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   In Thailand, there's an "epidemic of penile amputations." FTA: "Thus, it is quite usual that an amputated penis is tossed out of an open window, where it may be captured by a duck"

20 Nov 2012 12:06 PM   |   6110 clicks   |   Guardian
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  
*scratches "Visit Thailand" off his bucket list*

20 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
ambassador_ahab    [TotalFark]  
I wonder what "penis-infused duck" tastes like?

20 Nov 2012 11:28 AM
MagSeven     
What the Phuk is going on over there?!!

20 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
Loaf's Tray     
Ah, the ol' Bangkok-kokchop...when will these farkin' people learn...

20 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
ghall3     
So ducks love cocks?

/kinky?

20 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
tonguedepressor     
I wouldn't want to take a gander at that.

How big are their ducks? Or I guess the real question is...

20 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
mr lawson     
Sound like a rash case of {sunglasses}
quack doctors.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!

20 Nov 2012 12:11 PM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves     
...in 1970.

20 Nov 2012 12:11 PM
tonguedepressor     
The difference between a flick and a heave.

20 Nov 2012 12:12 PM
jfivealive     
How many dicks could a dick duck dodge if a dick duck could dodge dicks?

20 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
Bondith     
Lorena Bobbit spotted planning her next vacation.

20 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
ImperialHazman     
The ducks secretly work for the people who sell used books and other junk.

20 Nov 2012 12:14 PM
booger42     
No, I said you got any GRAPES!??!

20 Nov 2012 12:18 PM
CygnusDarius     
So, go to Thailand, visit the hookers, and get your wang lopped?.

20 Nov 2012 12:19 PM
Savage Bacon     
EVERYBODY WANG CHUCK TONIGHT!

20 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
tortilla burger     
D:

20 Nov 2012 12:24 PM
starrion     
No, Wang Lop is down the highway from Bangkok.

And you spelled it wrong.

20 Nov 2012 12:25 PM
Precision Boobery     
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20 Nov 2012 12:26 PM
Nightsweat     
Oh HELL no!

20 Nov 2012 12:26 PM
NameDot     

CygnusDarius: So, go to Thailand, visit the hookers, and get your wang lopped?.


No I think step three is marry two hookers but let one think she is the more entitled of the two but act in a way that communicates to her that she is not the...

20 Nov 2012 12:28 PM
kevinatilusa     
I like my dick attached to my waistline, sunshine.

20 Nov 2012 12:29 PM
iheartscotch     
If you must marry a Thai girl; don't cheat on her; or she'll cut off your wiener and throw it at a duck.

20 Nov 2012 12:33 PM
Zasteva     
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/might be worth the risk

20 Nov 2012 12:38 PM
ther1pp3r     

Zasteva: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 227x400]

/might be worth the risk


Yeah, if you like post-op hormone-infused boys...no wonder they don't have a problem cutting them off - it happened to them, and they turned out all right!!

20 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
Angry Buddha     
Completely unrelated, but I was friends with a Thai girl when I lived in DC. Her name was No. It was Abbott & Costello every time we went out drinking.

20 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
doczoidberg     
I've noticed that the vast majority of penis amputation stories I have read come from Asia.
Not just Thailand...but China, Taiwan, and others.

I've always wondered why.

20 Nov 2012 12:59 PM
Agent Smiths Laugh    [TotalFark]  

Zasteva: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 227x400]

/might be worth the risk


Good frame, bad portrait.

20 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
buddyrtr     
Long Duk Dong?

20 Nov 2012 01:08 PM
Mytch     
Sounds like a suitable revenge.
After all, apparently they just sell duck vaginas in big barrels on the streets in Asia.

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20 Nov 2012 01:10 PM
special20    [TotalFark]  
Viaduct?
Vy nada duck?

20 Nov 2012 01:13 PM
Salmon     
Why I don't keep ducks at home

20 Nov 2012 01:18 PM
fireclown     
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what did I just read?

20 Nov 2012 01:46 PM
Mega Steve     
I think we're missing the big picture here. Some of those "victims" probably went on to have successful singing careers

20 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
kokomo61     
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Approves.

20 Nov 2012 03:12 PM
Jument     
Another excellent reason not to hook up with a Thai woman!

/surprise penis is also a good reason, as I understand it

20 Nov 2012 03:23 PM
FunkOut     
I grew up with ducks. They'll gobble up anything remotely slug shaped without hesitation. But they get sick if you feed them gummy worms.

20 Nov 2012 04:04 PM
Apos     
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approves.

20 Nov 2012 04:12 PM
themasterdebater     

Zasteva:

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/might be worth the risk


and it's a guy too.. can you believe that?

20 Nov 2012 04:39 PM
thenino85     
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does not approve.

20 Nov 2012 06:02 PM
WeenerGord     
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20 Nov 2012 06:16 PM
WeenerGord     
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20 Nov 2012 06:19 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
major medical booooooooy
yeah!

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20 Nov 2012 07:59 PM
ShonenBat     
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You don't say!

20 Nov 2012 08:34 PM
WeenerGord     

ambassador_ahab: I wonder what "penis-infused duck" tastes like?


Dunno but here is what it may look like

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20 Nov 2012 08:56 PM
Tsu-na-mi     
The question everyone here wants to have answered but is afraid to ask:

How will this affect Thai ladyboy porn?

20 Nov 2012 11:19 PM
nbt     
Remember - if it ain't your wife's favouritest toy in the whole world, you're doing something wrong.

20 Nov 2012 11:51 PM
MBFGeek     
That's a duck, not a dick...

21 Nov 2012 12:08 AM
MartinD-35     
My brother (PhD Harvard, retired US Ambassador) is married to a Thai woman (he speaks Thai as well as a native). He told me that the word for infidelity in Thai is literally translated as "chop it off and fee it to the ducks." There is a great picture of a Thai guy running naked down the road with one hand clasped over his missing private and the other carrying a duck. It's a fact that the most number of penile reconstruction surgeons in the world are in Thailand. And the normal thing is for a Thai house, on stilts, to have a "cage" under the house where they keep various birds, including ducks. There is a trap door and they throw their "compostables" through the trap door to feed the animals. Ducks will eat about anything organic.

21 Nov 2012 07:11 AM
Barnstormer     

21 Nov 2012 08:22 AM
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