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   Man arrested after "pretending his taser was a penis." Shocking

21 Nov 2012 11:19 AM   |   5925 clicks   |   Athens Banner Herald
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Hey ladies, I have something in my pants that causes involuntary muscle contractions and eventual incapacitation.

21 Nov 2012 09:02 AM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
That's not how you perform "The Shocker" as far as I know.

21 Nov 2012 10:05 AM
Walker    [TotalFark]  
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, When we kiss

21 Nov 2012 10:10 AM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  
Don't tase me, bro!

//no seriously, keep that thing away from me.

21 Nov 2012 11:23 AM
Singleballtheory     
I swear, if I got arrested every time I pretended something was my penis...

21 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
RandomAxe    [TotalFark]  
Technically, he was arrested for doing this in public. If he'd been home, alone, in the shower, no charges would have been filed.

I mean, there would've been charges, but . . . never mind.

21 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
NutWrench     
"When people would walk by he would shock it at them and would come as close as arm's reach from them and set the Taser off," according to the report. "He scared a few girls so much they crossed the street to get away."

I suspect the actual item involved was a stun gun and not a Taser.

21 Nov 2012 11:26 AM
hbk72777     
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the original

21 Nov 2012 11:27 AM
LarryDan43     
Whenever I touch her with it she goes into convulsions and tries to get away from me.

21 Nov 2012 11:27 AM
uncleacid     
This is re-Volt-ing.

21 Nov 2012 11:29 AM
Onkel Buck    [TotalFark]  
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21 Nov 2012 11:30 AM
Lochsteppe     
So a stoned/drunk guy pretended his taser was a penis by holding it at crotch level and discharging it at passers-by. I guess that's an improvement over the old days when a stoned/drunk guy would pretend his gun was a penis by holding it at crotch level and discharging it at passers-by.

/Still seems kind of dangerous.

21 Nov 2012 11:31 AM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Meredith Grayson Watson, of Hiawassee Avenue, got into an argument with his wife at the Roadhouse

roadhouse

21 Nov 2012 11:31 AM
CygnusDarius     
What an electrifying personality. I bet he won't be checking on current events while he's in prison.

21 Nov 2012 11:31 AM
SuperChuck     
Would be funnier if he was pretending his penis was a taser.

21 Nov 2012 11:33 AM
LostInTO     
Meh, would have been more interesting story if he had been drunk enough to hold it the wrong way while attempting this.

21 Nov 2012 11:33 AM
goatan     
weird i got arrested for pretending my penis was a taser. I knew i shouldn't have tased those women in the face.

21 Nov 2012 11:36 AM
Hobodeluxe     

SuperChuck: Would be funnier if he was pretending his penis was a taser.


came here to say this.

21 Nov 2012 11:37 AM
Big_Fat_Liar     

NutWrench: "When people would walk by he would shock it at them and would come as close as arm's reach from them and set the Taser off," according to the report. "He scared a few girls so much they crossed the street to get away."

I suspect the actual item involved was a stun gun and not a Taser.


99% chance you are right, particularly given that he was setting it off while holding it out his pants. Why is every journalist and editor a clueless farking moron these days. Jesus F.

21 Nov 2012 11:38 AM
brap    [TotalFark]  
Don't morays me bro.

21 Nov 2012 11:45 AM
BitwiseShift     

SuperChuck: Would be funnier if he was pretending his penis was a taser penis.


21 Nov 2012 11:50 AM
flaminio     
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21 Nov 2012 11:50 AM
rickythepenguin    [TotalFark]  
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Get it on, tase my dong, get it on

21 Nov 2012 11:52 AM
darth_badger     
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He's a jeepster for your love.

21 Nov 2012 11:54 AM
Oberon     
The Roadhouse in Athens is my local watering hole when I'm home for the holidays. If his wife is a regular, I wonder if I would recognize her.

21 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
Unoriginal_Username     
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/Ameteur

21 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
maggoo     
Watt?

21 Nov 2012 12:31 PM
wambu     
Sparkly!

21 Nov 2012 01:55 PM
ZeroCorpse     
I"m pretty sure most cops think the taser is a stand-in for their penis. That's why they're so quick to poke everyone with it without thinking of the consequences.

21 Nov 2012 02:07 PM
gja    [TotalFark]  

Singleballtheory: I swear, if I got arrested every time I pretended something was my penis...


Go on........

/something,something,freudian issues, something

21 Nov 2012 02:19 PM
digitalrain     
Sooooooo.... he's not ac/dc, I take it?

21 Nov 2012 03:49 PM
Leeds     
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// Hot like a tazed moth

21 Nov 2012 03:56 PM
Sgt.Zim    [TotalFark]  

NutWrench: "When people would walk by he would shock it at them and would come as close as arm's reach from them and set the Taser off," according to the report. "He scared a few girls so much they crossed the street to get away."

I suspect the actual item involved was a stun gun and not a Taser.


Came to say this, so thanks.

Also, where I come from, Meredith is a woman's name...

// "Boy Named 'Sue'"?

21 Nov 2012 04:44 PM
UseLessHuman     
He got Hertzpes

21 Nov 2012 07:46 PM
KrispyKritter     
shot in the dark but with a moniker like Meredith Grayson Watson someone never perspired in their life.

21 Nov 2012 10:08 PM
bowtiesheep     

SuperChuck: Would be funnier if he was pretending his penis was a taser.


Actually, this is how I read the headline.

21 Nov 2012 11:32 PM
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