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   Criminal/ terrorist of the week told the police he had threatened to blow up the mall because his associate had stolen $180 worth of cannabis from him. He returned to the mall because he wanted a pizza

20 Nov 2012 11:52 PM   |   1479 clicks   |   Stuff.co.nz
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John Buck 41    [TotalFark]  
Because he wanted a pizza.

And stoners wonder why they're made fun of.

20 Nov 2012 10:29 PM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
Well, malls are the modern churches; the centers of community activity. If you want to disrupt a society that you hate then that is what you target, even if it is only a threat.

If you want pizza and your community is sufficiently devolved then you also have to go to this modern center of community live to get that pizza. That is the uncomfortable reality; If you want pizza and you want to destroy modern, Western civilization then you will have to make some choices.

20 Nov 2012 11:56 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

JasonOfOrillia: Well, malls are the modern churches; the centers of community activity. If you want to disrupt a society that you hate then that is what you target, even if it is only a threat.

If you want pizza and your community is sufficiently devolved then you also have to go to this modern center of community live to get that pizza. That is the uncomfortable reality; If you want pizza and you want to destroy modern, Western civilization then you will have to make some choices.


So if you want both you...choose both, I guess is the moral here?

20 Nov 2012 11:58 PM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Gosh, how hard would it be for some real terrorist to blow up a mall?

21 Nov 2012 12:01 AM
Hector Remarkable     
I'll kill you all, as soon as I get some pizza. and maybe some chips. And a big soda. And some candy. Man, as soon as I get some more weed, I'm gonna kill everybody, hey, wait, man, that guy didn't steal my weed. It's right here in my front pocket, labeled, "MY WEED". Oh, wow. I kill you all... some day..... for some reason....

21 Nov 2012 12:02 AM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  

Gyrfalcon: JasonOfOrillia: Well, malls are the modern churches; the centers of community activity. If you want to disrupt a society that you hate then that is what you target, even if it is only a threat.

If you want pizza and your community is sufficiently devolved then you also have to go to this modern center of community live to get that pizza. That is the uncomfortable reality; If you want pizza and you want to destroy modern, Western civilization then you will have to make some choices.

So if you want both you...choose both, I guess is the moral here?


Christ, I must have been drunk when I wrote that. Oh wait, I am.

The best possible outcome for the anarchist is to take over the mall by force and then make yourself all the pizzas you want.

21 Nov 2012 12:03 AM
farkingismybusiness     
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I love the smell of commerce in the morning.

21 Nov 2012 12:08 AM
Indypendy     
FTA to to blow up it up,

Author appears to have an unfortunate stutter.

21 Nov 2012 12:09 AM
GentlemanJ     
All he wanted was a pizza. Just one pizza.

21 Nov 2012 12:14 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

JasonOfOrillia: The best possible outcome for the anarchist is to take over the mall by force and then make yourself all the pizzas you want.


What if the anarchist doesn't know how to make pizza?

21 Nov 2012 12:16 AM
morg     
Eventually he would end up talking to the wrong person, someone bigger and meaner, who may also have a habit of carrying knives, Judge Zohrab said.

Zohrab knows knives and fighting. Zohrab has killed many men. Zohrab is all powerful!

21 Nov 2012 12:30 AM
Delawheredad    [TotalFark]  
Pot is cool. Pothead stoners are not.

21 Nov 2012 12:39 AM
davidphogan     

JasonOfOrillia: Well, malls are the modern churches; the centers of community activity. If you want to disrupt a society that you hate then that is what you target, even if it is only a threat.


I get the feeling you've watched Dawn of the Dead too many times.

21 Nov 2012 01:01 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

JasonOfOrillia: Gyrfalcon: JasonOfOrillia: Well, malls are the modern churches; the centers of community activity. If you want to disrupt a society that you hate then that is what you target, even if it is only a threat.

If you want pizza and your community is sufficiently devolved then you also have to go to this modern center of community live to get that pizza. That is the uncomfortable reality; If you want pizza and you want to destroy modern, Western civilization then you will have to make some choices.

So if you want both you...choose both, I guess is the moral here?

Christ, I must have been drunk when I wrote that. Oh wait, I am.

The best possible outcome for the anarchist is to take over the mall by force and then make yourself all the pizzas you want.


OK, that works better.

21 Nov 2012 01:02 AM
illannoyin     
Another summer at Perry's?

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I can't

21 Nov 2012 01:10 AM
david_gaithersburg     
Anyone else noticing a sudden flood of articles demonstrating the effects of the evil demon weed?

21 Nov 2012 02:13 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

david_gaithersburg: Anyone else noticing a sudden flood of articles demonstrating the effects of the evil demon weed?


No.

21 Nov 2012 02:29 AM
pissedoffmick     

fusillade762: david_gaithersburg: Anyone else noticing a sudden flood of articles demonstrating the effects of the evil demon weed?

No.


Me neither. I used to get paranoid when I smoked too.

21 Nov 2012 05:29 AM
david_gaithersburg     

pissedoffmick: fusillade762: david_gaithersburg: Anyone else noticing a sudden flood of articles demonstrating the effects of the evil demon weed?

No.

Me neither. I used to get paranoid when I smoked too.


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21 Nov 2012 05:58 AM
slayer199    [TotalFark]  
This is yet another reason pot should be legal.

Potheads can make ridiculous threats, but are unmotivated to carry them out. The munchies override any other thought in their head. By the time they go back to the ridiculous threat, they've forgotten what they threatened.

21 Nov 2012 06:00 AM
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