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   It's not unusual for a drunk man to try and ride a fatso when he leaves the bar. In this case, 'Fatso' is an 1,800 lb crocodile

20 Nov 2012 02:33 AM   |   3754 clicks   |   Time
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alienated     
1969 video 
/not subby

20 Nov 2012 01:35 AM
Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
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Approves.

/In fact, he says it happens every day. No matter what you say. 

20 Nov 2012 02:25 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
This is just another incident in the long line of problems caused by alcohol.

20 Nov 2012 02:35 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Oh, and he lived? That's too bad.

20 Nov 2012 02:38 AM
Buffet     
If "Fatso" decided to have a go with me - he'd be a pair of boots and a handbag now.

20 Nov 2012 02:43 AM
Bumblefark     
Pfftt...compared to what I've beer-goggled, a crocodile would be considered a good night.

(Did I just say that out loud?)

20 Nov 2012 02:44 AM
willyshorts     
I would rather ride a cock. ;)

20 Nov 2012 02:47 AM
Ol' Derpy Bastard     
Ah. Drunken crocodile wrangling. The National Sport of Australia.

20 Nov 2012 02:50 AM
KrispyKritter     
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hotlink

20 Nov 2012 02:54 AM
Pribar     
That is usually a self correcting problem ...

20 Nov 2012 03:07 AM
Gawdzila     
That's what happens when you ignore the signs...

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20 Nov 2012 03:18 AM
CruiserTwelve    [TotalFark]  
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20 Nov 2012 03:18 AM
Baron Harkonnen     
Here, hold my drink and watch this!

20 Nov 2012 03:28 AM
IceCube85     
*clicks on link*

*reads article*

*clicks on BBC link*

"13 July 2010"

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Not subby's fault though. The blame lies squarely on Time Magazine for making such a n00b mistake.

20 Nov 2012 03:49 AM
Prof. Frink     

Bumblefark: Pfftt...compared to what I've beer-goggled, a crocodile would be considered a good night.

(Did I just say that out loud?)


No sir, you did not.

At least the croc has a nice smile, if you're into British dentition I guess.

20 Nov 2012 03:52 AM
TasyRadiSkull     
Again?

BBC story from a few years back.

I did wonder why that story made the BBC's top 10 read yesterday...

20 Nov 2012 04:11 AM
TasyRadiSkull     

IceCube85: *clicks on link*

*reads article*

*clicks on BBC link*

"13 July 2010"

Not subby's fault though. The blame lies squarely on Time Magazine for making such a n00b mistake.


And that's my n00b mistake for not bothering to read through the whole comments before posting.

20 Nov 2012 04:12 AM
obamadidcoke     
The best part of this story is the picture of the smiling crocodile with what appears to be blood on it's teeth.

20 Nov 2012 04:13 AM
IceCube85     

TasyRadiSkull: IceCube85: *clicks on link*

*reads article*

*clicks on BBC link*

"13 July 2010"

Not subby's fault though. The blame lies squarely on Time Magazine for making such a n00b mistake.

And that's my n00b mistake for not bothering to read through the whole comments before posting.


Eh. No worries. It happens. :)

20 Nov 2012 04:23 AM
Bendal     
Does every northern Australian town have a crocodile park? Are the things that bloody common, or do you just round all of them up locally and put them in a pen?

20 Nov 2012 04:25 AM
libranoelrose    [TotalFark]  
Was he eaten?

20 Nov 2012 04:31 AM
Low Budget Dave     

IceCube85: "13 July 2010"


That's OK. Since I don't know, and don't care about, any of the people (or animals) involved, any news that I don't remember is just like new to me.

Using the same system, they could repeat news about "Men at Work" (or Madonna, for that matter) from as far back as 1980, and I would think to myself: "Huh. How about that."

20 Nov 2012 04:32 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
Riding Fatso?
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Giddyap!

20 Nov 2012 05:45 AM
Disgruntled Goat     
"...try AND ride...?"

STOP DOING THIS.

What are you trying and do?

Yes, it annoys me. Thanks for asking.

20 Nov 2012 05:57 AM
Jim_Callahan     
If you're not getting laid, getting awesome is an acceptable substitute in my book.

20 Nov 2012 06:28 AM
Albert911emt     

AverageAmericanGuy: This is just another incident in the long line of problems caused by alcohol.


Alcohol can also solve problems. I have several bottles at home waiting to help me with my problems ;)

20 Nov 2012 06:43 AM
corker     
Aussies are tough. I would have thought that they would try to mount a sheep like the Kiwis would.

/kidding

20 Nov 2012 06:47 AM
Dahnkster     
Interior Crocodile Alligator , I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

20 Nov 2012 06:48 AM
LoneVVolf     
Bleeding to death from gaping crocodile bite wounds, this heroic gentleman dragged himself BACK TO THE BAR to round out the evening.

20 Nov 2012 07:44 AM
Tarmangani     

Buffet: If "Fatso" decided to have a go with me - he'd be a pair of boots and a handbag now.


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20 Nov 2012 08:52 AM
Rhames     

20 Nov 2012 09:26 AM
vpb    [TotalFark]  

LoneVVolf: Bleeding to death from gaping crocodile bite wounds, this heroic gentleman dragged himself BACK TO THE BAR to round out the evening.


Well, it's Australia. I don't think that's unusual. Being thrown out of a pub for being too drunk? An Australian pub? That's unusual.

20 Nov 2012 09:36 AM
Genju     
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20 Nov 2012 11:16 AM
Optimal_Illusion     

Dahnkster: Interior Crocodile Alligator , I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.


Ha!

20 Nov 2012 05:54 PM
Buffet     

Tarmangani: Buffet: If "Fatso" decided to have a go with me - he'd be a pair of boots and a handbag now.

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Thanks for your support. Now I'm trying to place which movie those stills are from?

20 Nov 2012 06:16 PM
kg2095     

Ol' Derpy Bastard: Ah. Drunken crocodile wrangling. The National Sport of Australia.


Crocodiles are very nasty. Very nasty indeed. This happened just in the last few days - a 7 year old child eaten by one of these monsterous reptiles.

Girl 7 Taken by Croc in Australia

20 Nov 2012 06:21 PM
Tarmangani     

Buffet: Tarmangani: Buffet: If "Fatso" decided to have a go with me - he'd be a pair of boots and a handbag now.

[img2-2.timeinc.net image 300x400]

Thanks for your support. Now I'm trying to place which movie those stills are from?

   
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20 Nov 2012 07:31 PM
Buffet     

Tarmangani: Buffet: Tarmangani: Buffet: If "Fatso" decided to have a go with me - he'd be a pair of boots and a handbag now.

[img2-2.timeinc.net image 300x400]

Thanks for your support. Now I'm trying to place which movie those stills are from?   
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Thanks again. Ironically, I can't believe I forgot that? I always loved that movie.....: You are 'Y'oan Wilder??? LOL

21 Nov 2012 04:05 AM
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