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   I said there's a serial killer on the loose in Brooklyn before it was cool to say there's a serial killer on the loose in Brooklyn

20 Nov 2012 02:19 AM   |   9323 clicks   |   CNN
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scott4long     
Qu'est-ce que c'est?

20 Nov 2012 02:21 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
How can they even tell?

20 Nov 2012 02:22 AM
Satanic_Hamster     
Well. Guess that there's going to be no sleep till Brooklyn takes care of this criminal.

20 Nov 2012 02:24 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
OMG. Mr President???

20 Nov 2012 02:24 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  

AverageAmericanGuy: OMG. Mr President???


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20 Nov 2012 02:28 AM
Linkster    [TotalFark]  
"Police said Sunday they wanted to talk with four "unknown individuals" seen on videotapes from security cameras in the area of the store between the time Rahmatollah was last known to be alive and the time his body was found."

/I'd like to buy a comma Pat.

20 Nov 2012 02:28 AM
Hector Remarkable     
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20 Nov 2012 02:28 AM
GungFu     
His brain is squirmin' like a toad...

20 Nov 2012 02:29 AM
Linkster    [TotalFark]  
OTOH, sounds like these guys didn't wanna "pay up"!

20 Nov 2012 02:29 AM
TheJoe03     
Is Brooklyn in the house?

20 Nov 2012 02:30 AM
pissedoffmick     
You want to be the new hot spot? You are going to get serial killers.

20 Nov 2012 02:31 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
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20 Nov 2012 02:32 AM
Snapper Carr     
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The reviews from Flight must be hitting Denzel pretty hard if he's going around offing people.

20 Nov 2012 02:34 AM
Juc     
Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.

20 Nov 2012 02:36 AM
pissedoffmick     

Juc: Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.


As opposed to being pleasantly stabbed with something more substantial.

20 Nov 2012 02:40 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

Linkster: OTOH, sounds like these guys didn't wanna "pay up"!


Refusing to pay protection money was my thought as well.


Juc: Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.


Apparently a .22 bullet has enough velocity to get into your skull but not enough to get out. You can imagine what happens then.

20 Nov 2012 02:42 AM
Linkster    [TotalFark]  

fusillade762: Linkster: OTOH, sounds like these guys didn't wanna "pay up"!

Refusing to pay protection money was my thought as well.


Juc: Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.

Apparently a .22 bullet has enough velocity to get into your skull but not enough to get out. You can imagine what happens then.


Pre-xactly!

20 Nov 2012 02:45 AM
KrispyKritter     
they should put the cast of Law & Order on this. they'd have it figured out in 24 minutes.

20 Nov 2012 02:49 AM
HBK     

fusillade762: Linkster: OTOH, sounds like these guys didn't wanna "pay up"!

Refusing to pay protection money was my thought as well.


Juc: Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.

Apparently a .22 bullet has enough velocity to get into your skull but not enough to get out. You can imagine what happens then.


That's why it's the mob-hitman's caliber of choice.

20 Nov 2012 02:51 AM
othmar     
they will use up all the money investigating it and i want get a pay raise.

20 Nov 2012 03:07 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste    [TotalFark]  

HBK: fusillade762: Linkster: OTOH, sounds like these guys didn't wanna "pay up"!

Refusing to pay protection money was my thought as well.


Juc: Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.

Apparently a .22 bullet has enough velocity to get into your skull but not enough to get out. You can imagine what happens then.

That's why it's the mob-hitman's caliber of choice.


Speaking of weapon of choice, I miss out Walken tag. =(

20 Nov 2012 03:25 AM
GentlemanJ     
Big deal, there's always a serial killer loose there...it's Brooklyn, FFS!

20 Nov 2012 03:25 AM
Mr. Ekshun     
He's shooting small business owners? Guess they should have reached for their bootstraps.

20 Nov 2012 03:28 AM
Now I Is!     

fusillade762: Apparently a .22 bullet has enough velocity to get into your skull but not enough to get out. You can imagine what happens then.


I wanna see that Mythbusted™ before beleve it.

20 Nov 2012 03:29 AM
Loucifer     

Mr. Ekshun: He's shooting small business owners? Guess they should have reached for their bootstraps.


You didn't kill that.

20 Nov 2012 04:01 AM
untaken_name     
At least we know they weren't shot to death, since guns are illegal in NYC.

/DNRTFA

20 Nov 2012 04:01 AM
pinchpoint     
Unimpressed:

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20 Nov 2012 05:00 AM
Wittenberg Dropout     
Wait, he's killing hipsters? I'm ok with this.

20 Nov 2012 05:30 AM
Coffee Snob     

AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: OMG. Mr President???


Well, he IS killing small business owners.

20 Nov 2012 05:42 AM
Coffee Snob     

fusillade762: Linkster: OTOH, sounds like these guys didn't wanna "pay up"!

Refusing to pay protection money was my thought as well.


Juc: Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.

Apparently a .22 bullet has enough velocity to get into your skull but not enough to get out. You can imagine what happens then.


He fixes the cable?

/amidoinitrite?

20 Nov 2012 05:43 AM
AaronSynn     
Serial killers who use guns are just soooo boring....

Chainsaws, machetes, butcher knives, even poison...That's interesting....

20 Nov 2012 05:44 AM
herrDrFarkenstein     

Uchiha_Cycliste: HBK: fusillade762: Linkster: OTOH, sounds like these guys didn't wanna "pay up"!

Refusing to pay protection money was my thought as well.


Juc: Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.

Apparently a .22 bullet has enough velocity to get into your skull but not enough to get out. You can imagine what happens then.

That's why it's the mob-hitman's caliber of choice.

Speaking of weapon of choice, I miss out Walken tag. =(


GAAAAAHHH, what movie is that 22 quote from? GoogleFu failure.

20 Nov 2012 05:59 AM
Summoner101     

Satanic_Hamster: Well. Guess that there's going to be no sleep till Brooklyn takes care of this criminal.


Hopefully the PD get it together and are able to prevent sabotage from girls.

20 Nov 2012 06:24 AM
jso2897     

HBK: fusillade762: Linkster: OTOH, sounds like these guys didn't wanna "pay up"!

Refusing to pay protection money was my thought as well.


Juc: Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.

Apparently a .22 bullet has enough velocity to get into your skull but not enough to get out. You can imagine what happens then.

That's why it's the mob-hitman's caliber of choice.


Exactly. Mommy's basement boys on Fark use .50 cal. Deagles. Real killers use .22s. It's the man behind the gun who makes it dangerous. A pussy with a gun in his hand is still a pussy.

20 Nov 2012 06:38 AM
jso2897     

Mr. Ekshun: He's shooting small business owners? Guess they should have reached for their bootstraps.


Who knew he would go this far in mis attempt to destroy capitalism forever?
Fart you, Damnbongo!

20 Nov 2012 06:40 AM
DaisyandSpot     
"the August 3 shooting death of Isaac Kadare, 59, who was killed in his store, Amazing 99 Cent Deals...Some money was taken in the first two killings, raising the possibility of violent robberies."

Do you think the register in the 99 cent store is just full of pennies?
This is probably how it went down:

'That will be 99 cents'
'Here's a dollar'
'Here's your change. Thank you, come again'
BANG, BANG, BANG!! - 'I'm taking all your damn pennies!'

Just a guess. I'm not a licensed detective or anything.

20 Nov 2012 06:44 AM
Andytimebomb     
.22 revolver won't leave messy scrathced up brass at the crime scene. A 10 shot 22 magnum with hollow points works well.... so I hear.

20 Nov 2012 07:11 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

Summoner101: Satanic_Hamster: Well. Guess that there's going to be no sleep till Brooklyn takes care of this criminal.

Hopefully the PD get it together and are able to prevent sabotage from girls.


They should certainly Ch-Check It Out. It takes Time To Build a case though. No one relishes the idea of Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun, and we've gotten 3 The Hard Way already. Hopefully NYPD will Get It Together and catch this guy.

20 Nov 2012 07:31 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

HBK: fusillade762: Linkster: OTOH, sounds like these guys didn't wanna "pay up"!

Refusing to pay protection money was my thought as well.


Juc: Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.

Apparently a .22 bullet has enough velocity to get into your skull but not enough to get out. You can imagine what happens then.

That's why it's the mob-hitman's caliber of choice.


Not just Mob hitmen. Guy I knew up in The 'Dacks who raised pigs would use a Colt Woodsman to dispatch them prior to butchering them. Single shot to the top of the skull invariably dropped them like a stone.

20 Nov 2012 07:37 AM
MrHappyRotter     
I once shot a shopkeeper with my .22. What he was doing with my .22, I'll never know.

20 Nov 2012 08:14 AM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  

Wittenberg Dropout: Wait, he's killing hipsters?


No, he's killing elderly shopkeepers.

20 Nov 2012 08:27 AM
Huntceet     
With the price of ammunition these day I'm not surprised. 22 = 4 cents each 9mm = 25 cents each, It's economics. I blame Bush.

20 Nov 2012 09:04 AM
DarkSoulNoHope     

Arkanaut: Wittenberg Dropout: Wait, he's killing hipsters?

No, he's killing elderly shopkeepers.


Elderly Arab or Arab-looking shopkeepers, makes me wonder if it's another one of those "post Obama election victory" crazies that's taking it out on people he despises.

20 Nov 2012 09:14 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

DarkSoulNoHope: Arkanaut: Wittenberg Dropout: Wait, he's killing hipsters?

No, he's killing elderly shopkeepers.

Elderly Arab or Arab-looking shopkeepers, makes me wonder if it's another one of those "post Obama election victory" crazies that's taking it out on people he despises.


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Dude looks like a typical Romney voter. I'm convinced.

20 Nov 2012 09:19 AM
DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  

AaronSynn: Serial killers who use guns are just soooo boring....

Chainsaws, machetes, butcher knives, even poison...That's interesting....


Feh. A true hipster serial killer would use something like a chakram:

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Or a Katara (also called a qatar):

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Or, if they were feeling really twee, a guisarme voluge voulge glaive guisarme:

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20 Nov 2012 09:21 AM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  

dittybopper: DarkSoulNoHope: Arkanaut: Wittenberg Dropout: Wait, he's killing hipsters?

No, he's killing elderly shopkeepers.

Elderly Arab or Arab-looking shopkeepers, makes me wonder if it's another one of those "post Obama election victory" crazies that's taking it out on people he despises.

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Dude looks like a typical Romney voter. I'm convinced.


The NPR report on this topic this morning was saying police wanted to talk to a balding middle-aged male. TFA just said there are four people that the police want to talk to, and didn't say anything about where the sketch comes from.

20 Nov 2012 09:27 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste    [TotalFark]  

herrDrFarkenstein: Uchiha_Cycliste: HBK: fusillade762: Linkster: OTOH, sounds like these guys didn't wanna "pay up"!

Refusing to pay protection money was my thought as well.


Juc: Killing people with a .22?
sounds unpleasant, like being stabbed to death by a butter knife.

Apparently a .22 bullet has enough velocity to get into your skull but not enough to get out. You can imagine what happens then.

That's why it's the mob-hitman's caliber of choice.

Speaking of weapon of choice, I miss out Walken tag. =(

GAAAAAHHH, what movie is that 22 quote from? GoogleFu failure.



It could be my blue heaven. frankly a lot of movies say it.

20 Nov 2012 09:54 AM
TheOtherDub     

20 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
trappedspirit     
Can someone explain the 'before it was cool' headline?

20 Nov 2012 10:11 AM
calm like a bomb     

trappedspirit: Can someone explain the 'before it was cool' headline?


Yes.

20 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
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