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20 Nov 2012 10:50 AM   |   23673 clicks   |   Some Guy in the wrong business
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Thrakkorzog    [TotalFark]  
Must have a large profit margin. It looks like old phone poles cut into pieces.

20 Nov 2012 05:13 AM
sithon    [TotalFark]  
It rolls down stairs alone or in pairs ,everyone knows it's log ..it's log.

20 Nov 2012 05:17 AM
Mike_LowELL    [TotalFark]  

sithon: It rolls down stairs alone or in pairs ,everyone knows it's log ..it's log.


Yeah, this was the only appropriate response to this thread.

20 Nov 2012 05:26 AM
Bontesla     
Wtf

20 Nov 2012 05:31 AM
Dogberry     
Considering you're already saving $175, heck yeah! You're losing money NOT buying it.

20 Nov 2012 05:50 AM
VelcroFez    [TotalFark]  
But it comes fully assembled.

20 Nov 2012 05:55 AM
Madbassist1     

sithon: It rolls down stairs alone or in pairs ,everyone knows it's log ..it's log.


Came for log reference, leaving satisfied.

20 Nov 2012 06:05 AM
ktybear     
Modified wooden toilet roll holder

20 Nov 2012 06:05 AM
sammyk     
No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.

20 Nov 2012 06:25 AM
Happy Hours     

sammyk: No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.


But why would you?

I have absolutely no use for a chainsaw. I have no use for a log that belongs in a large fireplace either. I think firewood is outlawed where I live anyway - not outright outlawed, but you're just not allowed to have any smoke coming out of your chimney which makes it a moot point.

20 Nov 2012 06:36 AM
Nofun     

Happy Hours: sammyk: No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.

But why would you?

I have absolutely no use for a chainsaw. I have no use for a log that belongs in a large fireplace either. I think firewood is outlawed where I live anyway - not outright outlawed, but you're just not allowed to have any smoke coming out of your chimney which makes it a moot point.


Everyone has use for a chainsaw in one way or another...

/it is 2012

20 Nov 2012 06:40 AM
Happy Hours     

Nofun: Everyone has use for a chainsaw in one way or another...


Is this Chainsaw City

/I have no idea what that song is about.

20 Nov 2012 06:48 AM
Teknowaffle     

Happy Hours: sammyk: No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.

But why would you?

I have absolutely no use for a chainsaw. .


Yes you do. There has to be someone you hate.

/When we got our house they left us all the tools that were in the work room as a bonus, including a chainsaw. I haven't found a use for it yet, but I do have a turkey to carve soon.

20 Nov 2012 07:04 AM
sammyk     

Teknowaffle: Happy Hours: sammyk: No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.

But why would you?

I have absolutely no use for a chainsaw. .

Yes you do. There has to be someone you hate.

/When we got our house they left us all the tools that were in the work room as a bonus, including a chainsaw. I haven't found a use for it yet, but I do have a turkey to carve soon.


You never know man. You just might have to get the cat out of the tree, carve a pumpkin and do not forget about zombies. The noise might attract em, but what are they gonna do? You got a freaking chainsaw man. Take care of the problem!

20 Nov 2012 08:00 AM
Cythraul     
Will it roll down stairs, alone or in pairs, and roll over my neighbors dog?

20 Nov 2012 08:31 AM
Cythraul     
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20 Nov 2012 08:32 AM
PainInTheASP    [TotalFark]  

Teknowaffle: Happy Hours: sammyk: No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.

But why would you?

I have absolutely no use for a chainsaw. .

Yes you do. There has to be someone you hate.

/When we got our house they left us all the tools that were in the work room as a bonus, including a chainsaw. I haven't found a use for it yet, but I do have a turkey to carve soon.


Do it and film it. YouTube will make you famous.

20 Nov 2012 08:41 AM
flucto    [TotalFark]  
"hand crafted" - facepalm.

20 Nov 2012 09:00 AM
Teknowaffle     

PainInTheASP: Teknowaffle: Happy Hours: sammyk: No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.

But why would you?

I have absolutely no use for a chainsaw. .

Yes you do. There has to be someone you hate.

/When we got our house they left us all the tools that were in the work room as a bonus, including a chainsaw. I haven't found a use for it yet, but I do have a turkey to carve soon.

Do it and film it. YouTube will make you famous.


Where do I get my internet money though?

20 Nov 2012 09:05 AM
Pocket Ninja    [TotalFark]  

Happy Hours: but you're just not allowed to have any smoke coming out of your chimney which makes it a moot point.


Wait. You can have a chimney, though? Just no smoke coming out of it?

20 Nov 2012 09:38 AM
PainInTheASP    [TotalFark]  

Teknowaffle: PainInTheASP: Teknowaffle: Happy Hours: sammyk: No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.

But why would you?

I have absolutely no use for a chainsaw. .

Yes you do. There has to be someone you hate.

/When we got our house they left us all the tools that were in the work room as a bonus, including a chainsaw. I haven't found a use for it yet, but I do have a turkey to carve soon.

Do it and film it. YouTube will make you famous.

Where do I get my internet money though?


Flooz.com...they're good for it.

20 Nov 2012 09:41 AM
ignatius_crumbcake     
But it's on sale!

20 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
Makh    [TotalFark]  
Perfect for mathematicians. Because it can be a natural log table.

20 Nov 2012 09:51 AM
Happy Hours     

Pocket Ninja: Happy Hours: but you're just not allowed to have any smoke coming out of your chimney which makes it a moot point.

Wait. You can have a chimney, though? Just no smoke coming out of it?


More or less. I read the city ordinance once. It's pretty convoluted. I suppose if it's windy enough you can burn wood in your fireplace. It has something to do with how thick the smoke is which seemed pretty hard to objectively judge, at least to me.

It doesn't really matter to me my fireplace is gas and it's completely worthless IMO. I guess it's there for looks. I've had wood-burning fireplaces before, but only when I lived in Texas - where they think 40 degrees is cold. It's 33 where I'm at.

Gas fireplaces suck. I like burning wood. It's a pain in the ass to clean out the ashes though.

20 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
browntimmy     
Depends...are batteries included?

20 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Hey, I stole my stump fair and square!

20 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
jtown     
It'd 33% off!!!

20 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
groppet     
It's a bargain at 3x the price! How much for the matching ottoman?

20 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
Psycoholic_Slag     
And here my dumb ass was splitting these things and burning them in my fireplace.

I'm RICH biatches!!

20 Nov 2012 10:54 AM
JackieRabbit     
Remember what Geo. Carlin said: "If you nail together two things that have never been nailed together before, some asshole's gonna buy it."

20 Nov 2012 10:54 AM
jgilb     

Happy Hours: Pocket Ninja: Happy Hours: but you're just not allowed to have any smoke coming out of your chimney which makes it a moot point.

Gas fireplaces suck. I like burning wood. It's a pain in the ass to clean out the ashes though.


No doubt. It took at least 5 whole minutes to scoop them up the last time I cleaned the fireplace.

20 Nov 2012 10:55 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

Happy Hours: sammyk: No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.

But why would you?

I have absolutely no use for a chainsaw. I have no use for a log that belongs in a large fireplace either. I think firewood is outlawed where I live anyway - not outright outlawed, but you're just not allowed to have any smoke coming out of your chimney which makes it a moot point.


How will they know if the HOA has a new pope?

20 Nov 2012 10:55 AM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
Always wonder how some of my logger neighbors got so wealthy up here in Vermont.

20 Nov 2012 10:55 AM
LazarusLong42     

Makh: Perfect for mathematicians. Because it can be a natural log table.


So the two snakes come to talk to Noah, and...

...you know what, everyone knows the rest of that joke anyway.

20 Nov 2012 10:55 AM
jayhawk88    [TotalFark]  
Holy shiat you guys, my rural Kansas hometown is the new Silicon Valley!

20 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
Carn     

sithon: It rolls down stairs alone or in pairs ,everyone knows it's log ..it's log.

What rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs
Runs over your neighbors dog
Great for a snack
and fits on your back
It's log log log

It's log, log
It's big it's heavy it's wood
It's log, log
Better than bad, it's good!

Everyone wants a log
You're gonna love it log
Come on and get your log
Everyone needs a log...

Log... from Blamo!

20 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

Makh: Perfect for mathematicians. Because it can be a natural log table.


Nice.

20 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
magic_patch     
The rich mahogany smell will go with the many leather bound books in my apartment.

20 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
Tat'dGreaser     
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

20 Nov 2012 10:57 AM
Spiralmonkey    [TotalFark]  

Happy Hours: Pocket Ninja: Happy Hours: but you're just not allowed to have any smoke coming out of your chimney which makes it a moot point.

Wait. You can have a chimney, though? Just no smoke coming out of it?

More or less. I read the city ordinance once. It's pretty convoluted. I suppose if it's windy enough you can burn wood in your fireplace. It has something to do with how thick the smoke is which seemed pretty hard to objectively judge, at least to me.

It doesn't really matter to me my fireplace is gas and it's completely worthless IMO. I guess it's there for looks. I've had wood-burning fireplaces before, but only when I lived in Texas - where they think 40 degrees is cold. It's 33 where I'm at.

Gas fireplaces suck. I like burning wood. It's a pain in the ass to clean out the ashes though.


We have a chimney which was here 300 years before the city council made a rule banning smoke coming out of it. So we have a gas insert instead that looks just like a real coal fire and you don't have to clean the ashes either. Still not the same though. When I visit my in-laws it makes me so jealous that they have a log burner in an inglenook fireplace. It smells really nice, and sounds like a proper fire. Our gas fire just doesn't crackle.

20 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
Teresaol31     

Cythraul: [bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 500x400]


Ren and Stimpy aside, one of the guys I dated after I divorced my first husband was a carpenter by trade. He, despite the obvious Ren and Stimpy implications, gave my (at that time) 3 year old son a chunk of wood, a 6 oz hammer and a box of large head roofing tacks for Xmas....it was the kid's favorite activity despite getting a ton of toys due to being the first and only grandchild in the family at the time. (Kid is now 18 and making a living as a framer while he goes to college, so I'm no longer mad about having the damn thing sitting in the living room for a year.)

20 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
UtileDysfunktion     

ignatius_crumbcake: But it's on sale!


...and free shipping!

/I can see the UPS guy now
//"Jeez. What the hell is this thing!?"
///"It's a log."

20 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
JonZoidberg     
Fools! Buy the $350 log and turn it into dozens of $485 high end stereo volume knobs for great justice!

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Apparently people bought too many because the website that used to sell them is down. Now is the time for someone to fill the need!

20 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
SkylineRecords     
I wouldn't, but the woman eating the ketchup Popsicle wearing white gloves might.

20 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
sodomizer     
Some people have more money than brains.

20 Nov 2012 11:00 AM
mekkab     

dittybopper: Happy Hours: sammyk: No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.

But why would you?

I have absolutely no use for a chainsaw. I have no use for a log that belongs in a large fireplace either. I think firewood is outlawed where I live anyway - not outright outlawed, but you're just not allowed to have any smoke coming out of your chimney which makes it a moot point.

How will they know if the HOA has a new pope?


*snert*

LazarusLong42: Makh: Perfect for mathematicians. Because it can be a natural log table.

So the two snakes come to talk to Noah, and...

...you know what, everyone knows the rest of that joke anyway.


Nice belt!

/tellin' bad jokes, y'all. REALLY BAD JOKES!

20 Nov 2012 11:00 AM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

jgilb: Happy Hours: Pocket Ninja: Happy Hours: but you're just not allowed to have any smoke coming out of your chimney which makes it a moot point.

Gas fireplaces suck. I like burning wood. It's a pain in the ass to clean out the ashes though.

No doubt. It took at least 5 whole minutes to scoop them up the last time I cleaned the fireplace.


I just use a leaf blower.

20 Nov 2012 11:00 AM
Carn     
And now, thanks to this thread, I do believe my brother and I will be watching Ren and Stimpy on Netflix this weekend.

No sir, I don't like it.

"Do you have any rubber walrus covers?" 'Call dee police!'

20 Nov 2012 11:01 AM
ImperialHazman     

sammyk: Teknowaffle: Happy Hours: sammyk: No. I would buy a chainsaw and make one.

But why would you?

I have absolutely no use for a chainsaw. .

Yes you do. There has to be someone you hate.

/When we got our house they left us all the tools that were in the work room as a bonus, including a chainsaw. I haven't found a use for it yet, but I do have a turkey to carve soon.

You never know man. You just might have to get the cat out of the tree, carve a pumpkin and do not forget about zombies. The noise might attract em, but what are they gonna do? You got a freaking chainsaw man. Take care of the problem!


Or you may be in a coke deal with some Cubans.
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20 Nov 2012 11:01 AM
styckx     
I want a list of everyone who buys this.. Something tells me 90% of that list will be in some gentrified section of New York.

20 Nov 2012 11:01 AM
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