Sorry, I ain't using my private parts as piranha bait.

Wow, that looks like the video I submitted days ago.

that would be a dumb way to die yeah.

Dumb Ways to Die. It's more than just a PSA about staying safe around train tracks

 

/Choose life?

OK, what's the SMART way to die then?

Skin diving with tanks you stole from the dentist,
Renting a basement apartment in Venice.
Mistaking a python for your favorite tie,
Hang gliding at night on the Fourth of July.
Smacking the ass of a big, drunken sailor,
Or telling your date's burly dad "Five bucks said I nail her."

-the undignified ways to die poem

that vid is hilarious.

/I thought it was safe to pry toast out of a toaster if the toaster wasn't on.... ???

traylor: OK, what's the SMART way to die then?

Best. PSA. Ever.

OH THANK YOU SUBBY!!!! i just got odd looks from my coworkers because of this vid :)
this is just awesome!

Dumb.

Like most "awareness raising" activities, basically an employment program for failed artists.

For the love of God, and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding!

/Don Hertzfeldt ripoff

It's safe to pry toast out of a toaster if it's UNPLUGGED, not simply turned off.

/More fun if it's plugged in
//Even more fun if it's about to shoot a flaming PopTart at your head while you're messing with it.

posicat: It's safe to pry toast out of a toaster if it's UNPLUGGED, not simply turned off.

/More fun if it's plugged in
//Even more fun if it's about to shoot a flaming PopTart at your head while you're messing with it.

you may have saved someone's life.

vonzales: /I thought it was safe to pry toast out of a toaster if the toaster wasn't on.... ???

You are betting your life on the notion that the Chinese manufacturer took the time to hide the hot wires from the probing forks of morons.

the kids got to play operation
the adults got to play toaster!!!!!

i told my kids many times

"many people have died trying to get the toast out with a fork"......

"use a knife its safer"!!

Dumbest way?

Watch this video, and stick knives in your eyes and ears.

Earworm

Good to know Edie Brickell is finally getting some work.

According to the Internets the voice is that of Emily Lubitz from the band Tinpan Orange

That's so very, very awesome.

Why don't they look, Ed? Why don't they look?

That tune will be in my head for the rest of the day. Good job.

Great stuff for the first minute.

redswingline: For the love of God, and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding!

/Don Hertzfeldt ripoff

Just because something reminds you of something else doesn't make it a ripoff...

Sure hope this doesn't go viral. Fark may never be the same. At least, we will still have Florida.

dennysgod: According to the Internets the voice is that of Emily Lubitz from the band Tinpan Orange

And she worked with Ollie McGill from The Cat Empire to make this. For anyone who hasn't heard of them but likes happy, fun, ska-like music, The Cat Empire are awesome. Check them out.

Home page. ^{(^)}

Youtube Search. ^{(^)}

/caught this video yesterday via a post from TCE on FaceBook
//awesome stuff :D