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   Six high-end coffemakers stolen in one afternoon from three Starbucks locations in Canadian city. Police have grounds to believe it was a thin, medium height dark-complected con man. A skinny grande mocha smoothie, if you will

20 Nov 2012 06:33 PM   |   2562 clicks   |   Victoria Times Colonist
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shanrick    [TotalFark]  
Selling coffee has its perks for those who have bean so lucky.

20 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
God Is My Co-Pirate     
I like my coffee like I like my men: rich, dark and Italian.

20 Nov 2012 03:04 PM
gopher321    [TotalFark]  
I like the convenience of my Tassimo but DAMN. I wouldn't mind one of those automatic espresso machines.

20 Nov 2012 03:07 PM
rotsky    [TotalFark]  
Quite a "bold" theft to take place in the daylight.

20 Nov 2012 03:21 PM
Marcus Aurelius    [TotalFark]  
So now The Onion, celebrated for their zany approach to the news, has fallen under the spell of the radical left

If The Onion isn't already on the list of things opposing the GOP, they sure are now.

"Radical left"? Do we actually HAVE any of those in this country any more?

20 Nov 2012 03:42 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  
I have an ironclad alibi...that I left in my car...which is parked far away so it will take me a while to return with said alibi

20 Nov 2012 04:06 PM
Ed Finnerty     
I like my coffee makers like I like my women: cheap, plastic, and really into enemas.

20 Nov 2012 04:12 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  

Ed Finnerty: I like my coffee makers like I like my women: cheap, plastic, and really into enemas.


I like my coffee makers the way I like my women: shipped over from Korea a gross at a time.

20 Nov 2012 04:17 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Ed Finnerty: I like my coffee makers like I like my women: cheap, plastic, and really into enemas.

I like my coffee makers the way I like my women: shipped over from Korea a gross at a time.


I like my coffee makers the way I like my women: handled roughly by disinterested teenagers in aprons while I wait on line with hipsters and soccer moms.

20 Nov 2012 04:20 PM
Elandriel     

Marcus Aurelius: So now The Onion, celebrated for their zany approach to the news, has fallen under the spell of the radical left

If The Onion isn't already on the list of things opposing the GOP, they sure are now.

"Radical left"? Do we actually HAVE any of those in this country any more?


Wrong thread there, sparky.

/CSB: My friend was trying to make a joke to his uncle once about women & coffee. 'I like my women like I like my coffee.' Before the punchline, his uncle chimes in: "What, strong and black?"

He never got to finish it.

20 Nov 2012 04:25 PM
unyon    [TotalFark]  
I like my coffee like I like my women- ground up and in the freezer.

20 Nov 2012 05:08 PM
CygnusDarius     

unyon: I like my coffee like I like my women- ground up and in the freezer.


I like women like I like my coffee... Covered in bees!.

20 Nov 2012 06:34 PM
mjg     
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picture of suspect

20 Nov 2012 06:35 PM
gadian     
This must leave the franchise owners burned and with a bitter taste in their mouths. Like drinking Starbucks coffee, really.

20 Nov 2012 06:37 PM
HighZoolander     
Subby, I don't know who you are, but I like the cut of your jib. That was glorious headline, ending with a crescendo of sublimity.

20 Nov 2012 06:38 PM
de_Selby     
headline hall of shame

20 Nov 2012 06:39 PM
JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  
Hipster theft to start independent shop?

20 Nov 2012 06:45 PM
Quantum Apostrophe     
Betcha they were black.
/The coffees, I mean.

20 Nov 2012 06:49 PM
BigNumber12     
I would have held out for one of these.

20 Nov 2012 06:50 PM
Ego edo infantia cattus     
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20 Nov 2012 06:51 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
I like my like like I like my like - like, like like and like.

20 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
Anderson's Pooper    [TotalFark]  
I like my coffee like I like my women, hot and bitter!


/Ground up and stored in the freezer was already taken.

20 Nov 2012 06:54 PM
brimed03     
Oh, bravo Subby! HOTY candidate!

:)

20 Nov 2012 06:54 PM
p4p3rm4t3     
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/obscurely yummy
//semi-relevant

20 Nov 2012 06:57 PM
Nezorf     

Anderson's Pooper: I like my coffee like I like my women, hot and bitter!


/Ground up and stored in the freezer was already taken.


Cold, dark and bitter.

20 Nov 2012 07:03 PM
Jument     
I like my women like I like my coffee: whatever's cheapest at Safeway that day.

20 Nov 2012 07:06 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     

brimed03: Oh, bravo Subby! HOTY candidate!

:)


What's up, Subby

20 Nov 2012 07:08 PM
p4p3rm4t3     
Sure why not...

I like my women like I like my coffee, hot and in the kitchen.

20 Nov 2012 07:10 PM
XplodedSynapses     
That's just rich, subby. Strong and dark.

20 Nov 2012 07:11 PM
RandomAxe    [TotalFark]  
The single-use Verismo machines were developed for home use and sell for $199.

Wow, you've got to be some kind of douche to pay $200 for a single-use coffee machine. I drink around eight cups of coffee a day, so that would run me over a thousand bucks a week.

20 Nov 2012 07:14 PM
plushpuppy    [TotalFark]  

p4p3rm4t3: /obscurely yummy
//semi-relevant


Nanaimo bar

20 Nov 2012 07:20 PM
Benjimin_Dover    [TotalFark]  
What high coffee makers look like...

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20 Nov 2012 07:22 PM
Hagenhatesyouall     
That headline sucked.

Fortunately, somebody had the good sense to post some good boob pics to save this sorry ass thread.

20 Nov 2012 07:38 PM
Over_Zealously_Apathetic     

HighZoolander: Subby, I don't know who you are, but I like the cut of your jib. That was glorious headline, ending with a crescendo of sublimity.


I laughed. I laughed again. I'm still laughing.

20 Nov 2012 07:45 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
corn man?

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20 Nov 2012 07:52 PM
Okoboji     

CygnusDarius: unyon: I like my coffee like I like my women- ground up and in the freezer.

I like women like I like my coffee... Covered in bees!.


I'm actually a bit surprised it took that long for someone to post it. Fark must be slipping.

20 Nov 2012 08:02 PM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Oh, thank goodness. I thought they meant those $75,000 Italian jobbies made of brass and copper.

20 Nov 2012 08:06 PM
etherknot     
If captured will they be charged with Grandé Theft Latté?

20 Nov 2012 08:33 PM
grimlock1972     
I like how the estimate the coffee makers were sold on the street to make money for drugs, when they cannot possibly know that.

Sold on the street? yeah highly likely can't imagine a pawnshop touching them once the story hit the news.

As for what the thief spent the cash on? Who knows may have been drugs could have just as easily been spent on something else.

20 Nov 2012 08:42 PM
LowbrowDeluxe     
Subby has been working on that headline for a while waiting his time, hasn't he?

20 Nov 2012 08:43 PM
dopekitty74     

p4p3rm4t3: /obscurely yummy
//semi-relevant


Nanaimo bar... Droooool.....

20 Nov 2012 08:44 PM
Cheesehead_Dave    [TotalFark]  
If you're going to steal an expensive coffee maker, at least go big.

20 Nov 2012 08:54 PM
gja    [TotalFark]  
I like my women like I like my coffee, hot, sweet and ready to put some cream in.

/oh come on, like I was the first to think that?

20 Nov 2012 08:54 PM
rockforever     
"High end"? $200 for an espresso machine is very very very low end.

Article must have been written by a Starbucks propagandist.

20 Nov 2012 09:04 PM
RatMaster999     
New reports state he had an accomplice. A pyschic midget.

Police told to be on the lookout for a small medium at large.

20 Nov 2012 09:09 PM
cedarpark     

20 Nov 2012 09:12 PM
reillan     

CygnusDarius: unyon: I like my coffee like I like my women- ground up and in the freezer.

I like women like I like my coffee... Covered in bees!.


I like my women like I like my coffee... artificially sweet and full of cream.

20 Nov 2012 09:18 PM
whatshisname     

rockforever: "High end"? $200 for an espresso machine is very very very low end.


It's not an espresso machine. It pumps hot water through little packs of coffee that cost a buck a piece. Of course, once you pay your $199, the machine is useless unless you keep buying these $1 capsules containing 20 cents worth of coffee from Starbucks.

20 Nov 2012 09:22 PM
Bill_Wick's_Friend     

p4p3rm4t3: /obscurely yummy
//semi-relevant


You know the two main ingredients in a Namaimo bar?

Hookers and bikers

/hereallweektrytheveal

20 Nov 2012 10:22 PM
a21ozcoldcup    [TotalFark]  
This is a greenlit headline? I've written better ones in my sleep.

21 Nov 2012 01:35 AM
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