In before....

" I'd stick her up!!"

Considering the father was entirely unsuccessful in getting away with his stick up, I would say he's only conveying the abject failure that is is life to his children. As any scientists would say, there's no better teacher than failure.

I've been caught stealing, once, when I was five.

I enjoy stealing.

Leave me alone I'm just carrying on an old, family tradition.

Police in Texas arrested a family suspected of pulling off several bank robberies while disguised as blue-collar workers in two states.

There's something wrong about the way that's written but I'm not witty enough to enlighten y'all on it.

ChipNASA: In before....

" I'd stick her up!!"

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You PEDOPHILE!! She's only 18!! A TEENAGER!! A vulnerable and impressionable CHILD!!

But the Army's annual Bring Your Daughter To War Day went off without a hitch. Only 4 girls killed this time.

In before anyone else with
"He's our baby too?"

/Look-Nathan, Jr. accepts me for who I am, and I THINK YOU BETTER HAD, TOO!

This is a movie plot...all ready for casting, art, and editing.

It might as well be gift wrapped.