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   Ladies, are you tired of that pesky pinky toe not fitting into your favorite stilettos? Boy, do we have the surgery for you

21 Nov 2012 12:11 AM   |   11659 clicks   |   Fox News
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quatchi    [TotalFark]  
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/Oblig & hot.

20 Nov 2012 08:30 PM
PhiloeBedoe    [TotalFark]  
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20 Nov 2012 08:32 PM
BronyMedic     
FTFA: "It's as if they're walking on pillows when they wear their high heel shoes," says Dr. Nathan Lucas, a podiatrist in Memphis, Tenn. with 15 years of experience performing such procedure

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God damnit. Really, Memphis? Really?

20 Nov 2012 09:02 PM
PvtHike     
So instead of binding womens feet we're just cutting bits off now?

20 Nov 2012 09:48 PM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  
Ladies,

You can wear army boots for all we care.

Dear,
Hetrosexual Males

20 Nov 2012 09:55 PM
basemetal    [TotalFark]  
I got 99 problems, but cutting toes off so I can wear a shoe two sizes smaller ain't one.

20 Nov 2012 09:56 PM
corq    [TotalFark]  
Wide-footed. Avoided heels at all costs. Prefer sneakers.

What the Fark is so awesome about a garddamn shoe size that wimmen covet such *pain*?

/plans on walking upright in her old age, old maid or not

20 Nov 2012 10:01 PM
FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
If someone were to go on TV or appear in one of those horrible womens magazines and say that the latest sexy fad is lopping off an arm and shoving it up your ass, we'd soon see a string of women with arms up their asses.

/the only people who care about high heels and shoes in general are other women. Wear Chuck Taylors or sandals or boxes on your feet for all a man cares.

20 Nov 2012 10:22 PM
Coco LaFemme     
I'm 5'2, so I wear heels a lot when dressing up because it makes me look better in my clothes, but I'm not so vain as to mutilate myself in order to wear a smaller shoe size. The shiat women do to themselves for no good reason.......baffles the imagination. You know, if the media/fashion industry/Hollywood hadn't convinced women that they need to be a size 0, cut off toes to wear expensive shoes, get size GGG breasts and enough Botox that they'll never blink again, maybe just maybe we'd see more young girls saying their #1 aspiration was to be President rather than a model or an actress.

I know, I know....I sound fat. No, just fed up with women who torture themselves for no reason other than to be trendy.

20 Nov 2012 10:36 PM
God Is My Co-Pirate     
Eh, Cinderella's sisters did it first.

20 Nov 2012 10:45 PM
quatchi    [TotalFark]  

Mugato: Ladies,

You can wear army boots for all we care.

Dear,
Hetrosexual Males


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

We don't care.

20 Nov 2012 10:51 PM
OregonVet    [TotalFark]  
Yah, a lot of FARKers are lucky to get them warm, much less wet, or in sexy heals.

20 Nov 2012 11:01 PM
EvilEgg    [TotalFark]  
Meh, it's useless anyway. This isn't much different than a nose job or a earlobe bob.

20 Nov 2012 11:17 PM
snuff3r     
TFA: "Unless you've been there, and you can't find shoes, and you're in pain, don't judge," said Susan Deming, a patient who recently underwent a toe-shortening procedure.

Oh, we'll judge. We'll definitely judge. You're a vain twat. Put that money to good use and stop wasting your resources, you gimp.

20 Nov 2012 11:34 PM
Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
That's so retro

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21 Nov 2012 12:06 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
If your feet don't fit in the shoes you want to wear...you're wearing the wrong size shoes.

21 Nov 2012 12:14 AM
SevenizGud     
FTFA:
"I've never felt this good about something I've done," she added. "If it's vain, it's vain."

No, it's just stupid. And YOU are stupid.

21 Nov 2012 12:14 AM
ladyfortuna     

Mugato: Ladies,

You can wear army boots for all we care.

Dear,
Hetrosexual Males


Way ahead of you.

I am in fact quite sad that one of the soles started to peel off a little the other day. I need those boots so I don't break my ankle hiking around the giant hill we call a campus.

21 Nov 2012 12:15 AM
Hoopy Frood     
"Unless you've been there, and you can't find shoes, and you're in pain, don't judge," said Susan Deming, a patient who recently underwent a toe-shortening procedure.

Yeah, you know what, I think I'm going to judge anyway, you stupid, stupid twit.

21 Nov 2012 12:17 AM
GrogSmash     
Or hey, here's an idea...

Start biatching and boycotting the shoemakers until they make shoes that don't cause deformation and require you to hack off a toe?

Ah, but what do I know? I'm a man after all and don't put my health over fashion.

21 Nov 2012 12:18 AM
danielscissorhands     
Has the whole world gone farking insane!?

Oh wait.. I think I know the answer.

21 Nov 2012 12:18 AM
Darkraven     
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21 Nov 2012 12:18 AM
Wizzin     
Women have feet?

21 Nov 2012 12:19 AM
MrHappyRotter     
Vaginasectomy?

21 Nov 2012 12:19 AM
Nothing To See Here     
This little piggy went to the market


/weeeeeeeer

21 Nov 2012 12:19 AM
MrHappyRotter     
Uteroplasty?

21 Nov 2012 12:20 AM
Barricaded Gunman     
Ugh...a thread that had a lot of sexy foot photo potential, and all we've seen are grotesque mutilations.

21 Nov 2012 12:20 AM
MrHappyRotter     
Estrology?

21 Nov 2012 12:20 AM
MrHappyRotter     

Barricaded Gunman: Ugh...a thread that had a lot of sexy foot photo potential, and all we've seen are grotesque mutilations.


We find that term to be offensive.

21 Nov 2012 12:21 AM
Indypendy     

FirstNationalBastard: If someone were to go on TV or appear in one of those horrible womens magazines and say that the latest sexy fad is lopping off an arm and shoving it up your ass, we'd soon see a string of women with arms up their asses.

/the only people who care about high heels and shoes in general are other women. Wear Chuck Taylors or sandals or boxes on your feet for all a man cares.


This.

Although, I still want boobs. At 32 I've had to give up the dream of mother nature doing her damn job and giving me my big girl boobies.

21 Nov 2012 12:22 AM
GungFu     
Y'know, if only they amputated those offending toes when they were babies.

Apparently, according to all the men who now have no foreskin, you don't miss it and in fact, they prefer it that way!

Chop those toes off, moms and dads, your girls will love you for it!

21 Nov 2012 12:24 AM
wildcardjack    [TotalFark]  

Barricaded Gunman: Ugh...a thread that had a lot of sexy foot photo potential, and all we've seen are grotesque mutilations.


Because that's what the headline called for.

21 Nov 2012 12:24 AM
MrHappyRotter     

Wizzin: Women have feet?


Some do. To find the feet you must first locate the mammary glands. Approximately 12 - 24 inches from there you'll find the labia, lip-like skin extensions of the vagina. Try not to be disgusted by the labia, at least keep your lunch down for a little longer. If you look an additional 24 - 36 inches further down the body from the labia, you'll likely find between 1 and 3 feet -- the terminal ends of the legs. Keep in mind that in some women, the feet are non-existent or VERY hard to find.

21 Nov 2012 12:24 AM
Catlike Typist     
Of course, once you have toes removed for "cosmetic purposes," your feet will only look good in those shoes for which you have had yourself mutilated. And not sandals, ever again. 


/squick

21 Nov 2012 12:24 AM
Fano     

BronyMedic: FTFA: "It's as if they're walking on pillows when they wear their high heel shoes," says Dr. Nathan Lucas, a podiatrist in Memphis, Tenn. with 15 years of experience performing such procedure

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God damnit. Really, Memphis? Really?


With their feet ten feet off of Beale

21 Nov 2012 12:25 AM
PanicMan    [TotalFark]  
This is stupid. There's no reason to do this. Also:

Garrett Tenney is part of the Junior Reporter program at Fox News. Get more information on the Junior Reporters Program here.

21 Nov 2012 12:25 AM
Rapmaster2000    [TotalFark]  
A few toes on her left foot were longer than the others, making that foot an entire size larger than her right foot. The solution: A surgical procedure cutting off about a centimeter of her second toe.

I wonder if they could level out my balls.

21 Nov 2012 12:26 AM
Atypical Person Reading Fark     
I've been asking for this for years, and everyone seems to think I'm weird.

Little toes are good for nothing but pain. I'd prefer locating the gene that causes them so that I could sort through my sex cells and create four-toed children, but what the hey. Surgery works. Is cheap.

21 Nov 2012 12:26 AM
MrHappyRotter     
I've never once had pain from my little toe. But then again, I wear shoes that are the right size for my feet and I treat my body with the respect it deserves.

21 Nov 2012 12:27 AM
Atypical Person Reading Fark     

Catlike Typist: Of course, once you have toes removed for "cosmetic purposes," your feet will only look good in those shoes for which you have had yourself mutilated. And not sandals, ever again. 


/squick


I daresay many people with five toes shouldn't wear sandals either. Those of us with teensy little toes that get underneath the other toes, probably wouldn't even in notice that I was 4-toed in my sandals. And I wouldn't really care if you did.

Four toes. The new way to be.

21 Nov 2012 12:27 AM
The My Little Pony Killer    [TotalFark]  
"Unless you've been there, and you can't find shoes, and you're in pain, don't judge," said Susan Deming, a patient who recently underwent a toe-shortening procedure.

Unless you're in the middle of the desert and have worn through your shoes, there's no reason for you to not be able to find a comfortable pair of shoes and make do. And don't biatch about being in pain when your choice in footwear is driven more by fashion than comfort.

21 Nov 2012 12:27 AM
Crackers Are a Family Food     

Hoopy Frood: "Unless you've been there, and you can't find shoes, and you're in pain, don't judge," said Susan Deming, a patient who recently underwent a toe-shortening procedure.

Yeah, you know what, I think I'm going to judge anyway, you stupid, stupid twit.


Yeah, I'll judge, too. I love fashion, but not to the point where I'm going to be in pain and barely able to walk. That's just stupid.

/loves her combat boots
//though lacing up 14 eyes is kind of a pain
///not literal pain

21 Nov 2012 12:29 AM
Alkony     
I wear a size 11 to 12 in women's shoes and have since high school. I can't walk into most shoe stores and expect to find shoes that fit, which is why I shop at Payless Shoes so often.

Narrow shoes, extra pointy toes, overly high heels: these are torture devices foisted on the average woman as "fashion".

21 Nov 2012 12:29 AM
there their theyre    [TotalFark]  

Indypendy: FirstNationalBastard: If someone were to go on TV or appear in one of those horrible womens magazines and say that the latest sexy fad is lopping off an arm and shoving it up your ass, we'd soon see a string of women with arms up their asses.

/the only people who care about high heels and shoes in general are other women. Wear Chuck Taylors or sandals or boxes on your feet for all a man cares.

This.

Although, I still want boobs. At 32 I've had to give up the dream of mother nature doing her damn job and giving me my big girl boobies.


I was going to say nothing wrong with little girl boobies but I do no want to have a seat over there. Small boobs are just as nice as big boobs. Unless they are small boobs on a fat girl, which is just sad.

Also, straight men don't give a damn what shoes women are wearing.

21 Nov 2012 12:29 AM
farkingismybusiness     
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21 Nov 2012 12:30 AM
ryant123    [TotalFark]  

there their theyre: Also, straight men don't give a damn what shoes women are wearing.


It's the same with makeup. Most of the effort women put into their appearance isn't to impress men. It's to compete with other women and make them feel bad.

21 Nov 2012 12:32 AM
Churchy LaFemme     
Meh.

First-world problems...

21 Nov 2012 12:32 AM
rebelyell2006     
I discovered that I was in between two hat sizes. So you know what I did? Instead of having shiat injected into my skull to fill out a hat, I found hat size inserts that double as sweat bands, so I can wear my felt fedora in comfort and style. The problem isn't my body, it is the people who determine hat sizes.

21 Nov 2012 12:33 AM
farkingismybusiness     
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21 Nov 2012 12:33 AM
farkingismybusiness     

rebelyell2006: I discovered that I was in between two hat sizes. So you know what I did? Instead of having shiat injected into my skull to fill out a hat, I found hat size inserts that double as sweat bands, so I can wear my felt fedora in comfort and style. The problem isn't my body, it is the people who determine hat sizes.


No, your problem is thinking you look good in a fedora.

21 Nov 2012 12:35 AM
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