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   Cops are not in trouble for getting people high, because the witnesses were too high to be witnesses

20 Nov 2012 11:48 AM   |   4256 clicks   |   MyFox Twin Cities
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
To illustrate the conflict, one officer is quoted as allegedly admitting, "I don't know what the big deal is. I just gave them marijuana. It's not like I hurt anybody."


It's hard to argue your point, sir.

20 Nov 2012 11:30 AM
darth_badger     
Did anyone else see the Monistat ad with all the flames and jets when they loaded the story?

Does a yeast infection hurt THAT bad?

20 Nov 2012 11:54 AM
offmymeds     
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20 Nov 2012 11:57 AM
BarkingUnicorn     
Whoever wrote this garbled story is high.

20 Nov 2012 11:59 AM
darth_badger     
"I got stoned with a couple of cops," said protestor Michael Bonds, who goes by the name Panda.

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20 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
iheartscotch     
Wanna get high?

20 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
goatleggedfellow     
Love the comments from locals that have no concept of what drugs are. They talk like the cops were dosing people with ketamine.

20 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
Biness     
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20 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
snocone    [TotalFark]  
Crap, at least the cops in Minnepolice know that pot wont hurt ya.

More reality than I have seen in the POT Wars in a very long time.

And we make fun of the Derpsters that kept telling the world it was flat.
/puny compared to this chit

20 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
snocone    [TotalFark]  

darth_badger: Did anyone else see the Monistat ad with all the flames and jets when they loaded the story?

Does a yeast infection hurt THAT bad?


WORSE!!!

Three stars worse.

20 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
titwrench     

Sybarite: To illustrate the conflict, one officer is quoted as allegedly admitting, "I don't know what the big deal is. I just gave them marijuana. It's not like I hurt anybody."


It's hard to argue your point, sir.


Everyone he busts for pot from now on should be allowed to bring this up in court and have all charges dismissed.

20 Nov 2012 12:16 PM
burningplastic     
Anyone else notice the name of the program?

"The DRE training program..."

20 Nov 2012 12:21 PM
moefuggenbrew     
Who takes free weed from cops...? Your spider senses should have been alarmed

20 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
serial arseonist     

burningplastic: Anyone else notice the name of the program?

"The DRE training program..."


oh man... i totally forgot about DRE

20 Nov 2012 12:46 PM
Ghengis_Socrates     

iheartscotch: Wanna get high?


You're a towel.

20 Nov 2012 12:54 PM
Eddie Ate Dynamite     
"he also got a cheeseburger and cigarettes for participating."

So...a cop takes you to a safe environment, gives you weed, a burger, and smokes. Now you're suing?

I mean yeah, it wasn't a "get to know your local police" day or anything, they were trying to figure out how to spot stoned people, but god damn. Gift horse in the mouth and all that.

Would you also sue a hot chick who wants to give you a blowjob to test something because she didn't take you out to dinner first? Or how about if you go to McDonalds and get some coffee, and it's really hot because it's coffee. Maybe you could sue them for that too. Maybe while you're breaking into someone's house you fall and hurt yourself, sue them! That guy looked at me funny! The guy in the other stall didn't thank me when I did a courtesy flush, one of my coworkers made a joke, there's no vegetarian options at Sizzler! Sue sue sue!

20 Nov 2012 01:19 PM
argylez     
I'm moving to Colorado

20 Nov 2012 01:24 PM
sid2112     

Ghengis_Socrates: iheartscotch: Wanna get high?

You're a towel.


Found his pic on the internets....

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20 Nov 2012 01:33 PM
BeerGraduate     

burningplastic: Anyone else notice the name of the program?

"The DRE training program..."


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20 Nov 2012 01:50 PM
Ghengis_Socrates     
It seems that this would be the first time *ever* that when a cop asks: "Do you have any drugs?" the correct answer is actually "No, Got anything good?"

20 Nov 2012 02:04 PM
Clemkadidlefark     
Called dope for a reason

20 Nov 2012 05:26 PM
snocone    [TotalFark]  

Clemkadidlefark: Called dope for a reason


Guess who the real dope, dupe is.

20 Nov 2012 07:08 PM
davidphogan     

moefuggenbrew: Who takes free weed from cops...? Your spider senses should have been alarmed


And turning them down gets some planted on you maybe. I'd probably just take the chance and get stoned. If they want to mess with me they can either way.

21 Nov 2012 01:44 AM
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