Why they always got to trying to hold back the pygmy goat?

One of the only reasons why I want to eventually own a home a bit further out of the city is so that I can have goats. I just lurves those widdle cuties!!! Gah!

FTA:
"Oreo has accepted the invitation and will be a part of the EPB Southside Parade that will start at 11 a.m. December 1 at Jefferson and Main Streets and travel west on Main Street to Cowart Street."

I want to know what system they devised for the goat to signify its desire to participate. Poop once for yes, twice for no?

Goats are awesome. Shame on East Ridge.

Sappy tag busy wading through zoning laws.

wat

Dammitt, thought this was about a Pygmy Ghost.

The War on Christmas enters a new phase of satanic perversion: the Devil's Pet is leading the "Holiday" parade.

It's Eviiiiiiiiiil I tells yah! Eviiiiiiiiiiil!

They might as well call it the Satan's Claws Parade.

Oh, Grandpa! That's what you said about the Veteran's Day parade!

I'm just an attention whore.