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   Woman traveling 100mph in a 30mph zone tells the officer that it's her co-pilot's fault. Yes, God is her co-pilot. "I was letting the Lord's spirit guide me"

20 Nov 2012 08:25 PM   |   5785 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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UsikFark     
"Oh, you want to go to heaven? turn right." *drives onto railroad tracks*

20 Nov 2012 08:26 PM
Lizardking     
"OK, I will write God a ticket then. But if He doesnt show up for court, we are putting you in jail. Still want to blame the copilot?"

20 Nov 2012 08:27 PM
davidphogan     
God also told her to leave the scene of an injury accident? God sounds like more of a dick every day.

20 Nov 2012 08:28 PM
wotthefark     
I do this in terms of a legitimate rape. God is my co-rapist it's his will.

20 Nov 2012 08:29 PM
JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  
Bath salts?

20 Nov 2012 08:29 PM
TommieFunk     
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20 Nov 2012 08:30 PM
UsikFark     

JohnAnnArbor: Bath salts?


Jesus Juice

20 Nov 2012 08:31 PM
dragonchild     
American-style religion, explained in 30 seconds.

20 Nov 2012 08:32 PM
G.I.R.B.     
Me thinks a psych evaluation is in the offing.......

20 Nov 2012 08:34 PM
quatchi    [TotalFark]  
"And I was so pleased to receive this information that I ran 20 red lights in His honor..."

20 Nov 2012 08:35 PM
p4p3rm4t3     
A biker once told me a story about how "Jesus grabbed his handle bars".

20 Nov 2012 08:35 PM
GentlemanJ     
God may be her co-pilot, but Nyarlathotep is her bombardier.

20 Nov 2012 08:35 PM
Rigger1955     
I wonder what the weather was like, freezing rain maybe?.
She would not have cared anyway.

20 Nov 2012 08:38 PM
swaxhog     
She has to go to court and swear on the Bible before giving testimony that God doesn't exist and wasn't helping her drive. Error, error, does not compute. Error.

People laugh, call her nuts. Then pray to God themselves.

Look either God is real and he was her co-pilot or God isn't real. She was able to drive 100 in a 30, which to me sounds really impressive. I don't think I could handle that without divine guidance. As an atheist, I feel I can be objective third party in this and say that indeed this is proof that God does exist.

(I know I'm all over the place here. Still angry about my dickhead boss, getting more drunk by the minute)

20 Nov 2012 08:39 PM
BigNumber12     
Is this like how Luke was able to lightsaber with the blast shield down?

20 Nov 2012 08:39 PM
Pribar     
Oh I believe there were spirits involved, probably at least 80 proof ones

20 Nov 2012 08:39 PM
2 Replies     
Jesus,
When will people stop using religion as an excuse for their stupidity!?

(Obviously a rhetorical question. I don't speak with imaginary friends.)

20 Nov 2012 08:40 PM
Marcus Aurelius    [TotalFark]  
"Our lady of blessed acceleration, please do not fail us now."
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20 Nov 2012 08:42 PM
G.I.R.B.     

2 Replies: Jesus,
When will people stop using religion as an excuse for their stupidity!?

(Obviously a rhetorical question. I don't speak with imaginary friends.)


Um, you do realize you're asking questions on Fark, right?

20 Nov 2012 08:42 PM
Taima     
I'd this one of those "Let Jesus Take the Wheel" whackjobs?

20 Nov 2012 08:42 PM
Shmeat     
Godspeed, Melissa!

20 Nov 2012 08:43 PM
capt.hollister     
Woman traveling 100mph in a 30mph zone..... ...."I was letting the Lord's spiritS guide me"

Rum ?
Vodka ?
Brandy ?

20 Nov 2012 08:43 PM
cleveoh     

quatchi: "And I was so pleased to receive this information that I ran 20 red lights in His honor..."


She does have far away eyes...

20 Nov 2012 08:43 PM
MooseUpNorth     
"fark off, Jesus"

20 Nov 2012 08:44 PM
Mad_Radhu     
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"You drive like my dad. Put the hammer down, you pussy."

20 Nov 2012 08:44 PM
G.I.R.B.     

capt.hollister: Woman traveling 100mph in a 30mph zone..... ...."I was letting the Lord's spiritS guide me"

Rum ?
Vodka ?
Brandy ?


Boone's Farm

20 Nov 2012 08:45 PM
Virulency     
my dog is my copilot

20 Nov 2012 08:50 PM
Apos     
"I was letting the Lord's Charles Darwin's spirit guide me."


Fixed.

20 Nov 2012 08:50 PM
mjjt     
I was drivin' home early Sunday morning
Through Bakersfield,
Listening to gospel music on the coloured radio station,
And the preacher said: "You know you always have the lord by your side"
And I was so pleased to be informed of this
That I ran twenty red lights in his honour,
Thank you Jesus, thank you lord

20 Nov 2012 08:53 PM
BronyMedic     

G.I.R.B.: capt.hollister: Woman traveling 100mph in a 30mph zone..... ...."I was letting the Lord's spiritS guide me"

Rum ?
Vodka ?
Brandy ?

Boone's Farm


MD2020.

20 Nov 2012 08:53 PM
Freakin Rican     
no reference to cannonball yet?

20 Nov 2012 08:55 PM
Jument     
If I were her I'd be mighty angry at God for making that goddamn fugly.

20 Nov 2012 08:56 PM
dofus     
So a UK paper - I don't understand that part all all, WTF does the UK care? - reports on a weird traffic situation that happens to occur in Florida.

Subby tags it as Florida and for reasons unknown, it goes green. Subby is an idiot. The mods that went along with this are also idiots. This is *not* a Florida thing. It could have happened anywhere.

20 Nov 2012 08:57 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  
This is no surprise to me. Back when I had an old VW Bug and had to go to the junk yard for parts it was amazing how many totaled cars there were with those little fish icons on them and Jesus is my copilot stickers.

20 Nov 2012 08:57 PM
rev. dave     
It appears as if she has a cynical view of the US Constitution's First Amendment. This is the greatest and also First Amendment. She has insulted me on constitutional grounds.

20 Nov 2012 08:57 PM
G.I.R.B.     

BronyMedic: G.I.R.B.: capt.hollister: Woman traveling 100mph in a 30mph zone..... ...."I was letting the Lord's spiritS guide me"

Rum ?
Vodka ?
Brandy ?

Boone's Farm

MD2020.


Thunderbird

20 Nov 2012 08:57 PM
Jument     

dofus: So a UK paper - I don't understand that part all all, WTF does the UK care? - reports on a weird traffic situation that happens to occur in Florida.

Subby tags it as Florida and for reasons unknown, it goes green. Subby is an idiot. The mods that went along with this are also idiots. This is *not* a Florida thing. It could have happened anywhere.


You sound like you live in Florida.

20 Nov 2012 09:02 PM
Onkel Buck     
Jesus built hot rods

20 Nov 2012 09:02 PM
Enormous-Schwanstucker     

G.I.R.B.: BronyMedic: G.I.R.B.: capt.hollister: Woman traveling 100mph in a 30mph zone..... ...."I was letting the Lord's spiritS guide me"

Rum ?
Vodka ?
Brandy ?

Boone's Farm

MD2020.

Black Tower.

Thunderbird


20 Nov 2012 09:03 PM
BronyMedic     

G.I.R.B.: BronyMedic: G.I.R.B.: capt.hollister: Woman traveling 100mph in a 30mph zone..... ...."I was letting the Lord's spiritS guide me"

Rum ?
Vodka ?
Brandy ?

Boone's Farm

MD2020.

Thunderbird


WHATS THE WORD, BROTHER?

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20 Nov 2012 09:03 PM
The My Little Pony Killer     
How come nobody ever talks about having the Lord's spirit guide them into a soup kitchen? Why is it always dangerous, self-serving situations with this spirit guy? God sounds like a major dick.

20 Nov 2012 09:04 PM
jeffrey626     

Marcus Aurelius: "Our lady of blessed acceleration, please do not fail us now."
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You know I never noticed this before but shouldnt they have a little less gas in the tank than it being over 3/4ths full and just having driven 106 miles after filling up? Well, I guess theres that and the fact that they left in the evening and takes them until the sun comes up to drive that far...

20 Nov 2012 09:04 PM
Enormous-Schwanstucker     

G.I.R.B.: BronyMedic: G.I.R.B.: capt.hollister: Woman traveling 100mph in a 30mph zone..... ...."I was letting the Lord's spiritS guide me"

Rum ?
Vodka ?
Brandy ?

Boone's Farm

MD2020.

Thunderbird


CRAP.....


BLACK TOWER

UGH :)

preview happens to be your friend ES, why not use it next time?

20 Nov 2012 09:04 PM
GranoblasticMan     

dofus: This is *not* a Florida thing. It could have happened anywhere.


FTFA: Officers in Fort Pierce, Florida, were alerted to Miller when they saw her silver Toyota driving at speed along US 1 while its horn was sounding.

20 Nov 2012 09:05 PM
RatMaster999     

GentlemanJ: God may be her co-pilot, but Nyarlathotep is her bombardier.


Shouldn't that be Allah?

20 Nov 2012 09:05 PM
BronyMedic     

The My Little Pony Killer: God sounds like a major dick.


It's just Old Testament God. He got better in the New Testament when his Psychiatrist put him on meds.

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20 Nov 2012 09:08 PM
GranoblasticMan     

GranoblasticMan: dofus: This is *not* a Florida thing. It could have happened anywhere.

FTFA: Officers in Fort Pierce, Florida, were alerted to Miller when they saw her silver Toyota driving at speed along US 1 while its horn was sounding.


And shiat, just for completeness...

FTFA: Miller, of Port St. Lucie, was arrested on charges of reckless driving and speeding.

She was taken to the St. Lucie County Jail and placed under a $375 bail.

20 Nov 2012 09:08 PM
Brother Head     

GranoblasticMan: GranoblasticMan: dofus: This is *not* a Florida thing. It could have happened anywhere.

FTFA: Officers in Fort Pierce, Florida, were alerted to Miller when they saw her silver Toyota driving at speed along US 1 while its horn was sounding.

And shiat, just for completeness...

FTFA: Miller, of Port St. Lucie, was arrested on charges of reckless driving and speeding.

She was taken to the St. Lucie County Jail and placed under a $375 bail.


But besides ALL OF THAT, it could have happened anywhere.... Especially Florida. 8)

20 Nov 2012 09:13 PM
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20 Nov 2012 09:15 PM
scarmig     
God was my copilot. But then we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

/it is a shirt that I have

20 Nov 2012 09:17 PM
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