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   Eleven hours of police overtime or three minutes with a chainsaw? Hmmm, let's decide

20 Nov 2012 01:13 PM   |   11611 clicks   |   Bay News 9
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ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
If I were treed by cops and already facing charges of resisting arrest with violence I'd piss on them until I was empty before coming down.

20 Nov 2012 09:51 AM
Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
I wooden have expected the cops to stand around waiting for some sap to haul his ash down out of a tree.

/knot joking

20 Nov 2012 10:03 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
Please tell me it was a Hispanic grounds keeper. Then the union boys could complain about him taking their jerbs.

Oh wait never mind they actually waited around till he came down...

Odds are it was cheaper than cutting down the tree and getting sued for endangering the useless bag of meat.

20 Nov 2012 11:25 AM
ChipNASA     
Land O' Lakes Detention Center

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/oblig

20 Nov 2012 01:18 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
Chansaw? That requires someone to be in harm's way cutting it down. Dynamite will do it from a safe distance.

20 Nov 2012 01:18 PM
just_intonation     
Eleven hours of police overtime or 3 minutes with a chain-saw? Hmmm, let's decide

How about three seconds with a tranquilizer dart gun? I'd vote for that.

20 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
anotar     
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20 Nov 2012 01:21 PM
WelldeadLink     

anotar: [inmenlo.com image 290x519]


Celebrate the season!

20 Nov 2012 01:32 PM
RedVentrue     

anotar: [inmenlo.com image 290x519]


I agree.

20 Nov 2012 01:41 PM
stampylives     
fark headline for alternate ending: "Cops cut down tree to get to suspect rather than waiting, make it to donut store before closing"

20 Nov 2012 01:50 PM
dantheman195     
A bullet would have been quicker, cheaper and easier......And the tree would be unscathed, sounds like a win win situation for everyone, maybe except for the criminal

20 Nov 2012 01:52 PM
kona     
In Land o Lakes right now.
Getting kick, etc.

20 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
fruitloop     
what "three minutes with a chainsaw" reminded me of

/why the hell do I remember this shiat?

20 Nov 2012 01:58 PM
DaddyRat     
"strong arm robbery" by shoving someone off of a bicycle? LOLz

20 Nov 2012 01:59 PM
Mega Steve     
He's being held in the Land O' Lakes Detention Center

I've heard of corporate-run prisons, but that's just weird

20 Nov 2012 02:10 PM
cedarpark     

just_intonation: Eleven hours of police overtime or 3 minutes with a chain-saw? Hmmm, let's decide

How about three seconds with a tranquilizer dart gun? I'd vote for that.


Tranquilizer + net to fall into. Works for bears. Should work for criminals.

20 Nov 2012 02:12 PM
Ex-Texan     
Article didn't say what kind of bike. If a wally-world bike, big deal.but some bikes can cost upwards of 5k. I only spent 3k for my bike. Held onto it for a couple years now, since realized my monthly payment was more than a ,6 year old BMW motorcycle.

20 Nov 2012 02:14 PM
offacue     

Sybarite: I wooden have expected the cops to stand around waiting for some sap to haul his ash down out of a tree.

/knot joking

 

Oak-ay

20 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  
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20 Nov 2012 03:20 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Jail records show 37-year-old Ray Allen Charron

He needed to steal a bike??

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20 Nov 2012 03:22 PM
abrannan     

fruitloop: what "three minutes with a chainsaw" reminded me of

/why the hell do I remember this shiat?


It's been a while since I've heard that. Thanks for brightening my day.

20 Nov 2012 03:44 PM
Jument     
I'm rather surprised a taser wasn't involved.

I dunno though, anything they do to make the guy fall out of the tree is likely to bust him up pretty good. Waiting for him to come down seems wasteful but rather humane.

20 Nov 2012 07:03 PM
SirHolo     
Glad the tree escaped unharmed.

Taser might have saved some overtime, though.

20 Nov 2012 08:02 PM
Silent_B1812     
THIS!

The other headlines below the story were more interesting...


"Doctors say it is unlikely the nipples will grow back. "

21 Nov 2012 01:07 PM
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