I'm bettin there's a number of Farkers around here that would like to know if licking Rustys balls would be OK

Unwise, unless you're Mongo.

Heh, one or two more times and you might get a Rusty hoof print where the old bat and balls used to be, getting arrested might be in your best interest at that point.

@subby: In the interest of clarity, headline should read, "...smacking Rusty, the police horse, in the ass..."

/any cops named Rusty out there?

Does not approve

Not even a video?

Of all the police beatdown videos my favorite involves mounted police. Albeit, they just sat laughed and didn't take part in the beating.

Would licking Rusty's balls be ok?

tirob: @subby: In the interest of clarity, headline should read, "...smacking Rusty, the police horse, in the ass..."

/any cops named Rusty out there?

Horses are such majestic creatures. Their sinuous bodies and firm musculature are perfect for running. Their haunches, round and firm, are almost woman-like.

Don't treat them bad.

"Agbede ran from police when they tried to take him into custody."

Officer Lard Ass caught a Kenyan on foot? Something tells me the horse was involved in the pursuit.

They have the rights that all policemen have.

BalugaJoe: They have the rights that all policemen have.

Aww, their going to steal my weed too.

Oblig:

Link

So the horse has a donkey?

DownDaRiver: I'm bettin there's a number of Farkers around here that would like to know if licking Rustys balls would be OK

.

I think that's called a Rusty Venture

but i love butternuts.....cup.....butter cup

Slutty beast was asking for it.

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike.

The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." and proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

Creoena: tirob: @subby: In the interest of clarity, headline should read, "...smacking Rusty, the police horse, in the ass..."

/any cops named Rusty out there?

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is roger goodell moonlighting as a cop?

You want to do what to my ass?



No Sir, I don't; like it.

BronyMedic: You want to do what to my ass?

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No Sir, I don't; like it.

Came for the Beffareeno reference, and leaving satisfied, albeit a bit gassy.

AverageAmericanGuy: Horses are such majestic creatures. Their sinuous bodies and firm musculature are perfect for running. Their haunches, round and firm, are almost woman-like.

I'll be in my mare.

Because People in power are Stupid: BronyMedic: You want to do what to my ass?

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No Sir, I don't; like it.

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Coming from the guy who's profile claims he is an authoritarian-right version of Einstein. Sorry, but that is a much bigger reason to dismiss someone's posts than a goofy pony-fetish.

this happens at least once a year. The students get all drunk and one of them decides to smack the police horse. They usually punch them in the nose, though.

Smackledorfer: Coming from the guy who's profile claims he is an authoritarian-right version of Einstein.

Wow. That's an impressive threadjack. You might want to recheck your label maker.

Right wing. That's funny. You made my morning.

1nsanilicious: DownDaRiver: I'm bettin there's a number of Farkers around here that would like to know if licking Rustys balls would be OK

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I think that's called a Rusty Venture

No, you're thinking of a double frogman. A Rusty Venture involves a turkey baster and a bathtub.

Neondistraction: No, you're thinking of a double frogman. A Rusty Venture involves a turkey baster and a bathtub.

No, no. You're thinking of the Jodie Foster. That's popular among the lesbian biker crowd.

A Rustie Venture involves something akin to Church of Fudge, mixed with a little Goatse, and a slight hint of Gary Coleman.

BronyMedic: Smackledorfer: Coming from the guy who's profile claims he is an authoritarian-right version of Einstein.

Wow. That's an impressive threadjack. You might want to recheck your label maker.

Right wing. That's funny. You made my morning.

I don't think he was talking about you dude.

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BronyMedic: Smackledorfer: Coming from the guy who's profile claims he is an authoritarian-right version of Einstein.

Wow. That's an impressive threadjack. You might want to recheck your label maker.

Right wing. That's funny. You made my morning.

Wait are you being serious? You can clearly type a full sentence, so you should be able to read too.

He's lucky the horse didn't kick him in the chest.

redmid17: Wait are you being serious? You can clearly type a full sentence, so you should be able to read too.

Apparantly it's a running theme on fark now to accuse me of being either a Right-winger, or Neocon. If he's not referring to me, I owe him an apology.

BronyMedic: redmid17: Wait are you being serious? You can clearly type a full sentence, so you should be able to read too.

Apparantly it's a running theme on fark now to accuse me of being either a Right-winger, or Neocon. If he's not referring to me, I owe him an apology.

There's a reason why he was quoting another person's post...

redmid17: BronyMedic: redmid17: Wait are you being serious? You can clearly type a full sentence, so you should be able to read too.

Apparantly it's a running theme on fark now to accuse me of being either a Right-winger, or Neocon. If he's not referring to me, I owe him an apology.

There's a reason why he was quoting another person's post...

Well, if this is the stupidest thing I do all day, I'm doing good.

Sorry everyone.

BronyMedic: Sorry everyone.

Well, as long as you feel bad.

Read peopleinpowerarestupid's bio.

Smackledorfer: Read peopleinpowerarestupid's bio

That explains it. I have him ignored for 9/11 trutherism.

I am really surprised the horse didn't kick. He must be either well trained or very patient.

Couple years back I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. I was standing outside a bar and there was a policeman on a horse across the street. A drunk guy started petting the horse. The cop was watching the crowd and wasn't paying attention to the drunk guy. Anyway the drunk guy kept petting the horse further and futher towards the rear of the horse. Eventually he worked his hand underneath the horse's tail. Once he got his hand up there the horse reacted and the drunk guy stopped and wandered off.

The cop didn't notice any of this. I walked over and told the cop that this guy just felt up his horse's butt. He said that he had been working Mardi Gras for over a decade and he had never even heard of someone trying to do that. Unfortunately by that time the guy had already disappered into the crowd.

Chuck Wagon: Couple years back I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. I was standing outside a bar and there was a policeman on a horse across the street. A drunk guy started petting the horse. The cop was watching the crowd and wasn't paying attention to the drunk guy. Anyway the drunk guy kept petting the horse further and futher towards the rear of the horse. Eventually he worked his hand underneath the horse's tail. Once he got his hand up there the horse reacted and the drunk guy stopped and wandered off.

The cop didn't notice any of this. I walked over and told the cop that this guy just felt up his horse's butt. He said that he had been working Mardi Gras for over a decade and he had never even heard of someone trying to do that. Unfortunately by that time the guy had already disappered into the crowd.

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Did you atleast wash your hands before you told the police officer what you had just done?

Strix occidentalis: I am really surprised the horse didn't kick. He must be either well trained or very patient.

The training they go through is epic.

Chuck Wagon: Couple years back I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. I was standing outside a bar and there was a policeman on a horse across the street. A drunk guy started petting the horse. The cop was watching the crowd and wasn't paying attention to the drunk guy. Anyway the drunk guy kept petting the horse further and futher towards the rear of the horse. Eventually he worked his hand underneath the horse's tail. Once he got his hand up there the horse reacted and the drunk guy stopped and wandered off.

The cop didn't notice any of this. I walked over and told the cop that this guy just felt up his horse's butt. He said that he had been working Mardi Gras for over a decade and he had never even heard of someone trying to do that. Unfortunately by that time the guy had already disappered into the crowd

smack and horse in the story and not one heroin reference.... wtf people

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Came for this.

BronyMedic: Smackledorfer: Read peopleinpowerarestupid's bio

That explains it. I have him ignored for 9/11 trutherism.

Derp.

Smackledorfer: Because People in power are Stupid: BronyMedic: You want to do what to my ass?

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No Sir, I don't; like it.

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Coming from the guy who's profile claims he is an authoritarian-right version of Einstein. Sorry, but that is a much bigger reason to dismiss someone's posts than a goofy pony-fetish.

And you actually read bios -> Derp.

Perhaps it should say that I'm the millionaire inventor of all air freshener.

Because People in power are Stupid: And you actually read bios -> Derp.

You really showed me.