Consider how the lilies grow. They do not labor or spin. Yet I tell you, not even Solomon in all his splendor was dressed like one of these. If that is how God clothes the grass of the field, which is here today, and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, how much more will he clothe you, O you of little faith!

I have set you an example that you should do as I have done for you.

Oh dear Lord, if you see fit to send me my one true love...

Duck_of_Doom: Oh dear Lord, if you see fit to send me my one true love...

Done in 2.

Jay: "Guys like us don't just fall out of the sky, you know?"
*rufus belly flops on the pavement*
Jay: "naked, big-breasted woment don't just fall out of the sky, you know?"

His weight was too much for the duct, which broke and let Kimrey fall about 11 feet, the Hickory Daily Record said. A pile of his clothes was found before he was.

/Well? before he was WHAT? TELL ME....AHHHHHHHHH

I became an atheist because my prayers were never answered

Simpsons did it.

DRTFA

chaosweaver: Jay: "Guys like us don't just fall out of the sky, you know?"
*rufus belly flops on the pavement*
Jay: "naked, big-breasted woment don't just fall out of the sky, you know?"

Came for Latrine, leaving happy

ExperianScaresCthulhu: chaosweaver: Jay: "Guys like us don't just fall out of the sky, you know?"
*rufus belly flops on the pavement*
Jay: "naked, big-breasted woment don't just fall out of the sky, you know?"

Touche, sir.

Seriously, though... why would you crawl through the church's duct system? Are you jonesing that bad for wafers and booze?

Hot like a balloon's air.

i.r.id10t: Came for Latrine, leaving happy

Well, we know you're not an Everlast.

/bah dum, tss

i.r.id10t: Came for Latrine, leaving happy

So, she touched it?

Omahawg: I became an atheist because my prayers were never answered
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There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the ceiling of the church

There's a bum in the hole in the duct in the ceiling on the roof and he's naked in the church
There's a bum in the hole in the duct in the ceiling on the roof and he's naked in the church

There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the ceiling of the church.

Thread needs moar Futurama.

/too lazy to find and post the screengrab

He wanted to spend the night in the place of worship, but reports said he was incoherent and there was concern he'd harm children rehearsing in the choir.
Good for them for looking out for the kids, but if they actually believed what they claim to believe, maybe they should have gotten the guy some help. I don't think Jesus would have tossed him out on the street.

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: [thisdistractedglobe.com image 500x216]

Came for this. Satisfied.