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   News: Canadian province facing milk drought. Fark: Breast milk

20 Nov 2012 02:11 PM   |   2874 clicks   |   Sun News Network
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Angry Drunk Bureaucrat    [TotalFark]  
Both come in bags.

20 Nov 2012 11:50 AM
Amos Quito     
FTA: "In the US, it's common for women to sell their milk for $4 to $5 an ounce, usually through website ads. Similar attempts to sell breast milk in Canada have been stopped since it's illegal to sell bodily fluids.

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It is? 

20 Nov 2012 12:42 PM
gopher321    [TotalFark]  

Amos Quito: FTA: "In the US, it's common for women to sell their milk for $4 to $5 an ounce, usually through website ads. Similar attempts to sell breast milk in Canada have been stopped since it's illegal to sell bodily fluids.

 


Yeah. Donating blood/plasma is strictly voluntary. All you get if you're lucky is a little juice and a cookie.

20 Nov 2012 01:29 PM
Tell Me How My Blog Tastes    [TotalFark]  
I'm going through a bit of a drought myself... time to do a rain dance.

20 Nov 2012 02:06 PM
SovietCanuckistan     
MOAR BOOBS

20 Nov 2012 02:13 PM
Odd Bird     

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: I'm going through a bit of a drought myself... time to do a rain dance.


Try knocking up your gir...oh, a TFer. Never mind, sorry.

20 Nov 2012 02:13 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

Amos Quito: FTA: "In the US, it's common for women to sell their milk for $4 to $5 an ounce, usually through website ads. Similar attempts to sell breast milk in Canada have been stopped since it's illegal to sell bodily fluids.

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It is?


SPERM BANKS????
/I'm making a deposit!!!
//U.S.A!!!, U.S.A!!!, U.S.A!!!, U.S.A!!!, U.S.A!!!,

20 Nov 2012 02:16 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
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20 Nov 2012 02:16 PM
Feral_and_Preposterous     
That's where it comes from, alright.

20 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
gja    [TotalFark]  
Pics of what source might look like or it didn't happen

20 Nov 2012 02:18 PM
Mantour     

Amos Quito: FTA: "In the US, it's common for women to sell their milk for $4 to $5 an ounce, usually through website ads. Similar attempts to sell breast milk in Canada have been stopped since it's illegal to sell bodily fluids.

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It is?


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20 Nov 2012 02:19 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

gja: >Pics of what source might look like or it didn't happen

Here you go.....

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20 Nov 2012 02:20 PM
Cheron     
Mr. President, we must not allow... a mine shaft breast milk gap!

20 Nov 2012 02:21 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

gja: Pics of what source might look like or it didn't happen


TITTY MILK!

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20 Nov 2012 02:22 PM
perilsensitive     
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The culprit

20 Nov 2012 02:24 PM
brap    [TotalFark]  
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20 Nov 2012 02:27 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

perilsensitive: [i.imgur.com image 479x359]

The culprit


WRONG!!

This is the responsible party

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/cute my ASS. They're a scourge

20 Nov 2012 02:27 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
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20 Nov 2012 02:29 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  

SovietCanuckistan: MOAR BOOBS


NSFW

20 Nov 2012 02:30 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
NOT CANADIAN!!!!

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/google "Michelle Allen cow" for more

20 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
under a mountain    [TotalFark]  
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20 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
WxGuy1     

Amos Quito: FTA: "In the US, it's common for women to sell their milk for $4 to $5 an ounce, usually through website ads. Similar attempts to sell breast milk in Canada have been stopped since it's illegal to sell bodily fluids.


Where can you get $4-$5 / oz for breast milk?! My wife' pumps more than our ~5-month old son can consume during the day, so we probably have 250 oz in the freezer.Our milk "reservoir" can certainly find another home for $1000-$1250!

/ Well, maybe not. Trying to get to one year exclusive breast feeding, but she'd rather not pump the last two months and just draw down the freezer supply

20 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
Russ1642     

WxGuy1: Amos Quito: FTA: "In the US, it's common for women to sell their milk for $4 to $5 an ounce, usually through website ads. Similar attempts to sell breast milk in Canada have been stopped since it's illegal to sell bodily fluids.

Where can you get $4-$5 / oz for breast milk?! My wife' pumps more than our ~5-month old son can consume during the day, so we probably have 250 oz in the freezer.Our milk "reservoir" can certainly find another home for $1000-$1250!

/ Well, maybe not. Trying to get to one year exclusive breast feeding, but she'd rather not pump the last two months and just draw down the freezer supply


Read that as 5 year old son, so I went and made some popcorn.

20 Nov 2012 02:45 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: SovietCanuckistan: MOAR BOOBS

NSFW


Rachel Ray-esque hot dogs

20 Nov 2012 02:55 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
Could be worse....



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/pops


20 Nov 2012 03:02 PM
Blue_Blazer     
Breast milk fetish thread!

20 Nov 2012 03:05 PM
CygnusDarius     

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Both come in bags.


But one is fun. The other is utilitarian.

20 Nov 2012 03:07 PM
tarheel07     

perilsensitive: [i.imgur.com image 479x359]

The culprit


I only drink the finest breastmilks.

20 Nov 2012 03:18 PM
Amos Quito     

WxGuy1: Amos Quito: FTA: "In the US, it's common for women to sell their milk for $4 to $5 an ounce, usually through website ads. Similar attempts to sell breast milk in Canada have been stopped since it's illegal to sell bodily fluids.

Where can you get $4-$5 / oz for breast milk?! My wife' pumps more than our ~5-month old son can consume during the day, so we probably have 250 oz in the freezer.Our milk "reservoir" can certainly find another home for $1000-$1250!

/ Well, maybe not. Trying to get to one year exclusive breast feeding, but she'd rather not pump the last two months and just draw down the freezer supply



Good on you. Breast milk is BEST milk!

/Tits are for kids! 
//Best straight from the faucet

20 Nov 2012 03:20 PM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Of course, we still have plenty of sled dog's milk.

Holly: We're a bit short on a few supplies.
Lister: Like what?
Holly: Cow's milk. Ran out of that yonks ago. Fresh and dehydrated.
Lister: What kind of milk are we using now?
Holly: Emergency back-up supply. We're on the dog's milk.
Lister: Dog's milk?!
Holly: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.
Lister: Why?
Holly: No bugger'll drink it. Plus, of course, the advantage of dog's milk is that when it goes off, it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh.
Lister: Why didn't you tell me, Holly?
Holly: What, and spoil your tea?

Red Dwarf

20 Nov 2012 03:26 PM
MOGGEE    [TotalFark]  
Done in one.


//er... two

20 Nov 2012 03:30 PM
Thelyphthoric     
So the supply is going tits up?


/DRTFA

20 Nov 2012 03:32 PM
ShobuZukuri     
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20 Nov 2012 03:59 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
They need to double their production, you know, make it more efficient.

Link NSFW!

20 Nov 2012 04:03 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
I was looking for a nice epic breasts picture, when I stumbled upon a great screen cap of a topless Anne Hathaway.

I felt I must share NSFW.

Now, off to your bunks.

20 Nov 2012 04:16 PM
badgerb     

ChipNASA: Amos Quito: FTA: "In the US, it's common for women to sell their milk for $4 to $5 an ounce, usually through website ads. Similar attempts to sell breast milk in Canada have been stopped since it's illegal to sell bodily fluids.

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 500x450]

It is?

SPERM BANKS????
/I'm making a deposit!!!
//U.S.A!!!, U.S.A!!!, U.S.A!!!, U.S.A!!!, U.S.A!!!,


And be prepared to pay back child support when the rug munching dyke of a mother decides she needs a little more money each month a few years down the line.

20 Nov 2012 04:35 PM
unyon    [TotalFark]  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I was looking for a nice epic breasts picture, when I stumbled upon a great screen cap of a topless Anne Hathaway.

I felt I must share NSFW.

Now, off to your bunks.


Bless you my child. Go forth knowing you have done fine works.

20 Nov 2012 04:53 PM
gja    [TotalFark]  

ChipNASA: gja: >Pics of what source might look like or it didn't happen

Here you go.....

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Wanted breasts, as per article. That pic is utterly ridiculous.

20 Nov 2012 08:45 PM
Slam1263     
Can't you guys get used to using half and half in your coffee?

20 Nov 2012 10:39 PM
jabelar     

WxGuy1: Where can you get $4-$5 / oz for breast milk?! My wife' pumps more than our ~5-month old son can consume during the day, so we probably have 250 oz in the freezer.Our milk "reservoir" can certainly find another home for $1000-$1250!


the article makes it pretty clear -- on the Internet!

20 Nov 2012 11:10 PM
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