Because he wanted a pizza.

And stoners wonder why they're made fun of.

Well, malls are the modern churches; the centers of community activity. If you want to disrupt a society that you hate then that is what you target, even if it is only a threat.

If you want pizza and your community is sufficiently devolved then you also have to go to this modern center of community live to get that pizza. That is the uncomfortable reality; If you want pizza and you want to destroy modern, Western civilization then you will have to make some choices.

JasonOfOrillia: Well, malls are the modern churches; the centers of community activity. If you want to disrupt a society that you hate then that is what you target, even if it is only a threat.

If you want pizza and your community is sufficiently devolved then you also have to go to this modern center of community live to get that pizza. That is the uncomfortable reality; If you want pizza and you want to destroy modern, Western civilization then you will have to make some choices.

So if you want both you...choose both, I guess is the moral here?

Gosh, how hard would it be for some real terrorist to blow up a mall?

I'll kill you all, as soon as I get some pizza. and maybe some chips. And a big soda. And some candy. Man, as soon as I get some more weed, I'm gonna kill everybody, hey, wait, man, that guy didn't steal my weed. It's right here in my front pocket, labeled, "MY WEED". Oh, wow. I kill you all... some day..... for some reason....

Gyrfalcon: JasonOfOrillia: Well, malls are the modern churches; the centers of community activity. If you want to disrupt a society that you hate then that is what you target, even if it is only a threat.

If you want pizza and your community is sufficiently devolved then you also have to go to this modern center of community live to get that pizza. That is the uncomfortable reality; If you want pizza and you want to destroy modern, Western civilization then you will have to make some choices.

So if you want both you...choose both, I guess is the moral here?

Christ, I must have been drunk when I wrote that. Oh wait, I am.

The best possible outcome for the anarchist is to take over the mall by force and then make yourself all the pizzas you want.

I love the smell of commerce in the morning.

FTA to to blow up it up,

Author appears to have an unfortunate stutter.

All he wanted was a pizza. Just one pizza.

JasonOfOrillia: The best possible outcome for the anarchist is to take over the mall by force and then make yourself all the pizzas you want.

What if the anarchist doesn't know how to make pizza?

Eventually he would end up talking to the wrong person, someone bigger and meaner, who may also have a habit of carrying knives, Judge Zohrab said.

Zohrab knows knives and fighting. Zohrab has killed many men. Zohrab is all powerful!

Pot is cool. Pothead stoners are not.

JasonOfOrillia: Well, malls are the modern churches; the centers of community activity. If you want to disrupt a society that you hate then that is what you target, even if it is only a threat.

I get the feeling you've watched Dawn of the Dead too many times.

JasonOfOrillia: Gyrfalcon: JasonOfOrillia: Well, malls are the modern churches; the centers of community activity. If you want to disrupt a society that you hate then that is what you target, even if it is only a threat.

If you want pizza and your community is sufficiently devolved then you also have to go to this modern center of community live to get that pizza. That is the uncomfortable reality; If you want pizza and you want to destroy modern, Western civilization then you will have to make some choices.

So if you want both you...choose both, I guess is the moral here?

Christ, I must have been drunk when I wrote that. Oh wait, I am.

The best possible outcome for the anarchist is to take over the mall by force and then make yourself all the pizzas you want.

OK, that works better.

Another summer at Perry's?



I can't

Anyone else noticing a sudden flood of articles demonstrating the effects of the evil demon weed?

david_gaithersburg: Anyone else noticing a sudden flood of articles demonstrating the effects of the evil demon weed?

No.

fusillade762: david_gaithersburg: Anyone else noticing a sudden flood of articles demonstrating the effects of the evil demon weed?

No.

Me neither. I used to get paranoid when I smoked too.

pissedoffmick: fusillade762: david_gaithersburg: Anyone else noticing a sudden flood of articles demonstrating the effects of the evil demon weed?

No.

Me neither. I used to get paranoid when I smoked too.

This is yet another reason pot should be legal.

Potheads can make ridiculous threats, but are unmotivated to carry them out. The munchies override any other thought in their head. By the time they go back to the ridiculous threat, they've forgotten what they threatened.