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   Drive-in service offers: a) coffee b) burgers c) strippers

20 Nov 2012 01:59 PM   |   8061 clicks   |   Corpus Christi Caller-Times
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
No really, that's just the gear stick.

20 Nov 2012 10:48 AM
DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
www.redrecondite.comView Full Size

20 Nov 2012 10:48 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk     
Can I get those to go, please?

20 Nov 2012 11:05 AM
olddeegee    [TotalFark]  
To quote an old National Lampoon magazine PSA: Coming and going don't mix

20 Nov 2012 11:26 AM
doczoidberg     
That's one way to avoid the cover charge.

20 Nov 2012 02:00 PM
abhorrent1     
I accidentally your wall

20 Nov 2012 02:01 PM
illannoyin     
I'll have that with bacon please.

20 Nov 2012 02:04 PM
JackieRabbit     
Now I wonder why they would have asked such a nice man to leave in the first place. What's the expected payment to have a strand woman come put her cooter in front of your face anyway?

20 Nov 2012 02:04 PM
Mimic_Octopus     
ftfa: "Police administered a field sobriety test on the man who did not appear to be intoxicated."

really ? who goes to a strip club sober ? and definitely who leaves one sober ?

20 Nov 2012 02:05 PM
gja    [TotalFark]  
"Please come to the side door sweetie"

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20 Nov 2012 02:06 PM
Just another Heartland Weirdass     
If I had to crash, in some tig ol' bitties is where I'd do it too.

20 Nov 2012 02:07 PM
Tat'dGreaser     
Those lingerie coffee huts in WA really suck ass, just saying. I don't need to see a pregnant girl in a thong while getting a coffee

20 Nov 2012 02:09 PM
mikewadestr     
Staff told police the man was receiving dances but was not paying as much as he should have and was cut off.

I guess he just gave them a nickel when they danced on his pickle.

20 Nov 2012 02:14 PM
That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials     
A fur burger and and a bag of tittie tots, to go. Hurry, please.

20 Nov 2012 02:15 PM
Sgt.Zim    [TotalFark]  

Tat'dGreaser: Those lingerie coffee huts in WA really suck ass, just saying. I don't need to see a pregnant girl in a thong while getting a coffee


[notsureifserious.jpg]

Hmm... What's the over/under on whether or not TG here actually RTFA?

20 Nov 2012 02:16 PM
DirkTheDaring     

20 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
LeroyBourne     
Police administered a field sobriety test on the man who did not appear to be intoxicated.
No shiat, he was horny and pissed off. That in many cases can be worse.

20 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
jtown     

Sybarite: No really, that's just the gear stick.


A short-throw, apparently. :)

20 Nov 2012 02:18 PM
Feral_and_Preposterous     
Well, when was his name released? Am I to guess?

20 Nov 2012 02:21 PM
Tat'dGreaser     

Sgt.Zim: [notsureifserious.jpg]

Hmm... What's the over/under on whether or not TG here actually RTFA?


Sorry, I decided to change the subject

20 Nov 2012 02:22 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost     

DirkTheDaring: What a stripper may look like NSFW


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What a stripper may look like NSFL

20 Nov 2012 02:22 PM
DirkTheDaring     

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DirkTheDaring: What a stripper may look like NSFW

[www.stripclublist.com image 400x600]

What a stripper may look like NSFL


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I'm guessing that I'm glad that domain is blocked at work.

20 Nov 2012 02:24 PM
clevernamehere     
What the Fark is "SUV Monday?"

/DNRTFA? Allow me to sum up:
//"Man drives SUV Monday through strip club wall"

20 Nov 2012 02:26 PM
Sgt.Zim    [TotalFark]  

Tat'dGreaser: Sgt.Zim: [notsureifserious.jpg]

Hmm... What's the over/under on whether or not TG here actually RTFA?

Sorry, I decided to change the subject


No need to apologize. I agree with you on the pregnant, g-stringed coffee seller.

20 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
monoski     
Link now reads 404...

20 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
JackieRabbit     

monoski: Link now reads 404...


You didn't pony up enough money. You better run your SUV into you monitor.

20 Nov 2012 02:55 PM
special20    [TotalFark]  

Mimic_Octopus: ftfa: "Police administered a field sobriety test on the man who did not appear to be intoxicated."

really ? who goes to a strip club sober ? and definitely who leaves one sober ?


My guess is that it was one of the boys in blue.

20 Nov 2012 03:03 PM
Mentalpatient87     

DirkTheDaring: What a stripper may look like NSFW


She's got a weird growth about halfway up to the belly button..

20 Nov 2012 03:31 PM
DirkTheDaring     

Mentalpatient87: DirkTheDaring: What a stripper may look like NSFW

She's got a weird growth about halfway up to the belly button..


Are you referring to the drops of water all over her skin?

20 Nov 2012 03:41 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost     

monoski: Link now reads 404...


CORPUS CHRISTI - A customer disgruntled after he was told to leave a Leopard Street strip club crashed his SUV through a wall of the business Monday.

Emergency responders were called about 8:30 p.m. when the dark-colored SUV slammed into the club located in the 6000 block near McBride Lane.

Staff told police the man was receiving dances but was not paying as much as he should have and was cut off.

The man, described as in his mid-40s, left the club and began revving the engine of his Ford Expedition and spinning the tires in the parking lot, said Lt. Isaac Valencia of the Corpus Christi Police Department.

The vehicle slammed through a wall into the club's VIP area, Valencia said.

The man suffered minor scrapes in the wreck. No one was injured inside the club, police said.

Club staff called a maintenance crew to assess the damage and plan to keep the club open while the area is repaired.

Police administered a field sobriety test on the man who did not appear to be intoxicated.

He was arrested on suspicion of felony criminal mischief because of the extent of building damages, Valencia said.

"It was reckless in terms of his act appeared to be intentional," Valencia said. "He should have known doing that would have put people in danger."

The man's name was not released late Monday.


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20 Nov 2012 03:51 PM
Mentalpatient87     

DirkTheDaring: Mentalpatient87: DirkTheDaring: What a stripper may look like NSFW

She's got a weird growth about halfway up to the belly button..

Are you referring to the drops of water all over her skin?


No, this one's red.

20 Nov 2012 04:13 PM
ringersol     
Mimic_Octopus: "who goes to a strip club sober ?"

The kind of passive aggressive petulant child who reacts to feeling wronged by throwing a tantrum in the parking lot, revving his engine and spinning the tires (until he eventually loses control of the vehicle).

That strikes me as the kind of guy who not only thinks the club drinks are too expensive, but thinks the liquor store up the street is also too expensive, so pretty much doesn't drink unless he can bum it off someone else.

20 Nov 2012 04:36 PM
Elmo Jones     
No wrecks in the champagne room.

20 Nov 2012 07:57 PM
imtheonlylp     
What's his fark handle?

21 Nov 2012 03:45 PM
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