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20 Nov 2012 03:07 PM   |   3225 clicks   |   KPHO Phoenix
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
No turkey gizzard flavor?

20 Nov 2012 03:10 PM
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artvandelay22     
What about "Drunk Uncle", "Stop Eating Those M&M's, You'll Spoil Your Appetite!" and "Cry Me a River, Middle Child"?

20 Nov 2012 03:10 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
www.bilerico.com
/fight!

20 Nov 2012 03:11 PM
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CygnusDarius     
How about "Aunt-Agna's-special-grape-juice-not-m eant-for-children" flavor?.

20 Nov 2012 03:11 PM
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farm machine     
The ever popular "Grandma smells like mothballs" or "My skank sister-in-law"?

20 Nov 2012 03:14 PM
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farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  
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20 Nov 2012 03:15 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

farm machine: The ever popular "Grandma smells like mothballs" or "My skank sister-in-law"?


Is she HAWT?!?!

20 Nov 2012 03:15 PM
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Englebert Slaptyback     

farm machine


The ever popular "Grandma smells like mothballs" or "My skank sister-in-law"?


Get a scoop of each, then you'll have "Grandma smells like my skank sister-in-law".

20 Nov 2012 03:15 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

Englebert Slaptyback: farm machine

The ever popular "Grandma smells like mothballs" or "My skank sister-in-law"?


Get a scoop of each, then you'll have "Grandma smells like my skank sister-in-law".


I'd LICK IT!!!!

20 Nov 2012 03:16 PM
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MyNameIsMofuga    [TotalFark]  

ChipNASA: [www.bilerico.com image 572x480]
/fight!


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20 Nov 2012 03:17 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  

Englebert Slaptyback: farm machine

The ever popular "Grandma smells like mothballs" or "My skank sister-in-law"?


Get a scoop of each, then you'll have "Grandma smells like my skank sister-in-law".


24.media.tumblr.com

20 Nov 2012 03:18 PM
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FizixJunkee     
What about the "Don't mention your black boyfriend to grandpa" flavor?

20 Nov 2012 03:19 PM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Mmmm, Scotch and Recrimination.

20 Nov 2012 03:20 PM
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BigNumber12     
Considering some of the other greenlit stories today, maybe a "Materialism" flavor containing ground up bits of consumer electronics?

20 Nov 2012 03:23 PM
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santadog    [TotalFark]  
Too little, too late:
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20 Nov 2012 03:24 PM
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LewDux    [TotalFark]  

20 Nov 2012 03:26 PM
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Odd Bird     
Is Drunk Driver Road Kill a flavor?

/fark you, Victor

20 Nov 2012 03:28 PM
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Tarl3k     
So these flavors are extracted directly from Republicans then?

/You got your main in my politics!!!
//You got your politics in my main!!!

20 Nov 2012 03:32 PM
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Summoner101     
No "Uncomfortable Political/Religious Discussions"?

20 Nov 2012 03:32 PM
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FormlessOne     

artvandelay22: What about "Drunk Uncle", "Stop Eating Those M&M's, You'll Spoil Your Appetite!" and "Cry Me a River, Middle Child"?


I prefer the more esoteric flavors, such as "Two Drumsticks, Three Uncles", "Muscat-Marinaded Mother-in-Law", and "Nap-time Turkey Fart."

20 Nov 2012 03:34 PM
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FormlessOne     

Summoner101: No "Uncomfortable Political/Religious Discussions"?


It's become a staple, though, so it's hard to call it out. For example, when the "Leers, Sneers, and Queers" flavor debuted, there was quite the rush - now, it's a relatively common fixture in many American gatherings. Same goes for the "Take that Stupid Round Hat Off At My Table", "Jesus Is My BBQ Chef", and "I'll Halal Off and Whack You" flavors. Variety is the spice of Thanksgiving, these days.

20 Nov 2012 03:37 PM
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FormlessOne     

ChipNASA: farm machine: The ever popular "Grandma smells like mothballs" or "My skank sister-in-law"?

Is she HAWT?!?!


Ah, I remember fondly the "Food, Fun, and Fingerbang" flavor when the cousins used to visit.

20 Nov 2012 03:38 PM
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Summer Glau's Love Slave     
Do it come with Titty Sprinkles?

20 Nov 2012 03:39 PM
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cmb53208     
Im waiting for the 'you were a lousy mother and I cant believe I wasted a tank of gas to drive out to see your sorry ass' flavor

20 Nov 2012 03:41 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

FormlessOne: ChipNASA: farm machine: The ever popular "Grandma smells like mothballs" or "My skank sister-in-law"?

Is she HAWT?!?!

Ah, I remember fondly the "Food, Fun, and Fingerbang" flavor when the cousins used to visit.


www.danthatscool.com



or

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/'bout covers it.

20 Nov 2012 03:42 PM
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cmb53208     

Odd Bird: Is Drunk Driver Road Kill a flavor?

/fark you, Victor


Only in Wisconsin and New Orleans metro

20 Nov 2012 03:42 PM
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FunkOut    [TotalFark]  

artvandelay22: What about "Drunk Uncle", "Stop Eating Those M&M's, You'll Spoil Your Appetite!" and "Cry Me a River, Middle Child"?


I was thinking "Mom Had a Meltdown and Threw The Turkey Into the Backyard", "Cat Jumped Into The Pie On the Counter", and "Just Punched A Cousin Whose Name I Don't Even Know".

20 Nov 2012 03:47 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

20 Nov 2012 03:47 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
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20 Nov 2012 03:50 PM
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ABQGOD     
How about "just this once can we not fight over something trivial this time of year, hmm I guess not" flavor?

20 Nov 2012 03:52 PM
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Ambitwistor     

20 Nov 2012 03:59 PM
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pottie     
Silly subby, Tears and Bitter Resentment is a valentine's flavor.

20 Nov 2012 04:01 PM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     

pottie: Silly subby, Tears and Bitter Resentment is a valentine's flavor.


Oh, I think it is a VERY seasonal flavor this year.
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20 Nov 2012 04:08 PM
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Real Women Drink Akvavit    [TotalFark]  
How about the "I drink so I don't slaughter you all" flavor? I hear it is quite popular in some homes.

20 Nov 2012 04:15 PM
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Wizard Drongo     
Never been here but I've heard a lot of good stuff about Azucar Ice Cream in Miami's Little Havana. They do some amazing flavours that I'd love to try...unfortunately they just won't deliver to Scotland, no matter how much I beg them...

20 Nov 2012 04:49 PM
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zerkalo     
Eggnog and upload.wikimedia.org

On second thought, hold the eggnog

20 Nov 2012 04:49 PM
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zerkalo     

ChipNASA: [d30opm7hsgivgh.cloudfront.net image 450x350]


BUMPUSES!

20 Nov 2012 04:50 PM
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hogans     
I'll hold out for "That Pothead Niece Is Eating the Turkey Skins Again".

20 Nov 2012 05:02 PM
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Rasraf Mekerk     
"It's the only food-flavored ice cream I've ever had," said Ashley Steele.

What kind of ice cream has Ashley been eating prior to this? Dirt? Asphalt? Lead-flavored ice cream might be delicious!

20 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
third year in a row for Breyer's "I Hate Your Vegan Coont Daughter Swirl"

20 Nov 2012 05:36 PM
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SweetSaws     

zerkalo: Eggnog and [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x379]

On second thought, hold the eggnog


Yes sir!

20 Nov 2012 05:43 PM
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lakrfool     
The Cowboys Are Losing & This Is My Fist
Uncle Jim's Scrotum
Drunken Leftovers
Judgemental Sisters

20 Nov 2012 05:48 PM
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SultanofSchwing     
My favorite flavor is "Banging the Sister-In-Law."

20 Nov 2012 06:32 PM
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Canton     
FTA: "It's the only food-flavored ice cream I've ever had," said Ashley Steele. "I love it and my kids love it."

What ice cream flavors does she usually eat? Kerosine? Plywood?

lakrfool: The Cowboys Are Losing & This Is My Fist
Uncle Jim's Scrotum
Drunken Leftovers
Judgemental Sisters


Okay, maybe those. (Although drunken leftovers might technically count as food...)

20 Nov 2012 07:43 PM
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CigaretteSmokingMan     

SultanofSchwing: My favorite flavor is "Banging the Sister-In-Law."


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20 Nov 2012 08:01 PM
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Contents Under Pressure     
Don't forget the "Tutti Fruiti Mom, I'm Gay Sorbet".

20 Nov 2012 08:06 PM
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WordsnCollision     
petslady.com

/Going cold turkey just got better.

20 Nov 2012 08:31 PM
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Gawdzila     
Hmm, I bet "Bitter Resentment" would go well in an ice cream float with Stone IPA.

20 Nov 2012 09:20 PM
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RottenEggs     

pottie: Silly subby, Tears and Bitter Resentment is a valentine's flavor.


Nah just O'Bama voters flavor.

20 Nov 2012 10:08 PM
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Bitter Tears tastes so sweet.

21 Nov 2012 05:03 AM
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