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20 Nov 2012 09:50 PM   |   3457 clicks   |   Huffington Post
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  

20 Nov 2012 09:56 PM
Duck_of_Doom     
Oh dear Lord, if you see fit to send me my one true love...

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20 Nov 2012 09:58 PM
Indypendy     

Duck_of_Doom: Oh dear Lord, if you see fit to send me my one true love...


Done in 2.

20 Nov 2012 10:03 PM
chaosweaver     
Jay: "Guys like us don't just fall out of the sky, you know?"
*rufus belly flops on the pavement*
Jay: "naked, big-breasted woment don't just fall out of the sky, you know?"

20 Nov 2012 10:05 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
His weight was too much for the duct, which broke and let Kimrey fall about 11 feet, the Hickory Daily Record said. A pile of his clothes was found before he was.

/Well? before he was WHAT? TELL ME....AHHHHHHHHH

20 Nov 2012 10:05 PM
Omahawg     
I became an atheist because my prayers were never answered
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20 Nov 2012 10:07 PM
Strongbeerrules     
Simpsons did it.

DRTFA

20 Nov 2012 10:07 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu     

chaosweaver: Jay: "Guys like us don't just fall out of the sky, you know?"
*rufus belly flops on the pavement*
Jay: "naked, big-breasted woment don't just fall out of the sky, you know?"


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20 Nov 2012 10:10 PM
i.r.id10t     
Came for Latrine, leaving happy

20 Nov 2012 10:12 PM
chaosweaver     

ExperianScaresCthulhu: chaosweaver: Jay: "Guys like us don't just fall out of the sky, you know?"
*rufus belly flops on the pavement*
Jay: "naked, big-breasted woment don't just fall out of the sky, you know?"


Touche, sir.

Seriously, though... why would you crawl through the church's duct system? Are you jonesing that bad for wafers and booze?

20 Nov 2012 10:14 PM
buckler     
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Hot like a balloon's air.

20 Nov 2012 10:15 PM
Mayhem of the Black Underclass     
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20 Nov 2012 10:15 PM
chaosweaver     

i.r.id10t: Came for Latrine, leaving happy


Well, we know you're not an Everlast.

/bah dum, tss

20 Nov 2012 10:16 PM
Duck_of_Doom     

i.r.id10t: Came for Latrine, leaving happy


So, she touched it?

20 Nov 2012 10:19 PM
DanZero    [TotalFark]  

Omahawg: I became an atheist because my prayers were never answered
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20 Nov 2012 10:21 PM
Hector Remarkable    [TotalFark]  
There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the ceiling of the church

There's a bum in the hole in the duct in the ceiling on the roof and he's naked in the church
There's a bum in the hole in the duct in the ceiling on the roof and he's naked in the church

There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the ceiling of the church.

20 Nov 2012 10:39 PM
Amos Quito     
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20 Nov 2012 10:58 PM
Marine1     
Thread needs moar Futurama.

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20 Nov 2012 11:02 PM
Tarmangani     
He wanted to spend the night in the place of worship, but reports said he was incoherent and there was concern he'd harm children rehearsing in the choir.
Good for them for looking out for the kids, but if they actually believed what they claim to believe, maybe they should have gotten the guy some help. I don't think Jesus would have tossed him out on the street.

21 Nov 2012 09:35 AM
kobrakai     

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Came for this. Satisfied.

21 Nov 2012 11:53 AM
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