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   In case you were not aware, smacking Rusty the police horse's ass several times in a row while he's on duty will get you arrested

20 Nov 2012 07:02 AM   |   2783 clicks   |   Gainesville Sun
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DownDaRiver    [TotalFark]  
I'm bettin there's a number of Farkers around here that would like to know if licking Rustys balls would be OK

20 Nov 2012 01:34 AM
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SkunkWerks     
Unwise, unless you're Mongo.

www.theglobaldispatch.com

20 Nov 2012 07:05 AM
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solokumba     
media.avclub.com

20 Nov 2012 07:08 AM
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sno man    [TotalFark]  
Heh, one or two more times and you might get a Rusty hoof print where the old bat and balls used to be, getting arrested might be in your best interest at that point.

20 Nov 2012 07:08 AM
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tirob     
@subby: In the interest of clarity, headline should read, "...smacking Rusty, the police horse, in the ass..."

/any cops named Rusty out there?

20 Nov 2012 07:12 AM
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Onkel Buck     
i43.photobucket.com
Does not approve

20 Nov 2012 07:14 AM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
Not even a video?

Of all the police beatdown videos my favorite involves mounted police. Albeit, they just sat laughed and didn't take part in the beating.

20 Nov 2012 07:15 AM
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Hueg_Redd     
Would licking Rusty's balls be ok?

20 Nov 2012 07:16 AM
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Creoena     

tirob: @subby: In the interest of clarity, headline should read, "...smacking Rusty, the police horse, in the ass..."

/any cops named Rusty out there?


www.tokeofthetown.com

20 Nov 2012 07:17 AM
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Horses are such majestic creatures. Their sinuous bodies and firm musculature are perfect for running. Their haunches, round and firm, are almost woman-like.

Don't treat them bad.

20 Nov 2012 07:21 AM
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spentmiles     
"Agbede ran from police when they tried to take him into custody."

Officer Lard Ass caught a Kenyan on foot? Something tells me the horse was involved in the pursuit.

20 Nov 2012 07:25 AM
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BalugaJoe    [TotalFark]  
They have the rights that all policemen have.

20 Nov 2012 07:25 AM
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johnryan51    [TotalFark]  

BalugaJoe: They have the rights that all policemen have.


Aww, their going to steal my weed too.

20 Nov 2012 07:36 AM
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the_vegetarian_cannibal     
Oblig:

Link

20 Nov 2012 07:37 AM
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Petit_Merdeux     
So the horse has a donkey?

20 Nov 2012 07:40 AM
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1nsanilicious     

DownDaRiver: I'm bettin there's a number of Farkers around here that would like to know if licking Rustys balls would be OK


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I think that's called a Rusty Venture

20 Nov 2012 07:59 AM
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Freakin Rican     
but i love butternuts.....cup.....butter cup

20 Nov 2012 08:02 AM
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FeatheredSun     
Slutty beast was asking for it.

20 Nov 2012 08:14 AM
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OnlyM3     
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike.

The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." and proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

20 Nov 2012 08:19 AM
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ltdanman44     

Creoena: tirob: @subby: In the interest of clarity, headline should read, "...smacking Rusty, the police horse, in the ass..."

/any cops named Rusty out there?

[www.tokeofthetown.com image 502x278]


is roger goodell moonlighting as a cop?

20 Nov 2012 08:24 AM
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BronyMedic     
You want to do what to my ass?

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

No Sir, I don't; like it.

20 Nov 2012 08:30 AM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  

BronyMedic: You want to do what to my ass?

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x948]

No Sir, I don't; like it.


i217.photobucket.com

20 Nov 2012 08:37 AM
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sidgoop     
Came for the Beffareeno reference, and leaving satisfied, albeit a bit gassy.

20 Nov 2012 08:43 AM
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fappomatic     

AverageAmericanGuy: Horses are such majestic creatures. Their sinuous bodies and firm musculature are perfect for running. Their haunches, round and firm, are almost woman-like.


I'll be in my mare.

20 Nov 2012 08:48 AM
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Smackledorfer    [TotalFark]  

Because People in power are Stupid: BronyMedic: You want to do what to my ass?

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x948]

No Sir, I don't; like it.

[i217.photobucket.com image 441x538]


Coming from the guy who's profile claims he is an authoritarian-right version of Einstein. Sorry, but that is a much bigger reason to dismiss someone's posts than a goofy pony-fetish.

20 Nov 2012 08:54 AM
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bizwack     
img28.imageshack.us

20 Nov 2012 09:10 AM
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Spartacus Outlaw     
this happens at least once a year. The students get all drunk and one of them decides to smack the police horse. They usually punch them in the nose, though.

20 Nov 2012 09:11 AM
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BronyMedic     

Smackledorfer: Coming from the guy who's profile claims he is an authoritarian-right version of Einstein.


Wow. That's an impressive threadjack. You might want to recheck your label maker.

Right wing. That's funny. You made my morning.

20 Nov 2012 09:12 AM
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Neondistraction     

1nsanilicious: DownDaRiver: I'm bettin there's a number of Farkers around here that would like to know if licking Rustys balls would be OK

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I think that's called a Rusty Venture


No, you're thinking of a double frogman. A Rusty Venture involves a turkey baster and a bathtub.

20 Nov 2012 09:15 AM
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BronyMedic     

Neondistraction: No, you're thinking of a double frogman. A Rusty Venture involves a turkey baster and a bathtub.


No, no. You're thinking of the Jodie Foster. That's popular among the lesbian biker crowd.

A Rustie Venture involves something akin to Church of Fudge, mixed with a little Goatse, and a slight hint of Gary Coleman.

20 Nov 2012 09:16 AM
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Neondistraction     

BronyMedic: Smackledorfer: Coming from the guy who's profile claims he is an authoritarian-right version of Einstein.

Wow. That's an impressive threadjack. You might want to recheck your label maker.

Right wing. That's funny. You made my morning.


I don't think he was talking about you dude.

20 Nov 2012 09:17 AM
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Dampfplauderer     
upload.wikimedia.org

?

20 Nov 2012 09:21 AM
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MilesTeg     
2.bp.blogspot.com

20 Nov 2012 09:41 AM
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redmid17     

BronyMedic: Smackledorfer: Coming from the guy who's profile claims he is an authoritarian-right version of Einstein.

Wow. That's an impressive threadjack. You might want to recheck your label maker.

Right wing. That's funny. You made my morning.


Wait are you being serious? You can clearly type a full sentence, so you should be able to read too.

20 Nov 2012 09:41 AM
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LoneCoon     
He's lucky the horse didn't kick him in the chest.

20 Nov 2012 09:43 AM
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BronyMedic     

redmid17: Wait are you being serious? You can clearly type a full sentence, so you should be able to read too.


Apparantly it's a running theme on fark now to accuse me of being either a Right-winger, or Neocon. If he's not referring to me, I owe him an apology.

20 Nov 2012 09:55 AM
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redmid17     

BronyMedic: redmid17: Wait are you being serious? You can clearly type a full sentence, so you should be able to read too.

Apparantly it's a running theme on fark now to accuse me of being either a Right-winger, or Neocon. If he's not referring to me, I owe him an apology.


There's a reason why he was quoting another person's post...

20 Nov 2012 10:06 AM
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BronyMedic     

redmid17: BronyMedic: redmid17: Wait are you being serious? You can clearly type a full sentence, so you should be able to read too.

Apparantly it's a running theme on fark now to accuse me of being either a Right-winger, or Neocon. If he's not referring to me, I owe him an apology.

There's a reason why he was quoting another person's post...


Well, if this is the stupidest thing I do all day, I'm doing good.

Sorry everyone.

20 Nov 2012 10:10 AM
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Smackledorfer    [TotalFark]  

BronyMedic: Sorry everyone.


Well, as long as you feel bad.

Read peopleinpowerarestupid's bio.

20 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
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BronyMedic     

Smackledorfer: Read peopleinpowerarestupid's bio


That explains it. I have him ignored for 9/11 trutherism.

20 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
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Strix occidentalis     
I am really surprised the horse didn't kick. He must be either well trained or very patient.

20 Nov 2012 10:30 AM
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Chuck Wagon     
Couple years back I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. I was standing outside a bar and there was a policeman on a horse across the street. A drunk guy started petting the horse. The cop was watching the crowd and wasn't paying attention to the drunk guy. Anyway the drunk guy kept petting the horse further and futher towards the rear of the horse. Eventually he worked his hand underneath the horse's tail. Once he got his hand up there the horse reacted and the drunk guy stopped and wandered off.

The cop didn't notice any of this. I walked over and told the cop that this guy just felt up his horse's butt. He said that he had been working Mardi Gras for over a decade and he had never even heard of someone trying to do that. Unfortunately by that time the guy had already disappered into the crowd.

20 Nov 2012 11:34 AM
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1nsanilicious     

Chuck Wagon: Couple years back I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. I was standing outside a bar and there was a policeman on a horse across the street. A drunk guy started petting the horse. The cop was watching the crowd and wasn't paying attention to the drunk guy. Anyway the drunk guy kept petting the horse further and futher towards the rear of the horse. Eventually he worked his hand underneath the horse's tail. Once he got his hand up there the horse reacted and the drunk guy stopped and wandered off.

The cop didn't notice any of this. I walked over and told the cop that this guy just felt up his horse's butt. He said that he had been working Mardi Gras for over a decade and he had never even heard of someone trying to do that. Unfortunately by that time the guy had already disappered into the crowd.


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Did you atleast wash your hands before you told the police officer what you had just done?

20 Nov 2012 11:48 AM
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Khazar-Khum     

Strix occidentalis: I am really surprised the horse didn't kick. He must be either well trained or very patient.


The training they go through is epic.

20 Nov 2012 11:55 AM
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solokumba     

Chuck Wagon: Couple years back I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. I was standing outside a bar and there was a policeman on a horse across the street. A drunk guy started petting the horse. The cop was watching the crowd and wasn't paying attention to the drunk guy. Anyway the drunk guy kept petting the horse further and futher towards the rear of the horse. Eventually he worked his hand underneath the horse's tail. Once he got his hand up there the horse reacted and the drunk guy stopped and wandered off.

The cop didn't notice any of this. I walked over and told the cop that this guy just felt up his horse's butt. He said that he had been working Mardi Gras for over a decade and he had never even heard of someone trying to do that. Unfortunately by that time the guy had already disappered into the crowd


3.bp.blogspot.com

20 Nov 2012 12:02 PM
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Black_Lazerus     
smack and horse in the story and not one heroin reference.... wtf people

20 Nov 2012 01:31 PM
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Bruxellensis     

bizwack: [img28.imageshack.us image 598x325]


Came for this.

20 Nov 2012 01:56 PM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  

BronyMedic: Smackledorfer: Read peopleinpowerarestupid's bio

That explains it. I have him ignored for 9/11 trutherism.


Derp.

20 Nov 2012 04:17 PM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  

Smackledorfer: Because People in power are Stupid: BronyMedic: You want to do what to my ass?

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x948]

No Sir, I don't; like it.

[i217.photobucket.com image 441x538]

Coming from the guy who's profile claims he is an authoritarian-right version of Einstein. Sorry, but that is a much bigger reason to dismiss someone's posts than a goofy pony-fetish.


And you actually read bios -> Derp.

Perhaps it should say that I'm the millionaire inventor of all air freshener.

20 Nov 2012 04:19 PM
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Smackledorfer    [TotalFark]  

Because People in power are Stupid: And you actually read bios -> Derp.


You really showed me.

21 Nov 2012 12:48 AM
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