hey, now we know Dee's from "What's Happening" Fark login!

Like college football... NCAA... No Class At All

shot in the dark, fiancee is $loaded$ and future cash cow potential is just off the rails. cray cray apple of mama's eye can't see the forest for the trees, blows it on the quick grab. and i'm thinking $fiancee$ is re-thinking marrying mama at this point in time. WTG, baby girl. mama's so proud.

Yeah, my first, and a good one at that, to use the ole obligitory

Thanksgiving dinner is going to be a bit awkward this year

/awk on

Well I am sure her mother was shocked.

I could see the conversation when she takes it to the pawn shop..."yeah, that's forty grand retail. I got diamond rings coming out of my ass. I'll give you two hundred."

Fano: Apos: She couldn't have just, you know, asked nicely? Sheesh.

She did ask her mother nicely. She told her it was her birthday.

And yet, they got her a Malibu Barbie, not the ballerina one.

/The monsters
//They had to go
///Can't be obscure

/.This isn't the Julie Franck you've been looking for.
//.The force is strong with this one

Did anyone else somehow read that she took a stun gun to an engagement ring that she was given (from her mother?)

I should stop drinking now. Got it.

Amusement: /.This isn't the Julie Franck you've been looking for.
//.The force is strong with this one

I'lll forgive the duck-lips based simply on motorboatability.

But yea, her mug-shot makes me think meth is a new addition to her life. She's got a few beginner's pock-marks.

Well, I know someone's thanksgiving is going to be more awkward than usual.

Diamond engagement rings are incredibly stupid.

I spent two paychecks on my wife's.

I wish I had given her a synthetic ring and put the money away with even low compound interest for our children to go to school with. Or hell... for our retirement.

But no, I paid to promote diamond mining and vanity.

DownDaRiver: Yeah, my first, and a good one at that, to use the ole obligitory

Thanksgiving dinner is going to be a bit awkward this year

/awk on

Sigh.. this is what I get fro not proof reading better.

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Clit TV?

/DRTFA

Good grief... that was my impression, too. Not sure if I'm relieved or worried to know someone else saw that.

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I wondered what happened to that singer from the Crash Test Dummies!


Nice volley!