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   'Two-faced, one-eyed crazy biatches' basically sums up this week's mug shot roundup

20 Nov 2012 11:16 PM   |   12522 clicks   |   The Smoking Gun
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dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  
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Arrested for unlawful use of a phone--failure to hang up.

My wife would be facing a life sentence.

20 Nov 2012 08:32 PM
AdolfOliverPanties     
Don't see why this one got the green after the other one already had several comments, including a 'shop.

Modmins just making people do extra work.

And right before the holidays! Ain't nobody got time for that!


/not subby for either one 
//not 'shop artist either

20 Nov 2012 08:44 PM
Mangoose     
Being a drunk pedestrian? Walking while drunk is now a crime?

Also 13 is the girl at the start of her addiction, 14 is the girl after she finally kicks 20 years from now.

SANDWICH IS MAH HEROIN!

20 Nov 2012 08:50 PM
Irving Maimway    [TotalFark]  

Mangoose: Being a drunk pedestrian? Walking while drunk is now a crime?

Also 13 is the girl at the start of her addiction, 14 is the girl after she finally kicks 20 years from now.

SANDWICH IS MAH HEROIN!


It's a drug that's done great things for my record collection but I've never had a desire to do it myself.

20 Nov 2012 09:33 PM
cretinbob     

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Arrested for unlawful use of a phone--failure to hang up.

My wife would be facing a life sentence.


I'm not sure which is worse...the eyebrows or the charge


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//bears repeating

20 Nov 2012 09:34 PM
webthing01     
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20 Nov 2012 09:36 PM
basemetal    [TotalFark]  
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Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.

20 Nov 2012 09:46 PM
AirForceVet    [TotalFark]  
Arrested for being a drunk pedestrian? My God, you can't drive, ride a bike or horse drunk, but you can't walk home now?

What's next? Arrested for riding in a taxi drunk?

"But sir, I didn't even puke in the cab."

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/Should have busted him for poor fashion sense.
//And what's with the farkin' hair?
///Looks like something a middle school girl does on Saturday night that doesn't involve batteries.

20 Nov 2012 10:08 PM
Eddy Gurge    [TotalFark]  
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20 Nov 2012 10:11 PM
phlegmmo    [TotalFark]  
Separated at birth?
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20 Nov 2012 10:39 PM
webthing01     
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20 Nov 2012 11:10 PM
webthing01     
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20 Nov 2012 11:18 PM
minnkat    [TotalFark]  
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20 Nov 2012 11:20 PM
Hector Remarkable    [TotalFark]  
This guy either suffers from hemi-spatial neglect, or he's half-man/half-man
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Yo Yo Ma

20 Nov 2012 11:23 PM
phlegmmo    [TotalFark]  

minnkat: i.imgur.com


Always superb.

20 Nov 2012 11:24 PM
Apos     
*clicks link*

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20 Nov 2012 11:25 PM
Hector Remarkable    [TotalFark]  
Won't someone lend her an ear?
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20 Nov 2012 11:26 PM
gglibertine     
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Looks just like one of the interns at my office. And I wouldn't put it past her.

20 Nov 2012 11:28 PM
minnkat    [TotalFark]  
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20 Nov 2012 11:29 PM
Professor Pickles     
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u mad bro?

20 Nov 2012 11:29 PM
minnkat    [TotalFark]  
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20 Nov 2012 11:30 PM
Podmore    [TotalFark]  
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I didn't think I had OCD, but it's driving me crazy that those flamingly stupid eyebrows don't quite match up.

20 Nov 2012 11:30 PM
AngryRadio     
Professor Pickles: ...

u mad bro?


Ahhhhh that's who she reminded me of, thanks!

20 Nov 2012 11:31 PM
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20 Nov 2012 11:34 PM
Boris S. Wort     

20 Nov 2012 11:34 PM
signaljammer     
Provided it isn't adulterated, Herointm, if it doesn't kill ya' isn't that rough physiologically. Everyone around here hates it because they feel it robs them of their personalities and empathy, though.

20 Nov 2012 11:36 PM
BuckTurgidson     
Arrested for unlawful use of a phone--failure to hang up.


wat?

20 Nov 2012 11:38 PM
strapp3r     

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Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.


seriously! i was just in Vancouver and stumbled upon E. Hastings St. whilst walking about after work.
awful/scary/sad bunch of junkies. lots of the youngsters looked liked ghosts. **brrrrrrr**
had to go back into the downtown to see some healthy people to rinse the foul out of my mind.

/stop now young pup!

20 Nov 2012 11:39 PM
Vector R     
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20 Nov 2012 11:40 PM
MadAzza     
minnkat:

I'm giggling my head off. At all of yours. 

Others' too, but all of yours.

20 Nov 2012 11:41 PM
wiseolddude     
phlegmmo

Separated at birth?


That was my first thought also.

20 Nov 2012 11:44 PM
JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  
Wonder how often she shaves?

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20 Nov 2012 11:46 PM
lordargent     
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20 Nov 2012 11:47 PM
farkingismybusiness     
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Gaben?

20 Nov 2012 11:48 PM
farkingismybusiness     
Arrested for assault, kidnapping, and robbery.
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That's what they get for interrupting Beecher while he's shaving.

20 Nov 2012 11:50 PM
Ed Grubermann    [TotalFark]  

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Keep Sharpies away from Vulcans?

20 Nov 2012 11:51 PM
ladyfortuna     
That one guy in the funky t-shirt looks like Kevin Smith O.o

20 Nov 2012 11:51 PM
Poison Appleseeds     
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20 Nov 2012 11:51 PM
Fish in a Barrel     
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Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude

20 Nov 2012 11:52 PM
astouffer     

basemetal: Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.


Makes me wonder if she suddenly decided to do heroin one day or got hooked on oxy and switched over because its so much cheaper. Either way the outcome is sad.

20 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
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20 Nov 2012 11:56 PM
ladyfortuna     

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Charge: prostitution

That's a lot better than what we usually see in prostitute mugshots.

/it's probably a dude


Could be... would be interesting to see a 'shop with all the makeup reduced to normal flesh tones.

20 Nov 2012 11:56 PM
MadAzza     

astouffer: basemetal: Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.

Makes me wonder if she suddenly decided to do heroin one day or got hooked on oxy and switched over because its so much cheaper. Either way the outcome is sad.


It is sad. And now she's going to be wrapped up in the criminal justice system, which will do nothing for her -- or for society by incarcerating her.

She's lost.

20 Nov 2012 11:58 PM
Deacon Blue    [TotalFark]  

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Heroin possession. Get her while she's still hot guys, before the drugs take their toll.


Farking young to be a needle freak

21 Nov 2012 12:00 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

AirForceVet: Arrested for being a drunk pedestrian? My God, you can't drive, ride a bike or horse drunk, but you can't walk home now?

What's next? Arrested for riding in a taxi drunk?

"But sir, I didn't even puke in the cab."

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/Should have busted him for poor fashion sense.
//And what's with the farkin' hair?
///Looks like something a middle school girl does on Saturday night that doesn't involve batteries.


In his case, the actual charge was probably "Being a whiny biatch" but since that's not an actual crime, they chose the next best thing.

21 Nov 2012 12:02 AM
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Uh, I find this work to be strongly vaginal.

21 Nov 2012 12:03 AM
minnkat    [TotalFark]  
YTID - Thank you for the TF!

Like I need to waste even more time here.

21 Nov 2012 12:04 AM
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I was thinking Vulcan as well. 

And add me to the "Drunken walking? WTF??" pile.

21 Nov 2012 12:05 AM
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21 Nov 2012 12:18 AM
MrHappyRotter     
1) Cry me a river
2) Black Friday just around the corner. Everything's half off
3) Duck face
4) $100 a month sharpie habit
5) Nothing unusual about this on
6) I think he's got a slightly lazy eye.
7) Mmmm. Bears.
8) Some blond.
9) Floating head.
10) The tat says it all
11) Too pretty for prison
12) It's Pat!
13) Again, what's odd about this?
14) Pucker up
15) She likes cookies. And cats. Lots of cats.

21 Nov 2012 12:18 AM
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