Pussy flavored stamps. Postal service saved. Next?

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Cinco de Mayo

spentmiles: Pussy flavored stamps. Postal service saved. Next?

I haven't had to lick one in a while...usually they're already sticky and ready to receive my package

Horray, settlements for everyone. Because the USPS isn't in enough financial trouble.

FTA Most had to seek therapy to make themselves whole after repeated badgering

What a "badgering" might look like...

 

/Hotter than a horny badger

Looks like every a$$hole boss I had.

Most people don't know that static charge has the fancy term 'triboelectric effect'. It even gets a red squiggle from the spellcheck. So does spellcheck, BTW. So, what all this means is that it's a huge government conspiracy. Obama is using sentient cats from Thubian 9 to halt the Earth's rotation, and plan to use the energy to power a space station in replacement for Thubain 9, in exchange for which the katz race shall give the U.S. their hyperadvanced alien technology.

But still not as trippy as this episode.

See? It's a conspiracy. :-)

Link to Futurama episode in question.

Most had to seek therapy to make themselves whole after repeated badgering.



Rude comments are like an icepick to the soul.
There is no recovery from this.

Rude comments are like an icepick to the soul -doubled99


OK, I'm putting that one in my poetry/quotery notebook.

 

Hey, she signed the release form.

/best postable GIF I could find. ;(

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duffblue: Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Cinco de Mayo

Pretty sure those two comments are joined at the hips.

Poor government workers.

Everytime I'm at the Post Office, no one seems to give two farks about speed or service.

Fark'm all, welcome back to the private sector

I used to have a letter carrier where I worked (a bank branch office) named Lou who would deliver a filthy joke and a leer along with the mail. The ladies complained to me and I spoke with him; nothing changed. I spoke with his boss, the local postmaster; nothing changed. So one day as he stood in the lobby, I approached him, put my arm around his shoulder and loudly asked "Lou, what's the difference between a rectum and an asshole?" As he though about it, I replied "You can't put your arm around a rectum." All the ladies laughed and applauded and he never spoke another word to anyone. In hindsight, I'm grateful we weren't all shot.

I can't be the first one that thought it should've been "male slots," can I?

They said they would have been okay with the sex but the fact that he was just 'mailing it in' was unacceptable.

Finds that... unbelievable.