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   Today's "teacher having sex with students" story comes to us from Springfield, IL. The teacher was not qualified to be hired in the first place. With mugshot good...uh, with a mugshot

20 Nov 2012 12:14 PM   |   22204 clicks   |   Illinois State Journal-Register
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NowhereMon     
Not impressed

20 Nov 2012 09:55 AM
Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
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WAH wah

20 Nov 2012 11:15 AM
olddeegee    [TotalFark]  
Some teachers are more "hands on" in their methods.

20 Nov 2012 11:28 AM
booger42     
Sister of Opie, from Family Guy?

/carlsbad caverns

20 Nov 2012 12:16 PM
born_yesterday     
I'd hit it.

I bet she cleans up real good.

20 Nov 2012 12:16 PM
CokeBear     
Springfield?

Did Bart finally get some?

20 Nov 2012 12:17 PM
Matthew Keene     
Ah, for the good old days, when school teacher meant someone with a sixth grade education.

20 Nov 2012 12:18 PM
Loaf's Tray     
Subby makes me happy just for following good "truth in headlining" etiquette...

20 Nov 2012 12:20 PM
Martonio     
OH CMON!!! If there was a time for the standard FARK hottie teacher headline, this was the one!!!

20 Nov 2012 12:21 PM
Nick Nostril     
"Hello!..."
(looks at back of guitar)
"...Springfield!"

20 Nov 2012 12:21 PM
SkylineRecords     
Day #57: They still think I'm a teacher. All is going according to plan.

20 Nov 2012 12:22 PM
eas81     

Sybarite: [d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net image 284x198]

WAH wah


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/Frowns on her shenanigans

20 Nov 2012 12:22 PM
Loaf's Tray     

Nick Nostril: "Hello!..."
(looks at back of guitar)
"...Springfield!"


And I thought they knew how to rock in Shelbyville...

20 Nov 2012 12:22 PM
pottie     
"I frequently found teachers teaching subjects that they should not be teaching,"

You don't say

20 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
iheartscotch     
Why would you hire a teacher without credentials? That's kind of like hiring a bum from the park to design a bridge.

20 Nov 2012 12:26 PM
jtown     

iheartscotch: Why would you hire a teacher without credentials? That's kind of like hiring a bum from the park to design a bridge.


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He was very convincing.

20 Nov 2012 12:29 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  

iheartscotch: Why would you hire a teacher without credentials? That's kind of like hiring a bum from the park to design a bridge.


But they're ok to pull rickshaws, right?

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20 Nov 2012 12:29 PM
JackieRabbit     
Those poor traumatized 17 year olds. They would never have tried to get into a vagina had it not been for this evil woman's corrupting influence. Nosiree, 17 year old boys don't generally like vagina.

20 Nov 2012 12:31 PM
Meatybrain    [TotalFark]  

blatz514: iheartscotch: Why would you hire a teacher without credentials? That's kind of like hiring a bum from the park to design a bridge.

But they're ok to pull rickshaws, right?


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Yeah, but you'd probably have to get him drunk first...

20 Nov 2012 12:34 PM
SkylineRecords     

JackieRabbit: Those poor traumatized 17 year olds. They would never have tried to get into a vagina had it not been for this evil woman's corrupting influence. Nosiree, 17 year old boys don't generally like vagina.


Agreed, but you can't commit a double standard on pedophilia. I'm sure there are plenty of willing 18-year-olds.

20 Nov 2012 12:36 PM
jtown     

iheartscotch: Why would you hire a teacher without credentials? That's kind of like hiring a bum from the park to design a bridge.


Oh, and that reminds me of one of the music teachers at a local community college. He'd been a professional musician for decades and teaching a performing band class for years. One day, he was told he needed to have a Master's to continue teaching that class.

So, while he was cramming thru to get the degree, another teacher came out of retirement for a year to cover his class. The retired teacher's Master's degree was in engineering. Absolutely nothing to do with music but he could check the box so he was clearly qualified. He was qualified, having been a musician even longer than the other teacher and having been a music teacher as well but those skills were not requirements of the job as far as the school was concerned.

I don't find it at all surprising that someone is unqualified because of a technicality but is perfectly capable of performing the task.

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20 Nov 2012 12:39 PM
Pair-o-Dice     

JackieRabbit: Those poor traumatized 17 year olds. They would never have tried to get into a vagina had it not been for this evil woman's corrupting influence. Nosiree, 17 year old boys don't generally like vagina.


A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...when I was 17, I would've f*cked anything with a wet and warm hole. Apparently these kids aren't any different. Some things never change.

20 Nov 2012 12:42 PM
volodya     
I knew this one would show up on FARK when I saw her on the news last night. The batshiat crazy photo made the story.

20 Nov 2012 12:42 PM
iheartscotch     

jtown: iheartscotch: Why would you hire a teacher without credentials? That's kind of like hiring a bum from the park to design a bridge.



He was very convincing.


Did he also sell you some magic beans? If so, that guy is smooth; he got me last week. Damn magic beans.

20 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
iheartscotch     

blatz514: iheartscotch: Why would you hire a teacher without credentials? That's kind of like hiring a bum from the park to design a bridge.

But they're ok to pull rickshaws, right?


Yep; although, I bet they try to take dumps in the rickshaw.

20 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
SlagginOff     

Matthew Keene: Ah, for the good old days, when school teacher meant someone with a sixth grade education.


I read that as sixth grade erection.

20 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
Ooba Tooba     
In a dark room, party going on in the rest of the house, drunk on youth, and cheap beer, she strokes your penis through your pants. You know she is older, and you never thought this situation could be happening to you. You never fantasized about her in class (maybe once) and really never found her attractive, but here you are. She left her authority in class. She is looking at you with pleading eyes. An equal. How can her hand feel so good? You no longer see her as older. She undressed you, and herself, before you could show that last bit of reluctance she knew you were feeling. As she takes you into her mouth, that reluctance is gone. Gone forever, like dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind.

20 Nov 2012 12:54 PM
BarkingUnicorn     
I wonder if the "proper" certification includes certification of sexual proclivities.

20 Nov 2012 01:06 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     

Sybarite: [d2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net image 284x198]

WAH wah


She has a kind of Pablo Picasso thing going on. Or maybe Salvador Dali.

20 Nov 2012 01:11 PM
cmb53208     
I've been to Springfield, IL and she's probably one of the best looking women there.

/Springfield, IL is a shiathole's shiathole

20 Nov 2012 01:18 PM
JackieRabbit     

cmb53208: I've been to Springfield, IL and she's probably one of the best looking women there.

/Springfield, IL is a shiathole's shiathole


So, you prefer Shelbyville women. Got it.

20 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
Rubix^3     
She looks like a clown sans makeup.

20 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
wutchamacallem     
Link

The only central Illinois cougars.

20 Nov 2012 02:04 PM
inglixthemad     

JackieRabbit: Those poor traumatized 17 year olds. They would never have tried to get into a vagina had it not been for this evil woman's corrupting influence. Nosiree, 17 year old boys don't generally like vagina.


The 17 year old boys don't like vagina the way 17 year old girls don't like penis.

20 Nov 2012 02:05 PM
martid4    [TotalFark]  

born_yesterday: I'd hit it.

I bet she cleans up real good.


Ditto!

20 Nov 2012 02:12 PM
Big_Fat_Liar     
The story and comments under it focus more on the credential issue than the fornicating. This woman did have credentials to teach K through 9, so I'm not getting how the credentials thing is even much of an issue. Are they thinking the 10-12 credential is where they teach you to not fark the students, or that it would be OK if she had limited herself to farking 9th graders?

20 Nov 2012 02:14 PM
MCStymie     
She's a little wonky; I dig that in a gal. Unfortunately, a penchant for kids doesn't much help her case.

/Yeah, I'd hit it. Why not?

20 Nov 2012 02:26 PM
Rickenbacker     

cmb53208: I've been to Springfield, IL and she's probably one of the best looking women there.

/Springfield, IL is a shiathole's shiathole


As someone who lives in central Illinois (in Springfield for a while), I beg to differ. Try looking at the vast wasteland south of the Springfield-Decatur-Champaign line. It's all relative. Yes, by that I mean they're all farkin' related.

20 Nov 2012 02:54 PM
ObscureNameHere     
Teachers should have degrees in subjects (Math, English, History, Science), not degrees in 'Teaching'.

20 Nov 2012 03:30 PM
Incog_Neeto     

jtown: iheartscotch: Why would you hire a teacher without credentials? That's kind of like hiring a bum from the park to design a bridge.

Oh, and that reminds me of one of the music teachers at a local community college. He'd been a professional musician for decades and teaching a performing band class for years. One day, he was told he needed to have a Master's to continue teaching that class.

So, while he was cramming thru to get the degree, another teacher came out of retirement for a year to cover his class. The retired teacher's Master's degree was in engineering. Absolutely nothing to do with music but he could check the box so he was clearly qualified. He was qualified, having been a musician even longer than the other teacher and having been a music teacher as well but those skills were not requirements of the job as far as the school was concerned.

I don't find it at all surprising that someone is unqualified because of a technicality but is perfectly capable of performing the task.

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The task being that of banging 17 year olds?

20 Nov 2012 04:52 PM
GrizzledVeteran     
Ooba Tooba, I'm sorry you haven't yet gotten a shout-out for that bit of clever-and-creepy prose^^^...nicely done!

20 Nov 2012 09:06 PM
allears     
I went to high school in Springfield, about 50 years ago. Definitely a shiathole then, and it doesn't seem to have changed much. Got the hell out and never looked back.

Reminds me of another Springfield story a little while ago, where the high school drama department put on a Shakespeare play, but with boys playing women's roles, and girls playing guy's roles. The students were having a great time, the audiences loved it, but some typical Springfield parent complained, so the play was cancelled due to "promoting homosexuality."

21 Nov 2012 02:30 PM
Ooba Tooba     

GrizzledVeteran: Ooba Tooba, I'm sorry you haven't yet gotten a shout-out for that bit of clever-and-creepy prose^^^...nicely done!


You are too kind. *tips hat*

21 Nov 2012 03:14 PM
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